Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

Tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

April Fool's Day prank message

2. Text messages about idiots

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.

April Fool's Day prank message

3. SMS about health

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?

There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you are used to stew vermicelli.

Don't get drunk in the future. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, Are you a brother? Brother did it!

I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You answer: I brought paper this time!

Miss you, is a very happy thing; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

Every day, I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together. I said emotionally, my youngest son, I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!

It is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung your jade photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly.

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in the north of Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

Today, when you wake up, there is a mosquito lying beside your pillow, and there is a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night, and your thick skin made me live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

Someone saw you today, and you are still so charming, walking slowly in a plaid vest, looking detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I wonder how you beat rabbits in those years.

You go! Find someone worthy of your love … I don't know you well enough. I know that some things can't be forced and some distances can't be crossed. Just like yesterday, I really can't believe you left with someone else for a bone.

Women can see the moon and the sun, which is a serious astigmatism to the moon and the sun.

Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! I'm telling you, it's okay. You didn't press a fart!

A cricket and a pig bet that if I jump into the grass, you can't see me. The pig said, what do I think? So the cricket jumped into the grass. The pig is watching, the pig is watching! The pig is still watching! Why is the pig still watching? !

You were internship in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned around and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, here's the knife. It's your turn to chase me.

When the wolf came to the pigsty, the pigsty was a mess. Mother pig arranged: big pig to block the door! Second pig, block the window! When she saw the pig, Mother Pig got angry and shouted: Third, don't read the news! You are fleshy, go out and draw the wolf away.

When you are lonely and empty, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, you can cut it, you can cut it with a small knife, and you can vent yourself and shout loudly: I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen.

The sky is so clear, the sun is so brilliant, and the sea is so boundless. You stood on the blue beach and I stabbed you with a stick. Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard!

Crying, silly and happy days are gone? I warned you not to be greedy, but you just wouldn't listen. Now you should remember that pigs will be slaughtered when they reach a certain weight.

In the military training under the tree that year, the instructor said to the students: Count off in the first row. You looked at the instructor in surprise, and the instructor said loudly: Count off! So, reluctantly, you turned and hugged the tree!

Your voice comes from the valley. I looked down and found you at the corner of the mountain. It is you! It is really you! You were with an old man, and I excitedly ran over and said, Grandpa, lend me the donkey.

I said: Every time I miss you, the star drops a tear. That's how the ocean was formed. You said: Every time you think about me, you fart. This is how the ozone layer is formed.

Twilight is like wine, the autumn wind blows gently, and the chrysanthemums have been defeated for a long time. Where are you going? It's cold for a long time. Did you add clothes? The city won't let the dog owner hit you. You can call it peace to avoid my constant concern!

Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Now bacteria wear neat uniforms, line up neatly, and walk through your body with vigorous steps. ...

The moment I left, you cried helplessly and tore your heart out behind me, which made me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you: I'm not selling this pig!

It is said that there are golden arrows, iron arrows and bronze arrows, but you must learn from silver arrows! It is said that there are 18 kinds of 360 martial arts moves, but you must learn drunken arrows, so soon there appeared in the Jianghu: drunken silver arrows!

When I first met you, I felt that I had known you for a long time. I have never said anything so certain. You may not believe it, but it's true. You really look like my ... lost pig!

God said he would grant me a wish, and I said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said to make this person more beautiful. On reflection, he said, I'll look at the globe again.

Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive the text message, but you did it.

The tortoise and the rabbit race, and the pig is the referee. Do you think the tortoise runs fast or the rabbit runs fast?

If you want to travel abroad, sincere friends will see you off. The cold wind cannot stop our friendship. I hold your hand and say, reform well and try to reduce the sentence.

Listen! I want to chase you! I thought you were! I have been looking for you! I will seize this opportunity! I must catch up with you! Dead flies!

Honey, I miss you again. My love for you is increasing sharply every day, because someone told me that pork has gone up in price, so you can get a good price!

English tongue twister test: repeat peace-war-discovery three times quickly, and those who are fluent and error-free prove that their spoken English is superb.

In those days, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age!

Oh! It's snowing. I really want to turn into a snowflake and fly to your arms. I flew into your collar, your cuffs, your ... why don't you zip it up!

If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my God, and you will live a carefree and happy life from now on, because you are stupid.

Are you full today? Did you sleep well? Will it be cold late at night? I really want to be by your side quietly. I know you never take care of yourself. Whenever I leave, you jump out of the pigsty!

Someone passed by the cemetery, heard a knock at the door, fell down and saw someone, so he was relieved and asked, why? They carved my tombstone wrong and are changing it!

Honey, you know what? You have lost a lot of weight recently! I see it in my eyes, but it hurts in my heart. It's almost the Spring Festival, but your health is worrying ... who doesn't want to let their pigs kill a few kilograms more!

Some people say you are a pig! I seriously criticized him! How is that possible? How can people tell what they look like?

The weather is hot and cold, and I always miss you in the distance. I am willing to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if it is just a simple action: pull a shit on your head!

Yesterday, someone called you a civet behind your back and wanted to report you for isolation. To this end, I fought with them: Shit, you can't say what people are like just because they look like, right?

Please don't look down, turn it off. There is really nothing to see. Come on, do you really want to see it? No regrets? You asked for it yourself You are a pig!

Jade Emperor: Now the court is in session to hear the case of Erlang God's roaring dog raping Chang 'e Jade Rabbit and call the defendant! Hey! Whistling dog! Call you! Still reading text messages! Still smirking

There will be a meteor shower tonight. It is said that a big pig will fall from the sky. Too bad I want to sleep. You're gonna be okay. So many people watch you fly!

You make clothes out of white clouds, borrow the right wings of birds, fly to me like an arrow, and tell me-this is what a bird looks like!

A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!

You know, I met a mentally retarded person yesterday. I have never seen such a stupid person. As for how stupid? Let me tell you this, he may have a lower IQ than you!

I don't care about long hair, dirty clothes, messy beard, and the image of men and women. I go to bed at noon and never want to win. Who is it? It is you!

Please touch your little red face first, and then touch your little belly! All right! This lecture on pig raising knowledge is over. See you tomorrow!

I vomit when I drink too much, cry when I am sad, climb trees when I drive, and I can't move when I see beautiful MM. I always feel that I am making money soon, and my feelings are always not improving!

( ! ) ordinary ass (_ _! _ _) Fat ass (! ) Tight ass (_). _) flat ass (_ * _) inflamed ass

The sun is pregnant, play a song. Hee hee ... (the disaster caused by the moon)!

Cucumber was lovelorn and cried, and eggplant comforted her: love is not only sweet, but also intoxicated, heartbroken and tearful. Alas! Who made you fall in love with onions?

The teacher said: I want class flowers for two people. So I took a class flower, took a class and chose two most beautiful girls. The teacher said: Go to the Academic Affairs Office to move flowers!

Mosquitoes fly to the sleeping baby's ass, and dad drives them away and paints them with toilet water. The baby woke up and shouted, Mom, the mosquito just peed on my ass!

Men are born guilty, so you can't be afraid of being tired. Of course, you paid for the date, and everything is your fault.

A man wanted to jump off a building, and his wife shouted, honey, take it easy, we still have a long way to go! Hearing this, the man swooped down. The policeman said, you really shouldn't threaten him like this!

I lost the battle between glutinous rice and steamed stuffed bun. Not convinced, I met Shao Shao on the road and hit him. I saw Shao Shao immediately take off my coat and angrily said that I was undercover!

You are the rose in my heart, but thank you; You are the moon in the sky, but you are covered by clouds; You are Chang 'e, but your face landed first.

Grandma and granddaughter are in the consulting room. The doctor said to the beautiful girl, untie your clothes. No, doctor, the old lady said, I am a patient. Is it? Then stick out your tongue.

People get married because they lack judgment; People also divorce because of lack of endurance; People remarry because of lack of memory.

Your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu's, my affection is longer, but my promise is more empty than the Monkey King's.

An old lady loved playing mahjong before her death. After her death, her children offered to send mahjong with her, but a woman was very worried: what if she called us because she was short of hands?

When the street beauty beckons, the street lamp should also look; The beautiful woman in the street waved and all the tall buildings wanted to kiss. The street beauty waved her hand three times, and the earth braked back.

A couple gave birth to eight children, followed by osmanthus, camellia, plum blossom, chrysanthemum, yellow flower, grass flower and wild flower, and the last one was called money-free flower.

Flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive others, swear not to give up until you reach your goal, give up men completely, and want to be sad no more!

You rushed into a unit and shouted, is this the Animal Protection Association? Staff: Yes, who bullied you?

There is a boy in the class who is a famous sissy. Once the art teacher asked him to be a clay figurine, and he shouted: I want to be a man! The deskmate picked up a sentence on the side: alas, you finally figured it out.

I don't care if you ignore me. There are beautiful women everywhere, and they will take me in at any time.

Freshman, the rabbit doesn't eat grass and lies on the edge; Sophomore, good horses don't eat grass back; Junior year, there are plenty of fragrant grass in the end of the world; In senior three, the wind knows the grass.

Chasing you, chasing you and I chasing you, just like a hunter chasing a fox; Kiss you, kiss you, I kiss you, just like an old man eating corn.

Pig saw the old man and asked, Shit! Yue Lao! Why did you separate me from Gao? Yue: She is a person, and you are a demon. I'm afraid your child will give birth to a shemale.

Those who come home from work are poor ghosts, drunkards at 9 o'clock, lechers at 1 1, gamblers at 2-3 o'clock, and wild ghosts who don't go home!

In Shuai Shuai, you should be the eldest brother, the taxi driver is the eldest brother, and the message reader is the pig.

Some people say that a woman is like a book, so what book is a fat woman like? [bound volume]

Xiaoming always sleeps in class, and the teacher criticizes him: Can you stop sleeping? ? Xiao Ming replied: No, because I am a poor student.

Modern people's living conditions: attend today's class, sleep yesterday's sleep and spend tomorrow's money.

Women like themselves, men like themselves and they are poor. If both sides like themselves, it must be a frog with a dinosaur.

A cool poem about falling in love in college: loneliness, loneliness, not falling in love in loneliness, but perverting in loneliness.

Beauty is beautiful, and beauty is like a cloud. If you treat beautiful women, you can't get a wife.

A fat lady often boasts of her good figure and insists on complimenting her. Lao Zhai said: It's so plump, how can you draw the wind Yun Dan on your waist!

I don't know what makes me miss you so much, but a thousand words can be summed up in four words: pay me back quickly!

If one day I become a rogue, please tell others that I am innocent!