There are two things you can't miss in life, one is the last bus home, and the other is the person who loves you all your life.

Life is easy, life is easy, but life is not easy.

The biggest sorrow in life is' giving up what you shouldn't give up and sticking to what you shouldn't stick to'.

Wear other people's shoes and go your own way. "

The direction against the wind is suitable for flying, not afraid of being blocked by thousands of people, but afraid of surrender.

Money is not the problem, the problem is no money.

Don't miss me too much, but don't miss me either.

I won't look at you, I have to close my eyes.

1, Elegance: I do like you a little.

Xie Yang: What do you like about me?

Elegance: I like you to stay away from me.

2. Elegance: You are a pig

Xie Yang: People have thoughts. Pigs have pig thoughts. When a pig has a human mind, it is no longer called a pig. They are called the Eight Rings.

3. Elegance: "You rascal ..."

Xie Yang: "You called me a rogue. It is widely rumored on the Internet that hooligans are not terrible. The terrible thing is that hooligans have culture. You can be miserable. I am a gangster who graduated with a master's degree, hehe! "

4. Elegance: "You are an animal ..."

Xie Yang: "You said I was an animal. Animals usually wear no clothes. How can I be the devil wears Prada? "

5, chubby and cute: "Hey ... watching pigs run around all day, just can't eat pork."

6. Elegance: "What does my son have to do with you?"

Xie Yang: "Protecting children is the responsibility of every citizen. . . "

7. Uncle Man+Grandpa Tang: "I drink pure water, and milk is pure milk. I am much purer than you. . . "

8. Tang Lin: "If you haven't eaten pork, you won't think of pigs ..."

9. Uncle Man: "As long as you work hard, you fart seriously ..."

10, Xie Yang: "I can ask you how sad you are, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel ..."

1 1, Xie Yang: "once a woman is immersed in her career, it means the unfortunate beginning of her life ..." (truth, truth)

12, elegant: "Not necessarily an angel with wings, he may be a birdman ..."

13, Lulu: "Falling flowers are affectionate, but falling into the water unintentionally."

14, Xie Yang: "People are invincible."

15, Xie Yang: "I am a narcissist, who am I afraid of?"

16, Uncle Man: "People live well, people live well, but life is not easy ..."

17, Xie Yang: "Today's young people are really realistic ..."

18, Xie Yang: "Once women form an alliance, it means the beginning of the war."

19, Xie Yang: "The only advantage in my life is that I am smart. I can't ... "

20. Elegance: "Anyone can be mean. Mean is the passport of the despicable ... "

Xie Yang: "meanness is a passport to meanness ... quite poetic. . "

2 1, the small language: "Yes."

Xie Yang: "Bar! ? Do you know Xiaoyu? How dangerous it is now at night! Under the reinforced concrete floor, there are all animals at night! ! "

Small language: "I have heard of it, but I have never seen it ..."

Xie Yang: "It's a good thing you haven't seen it."

22. Elegance: "Is it a petal? Why do I look like a playboy? "

Xie Yang: "You can misinterpret my sincerity, but don't insult such a pure little flower. They shattered for you ... "

Xie Yang: "How old are you this year?"

MM: "me? 20, what's the matter? "

Xie Yang: "Oh! Nothing, I just want to ask, for example, at your age, or a little younger than you, for example, you 18 years old, how did you learn ... what about the knowledge? "

MM: "What do you mean?"

Xie Yang: "This is knowledge ... knowledge between men and women. Who taught you that? "

MM: "Well, do you still need to teach?" Go online by yourself, read a book and try it ... "

Xie Yang (surprised): "Try it yourself? So casual? "

MM: "What do you do? Why do you say that? What is it to you? "

Xie Yang: "..."

24. Xie Yang: "Oh, dear! Mushroom, your mother is really a fascist .. "

Xie Yang: "I want to give you a heartfelt suggestion. I am really the best man you can find in your life. "

Elegance: "Hum, hehehe."

Xie Yang: "Advice is hard to listen to, but good medicine tastes bitter. If you miss it, there will be no regret medicine. "

Elegance: "sorry, I didn't take the wrong medicine, so I don't want to have a boyfriend." I know exactly what's on your mind, so I only make friends with women. " . "

Xie Yang: "Ah ~ ~ You don't like women, do you?"

Elegant fist. .

Xie Yang: "Don't start work, I want to ask you a question. What do you think is the bad water in a man's mind? "

Elegance: "Your head?"

Xie Yang: "Yes! My head. . "

Elegance: "But your avatar looks very unreliable. . "

Xie Yang: "Gee ~ ~ I really admire your witty swearing skills, but this is also one of the important reasons why I like you ..."

Elegance: "Really? Thank you, but you can go. "

Xie Yang: "But you have many advantages that I haven't said yet. . Hey! "

Fenghua: "If you don't leave, I'll call * *. . "

Xie Yang: "* * can't control me, because I am a man of good conduct, and I am more sincere than a man of good conduct."

Elegance: "Just pretend, a wolf in sheep's clothing, I can recognize you without skinning." . "

Xie Yang: "I'll do it myself."

Elegance: "Goodbye"

Xie Yang: "No need to send it."

26. Xie Yang: "This aunt really knows how to make it up! It's almost compiled into the future world ... "

Xie Yang: "Woman! Sometimes, like an ostrich, it hides its head and exposes its tail. In fact, others have already discovered ... "

28, fly slowly: "In fact, I have long been psychologically prepared, man! They are all cats, how can they not cheat .. "

29. Uncle Man: "As long as you work hard, shit seriously."

30. Uncle Man: "Living is easy, living is alive, but life is not easy."