I often ask about my medical history. How many years have I had high blood pressure? Patient A: Many years.
One day, a colleague of the department went out for a trip. After receiving the room card at the hotel, a colleague was very excited and asked, Are we all on the third floor? How many beds do you sleep in?
I still remember when I first went to practice, my classmates and I wrote the course of disease: I made rounds today and didn't see any patients. I still remember the expression on his teacher's face.
In the elevator, the door opened and suddenly a beautiful woman came in. Because I was pressing the elevator button, I instinctively asked: Beauty, how many beds? Actually, I asked what floor people came to. )
Patient: Doctor, I have a stomachache. I ate Audi at home for a few days, but it didn't work. What should I do?
Me: Eat Audi? That must be a stomachache. Do you still feel bad? In fact, the patient ate oak. A patient taking omeprazole kept asking questions about aspirin, and he corrected aspirin several times. Finally, I took aspirin for a few days.
There is a new nurse in our department. When she took a photo with a C-arm, she saw everyone running out, but she heard her shouting: You don't have to run, I'll help you out!
In the emergency room, I asked a person what he was allergic to. Formalin, as soon as I hear it, oh, it may be from the same company. It smells strong. Later, the man turned to me and said, no, doctor, amoxicillin is ... has it made mistakes so far? I laughed all day.
"What's your name, Dr. Xiao Li?" Before, a man in the emergency department came to ask, did someone hurt his front leg just now? After staying in the ward for half a year, the graduate students left the department and went back to work that day. A patient came up to me and greeted me: "Hey, are you out of the hospital?"
I heard someone say that a graduate student or doctoral student wanted to do axillary color ultrasound examination for others, but he might not remember his armpit clearly, so he wrote axillary color ultrasound examination. So I think these are jokes that most people in the medical field don't know.