1. The hunter was hunting and saw two birds on the tree. He raised his gun and shot down one, and found that it was a hairless one. Just as he was wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn it, As soon as I coaxed her to take off her clothes, you knocked her down. . .

2. The farmer wanted to kill the rooster but couldn't catch it, so he grabbed the hen and said to the rooster: If you don't come down, you will be a bachelor! Rooster: You fucking think I'm stupid, she'll be a widow if I go down. . .

3. A certain hotel keeps a parrot hanging at the door, and says when a guest arrives: "Hello, welcome!" A regular guest thought: I'll come in quickly and see how you react. One day he ran in without hesitation, and the parrot said: "***! Scared me!!!"

4. During a military exercise, a cannonball strayed far away, so I was sent to check. The soldiers discovered that the shells had fallen in the farmland, and you were standing in the field. Your clothes were torn and your face was dark, and he said with tears: Do you deserve to be bombarded with shells if you steal a cabbage?

5. When the Beijing-Kowloon Railway was opened to traffic, citizens along the line were watching. A female passenger on the train changed her sanitary napkin and threw it out of the window. It stuck to the face of a citizen. After taking it off, the citizen said: I*** ! This car is so fast that even a piece of paper can make your nose bleed! ! !

6. Twenty years ago, your mother was holding you while she was waiting for the bus. People laughed at her because she was ugly. When she cried, an old man selling bananas patted her and said, "Girl, don't cry!" Give your monkey a banana to eat! It's so pitiful that I'm so hungry that I have no hair left. . .

7. The farmer drove his donkey into the city and met a rogue. The rogue asked: Have you eaten? The farmer said: Eat it. Scoundrel: I asked about the donkey. When the farmer heard this, he turned around and slapped the donkey twice: Damn it, even if there are relatives in the city, they won’t even say a word.

8. Pigs ask God to be reincarnated as humans. The emperor asked: Farming? The answer is too bitter. Said: Work? Answer: Too tired. Said: Playing monkey? It’s too difficult to answer. What do you want, the emperor asked? Answer: You can eat, drink and have sex! The emperor was shocked: He still wants to be a state official!

9. In the delivery room, a child laughed loudly after being born. The delivery nurses were very strange. They gathered around and observed that the child had clenched fists. After breaking it open, they found it was an abortion pill. The child said: He* of! Want to kill me? Not that easy! ! !

10. The duck and the crab raced and reached the finish line at the same time. It was difficult to decide the winner. The referee said: You two should do rock, paper, scissors! The duck was furious: Damn it! Black whistle! Plan against me. When I come out, it’s paper, and when he comes out, it’s always scissors! ! !

11. Two counterfeiters accidentally made fake banknotes with a face value of 15 yuan. They decided to spend them in remote mountainous areas. When they took a 15 yuan bill and bought 1 yuan of candied haws, , they cried, and the farmer gave them two pieces worth 7 yuan.

12. A giraffe married a monkey. A year later, the giraffe filed for divorce: I don’t want to live this kind of life anymore! The monkey was furious: Just leave! Who has ever seen someone climb a tree to get a kiss? A man climbed the wall and left the school, but was caught by the principal. The principal asked: Why don't you leave through the school gate? The answer is: Metersbonwe does not take the usual path.

The principal asked again: How can you climb over such a high wall? He pointed to his pants and said: Li Ning, everything is possible.

The principal asked again: What does it feel like to climb over the wall? He pointed to the shoes and said: Xtep, it feels like flying.

The next day when he entered the school from the main entrance, the principal asked: Why didn't you climb over the wall? He said: Anta, I choose, I like it.

On the third day he wore a gangster costume, and the principal said: You can’t wear a gangster costume! He said: You are what you wear, Semir clothing.

On the fourth day, he wore a vest to school. The principal said that he could not wear a vest to school. He said, men, keep things simple and love Dengbao clothing. The principal said I'm going to give you a serious offense. He said: Why? The principal said, M-Zone, I have the final say on my territory. An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese went on a deserted tour together. They met a group of cannibalistic indigenous people, and they were caught. The chief of the tribe said: "I am happy today and will not eat you, but you will each get 100 bucks from me. Before you get beaten Before I hit the board, I can grant each of you one wish." The American took the board first. He asked for 30 cushions and put them on his buttocks. The front 70 boards were okay, but the back 30 boards couldn't hold up. After the fight, the Americans couldn't stand it. The Japanese asked for 100, so it was okay. The Chinese said: "Here, put the Japanese on the mat for me, face up. The ten scariest jokes in history

(1) The ghost asked for life

Once upon a time there was a man, He had a girlfriend. He loved her more than anyone else in the world.

But one day, his girlfriend left him without even giving him a reason.

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His girlfriend was held in his arms while shopping, and he was so distressed that he lost his mind. Finally one day, he killed his girlfriend and then committed suicide.

But he realized the preciousness of life when he was about to die. From then on, he was troubled by nightmares every day. In the dream, his girlfriend was naked, with disheveled hair, a red tongue hanging on the ground, and her fingers. Like a hook, he came to demand his life.

The nightmare tortured him until his bones were broken. One day, he found a Taoist priest to get rid of him.

The Taoist priest asked him to do three things:

First, bury his girlfriend’s body properly

Second, give him the clothes he wore during his lifetime Burn the pajamas

Third, wash the hidden bloody clothes

Everything must be completed before the third watch, otherwise you will be killed!

He followed the Taoist priest's instructions and did everything very carefully, but the bloody coat could not be found.

It was nowhere to be found.

It was about to be the third watch, and big beads of sweat dripped from his face and wet the carpet.

When it was about to be the third watch, he found the bloody clothes, but no matter how hard he rubbed, he couldn't wash it off.

At this time, there was a sudden strong wind, lightning and thunder. The windows were swaying left and right due to the strong wind, and the sound of shattering glass made people even more frightened. Suddenly all the lights went out, and the whole room was dark. In the lightning

I saw his girlfriend wearing pajamas stained with blood, her eyes dripping with blood, and pointing ferociously

He said sharply: "You know why? Can’t you wash away the blood stains?” He was stunned and couldn’t say a word

The girlfriend continued: “Because you didn’t use white washing powder, idiot.”

(2) Night. Encountering a Female Ghost

It was already late at night, and a taxi driver decided to pick up one more passenger and go home, but there were not many people on the road.

The driver was driving aimlessly and found a white figure shaking in front of him, waving to him. It was originally a peaceful night.

It was unnatural to have people around at night. Moreover, like this The situation has to remind people of something that people don't want to think of, that is ghosts! ! !

But in the end the driver decided to pull her away. The man got into the car and said in a miserable and hoarse voice:

"Please come to the crematorium."

< p>The driver shuddered. Could it be that she really... He couldn't think about it any more, and he didn't dare to think about it anymore.

He regretted it very much, but now he had no choice but to deliver her quickly.

The woman had a delicate face and a pale face. She was silent all the way, which was creepy. The driver really couldn't continue.

When he was very close to where she wanted to go, he made an excuse and stammered:

"Miss, I'm so sorry. , it’s hard to turn around, just walk over by yourself, it’s very close.”

The woman nodded and asked, “How much is that?” The driver quickly said, “Forget it, forget it.

It’s not easy for a woman to come here so late, forget it!”

“That’s so embarrassing.”

“That’s it!” The driver persisted.

The woman couldn't resist, "Well, thank you!" After saying that, she opened the car door...

The driver turned around to start the car, but didn't hear the door closing. So I turned around

...

Why did that woman disappear so quickly? He looked at the back seat and saw nothing! There is none on the front, left, right

side or rear of the car!

Did she just disappear?

The driver was curious and wanted to find out. He got out of the car and came to the door that was not closed.

“Did that woman just leave so quickly? , or she is..." He was about to collapse

, and just about to leave here,

A bloody hand patted his shoulder, and when he turned around, the woman's face was full of The bloody one stood in front of him and spoke.

"Master! Please don't park next to the ditch next time you park your car..."

(3) There were two people

in a remote place. In the village, there is a straight telephone pole on a narrow path. Strangely enough, people often have accidents there.

Soon a young man and woman were accidentally knocked down by a bicycle and died on the spot. One night, 5-year-old Xiaozhi and his mother passed by there on the way home. Xiaozhi suddenly said: "Mom, there are two people on the telephone pole." Mom held his hand He quickly walked away with his hand and said:

"Children, don't talk nonsense!" But the matter spread quickly, and one day, a reporter came to interview

Xiao Zhi Asking him to take him to see the place where the car accident occurred, Xiaozhi led him there generously. The reporter asked: "Where is it?" Xiaozhi pointed to it, and the reporter looked up?

@Look, there is a sign hanging on the telephone pole.

It says: Traffic safety is everyone’s responsibility

(4) Complaints of three ghosts

One day they met God while shopping! They told God that they all died miserably and hoped that they would go to heaven! God said helplessly that there are too many residents in heaven and it is already full.

But there is still one spot left!

You guys tell me, whoever dies the worst will go to heaven! So, the first ghost started to say...

He was a cleaner during his lifetime.

Very hard work! Busy from morning to night! One day, I was cleaning the glass outside a big building!

It’s the kind of dangerous work that involves hanging outside at high altitudes!

On the 30th floor! Suddenly, my foot slipped and I fell! I thought, it's over! Dying! But

My survival instinct made me scratch unconsciously!

Fortunately, I grabbed the railing of a balcony on the 13th floor. I thought, there is hope! So I wanted to wait

to calm down before climbing up!

Unexpectedly, someone suddenly grabbed my hand and I fell down again!

I think, now I am really finished! However, my fate should not have been decided. There was a tent underneath to catch me.

I am glad that I must have accumulated good deeds in my previous life!

I want to go down when I feel better. Unexpectedly, a refrigerator fell from above and killed me!

The second ghost said...

I was a clerk during my lifetime. Everything is fine, I have a beautiful wife. Great figure!

But it’s a bit watery. I have a mild heart condition. One day I forgot to bring my medicine to work, so I went home to get it.

As soon as I entered the door, I saw my wife with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes. There must be an adulterer.

So I searched all over the house, including the kitchen and the toilet, but couldn't find it. When I got to the balcony, I found two hands on the railing. I thought: Adulterer! So he took his hand away. I thought, 13th floor! See if I fall or not

I'll kill you!

When I saw the result, he was not dead! Caught by the tent! I was anxious, so I searched all over the house, entered the kitchen, and found that the refrigerator was big enough, so I threw the refrigerator down. Finally smashed him to death! I was so

so happy! Laughing endlessly.

Unexpectedly, I laughed so hard that my heart was blocked and I died laughing!

The third ghost said...

I was a gangster when I was alive, but I didn't do anything bad! One day I went to a female friend's house

Akira!

Just after finishing her work, her husband suddenly came back! I have to find a place to hide. So I also searched the kitchen and the toilet. Finally, I found that their refrigerator was quite big, so I hid in the refrigerator! I don't know how her husband knew I was in the refrigerator. He actually threw the refrigerator from the 13th floor! I just

killed myself by throwing the refrigerator with me like this!

(5) Encountering ghosts in the toilet

Chu Yang went to the countryside to visit. When chatting with his relatives, his relatives told him that there were toilets here

Ghost, but if you don’t accept the ghost’s things, the ghost won’t hurt you. Maybe it was due to acclimatization

At night, Chu Yangxiang's stomach hurt terribly.

There was really no other way, so Chu Yangxiang had no choice but to go to the toilet with fear

Xiuz.

Chu Yang squatted down and heard the ghost's voice:) ^nRed toilet paper or white toilet paper? "

Chu Yangxiang knew that he could not accept ghost things, so he replied: "I always use newspapers. ”

It seemed that Chu Yangxiang had dysentery. After a while, Chu Yangxiang ran to the toilet again, but

However, this time, he was no longer afraid.

When the ghost saw Chu Yang looking back, he stretched out his hand and said:) ^n"Youth Daily" or "Central Daily News

"

" I always use sports newspapers.”

At night, Chu Yangxiang went to the toilet for the third time. )^n"Youth Sports" or "Central Sports"

? "The ghost asked.

"...I...I just want to pee. ”

(6) Ghost Phone

In the past, when making phone calls, the numbers were not pressed by pressing the numbers now. Instead, you inserted your fingers into a disc with a hole and dialed it

Once upon a time...

Xiao Ming's phone number is 444-4444, and strange calls often come in...

At midnight one day, the phone rang, and Xiao Ming picked up the phone.

The other end of the phone said in a miserable voice: "Is this 444-4444?" Can you

call 119 and call the police? I’m so miserable! ......."

Xiao Ming: "Go find someone to help you. , don’t come to me!"

The man: "I can only call 444-4444, there is no way to beat Qi O people."

Xiao Ming is scared to death, hang up quickly On the phone, just ˉ

鍍捶鈈guoguoguo w4444? Is it

a ghost? ! !

After a while, the phone rang again. Xiao Ming did not dare to answer it, but the phone kept ringing.... Xiao Ming had no choice but to pick up the phone

The man: "Is this 444-4444? Can you call 119 for me?

I am so miserable!

.... .....My finger is stuck in the phone dial!"

(7) Damn it

Two men were walking home after a Halloween costume party! ..When they passed a cemetery,

on a whim they wanted to go through the cemetery. When they were halfway there, they were startled by a knock-knock-knock sound

< p>Stopped. The sound came from a dark place. They were so frightened that they shivered.

Then they found an old man holding a chisel and cutting out a tombstone. One of the men said : "Oh my god.

Sir, we thought you were a ghost.

What are you doing here so late?" Old man Cursed: '***, they spelled my name wrong.!!!!'

(8) Will-o'-the-wisp

In a dark night, a man is chasing the night On the way, he passed by a cemetery. The breeze blew and the rustling sound made his hair stand on end. At this moment, he suddenly noticed a little red in the distance.

The bright light flickered.

The first thing he thought of was "will-o'-the-wisp", so he cautiously picked up a stone and threw it towards the light.

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He saw the light fluttering behind another grave. He was even more frightened, so he picked up another stone and threw it towards the fire. He saw the light. He flew towards another grave. At this time, he was already close to collapse, so he picked up another stone and threw it towards the light. A voice came from behind: “Damn, who is it? It's not fun to play with X.

That's right.

One bag of cigarettes killed me three times. "

(9) Doll

There was a taxi driver working in a taxi company. Late one night, he was driving through a very desolate place. It was dark all around; suddenly he saw a building in the wasteland in front, with dim lights on.

He was wondering when such a building had been built here, when he saw the road. There was a young lady beckoning to

take his car home. After the young lady got in the car, he closed the car door and started driving. After a while

he felt It was strange why the young lady didn't say anything, but when he looked back in the mirror, he saw that there was no young lady there. ￥

There was a doll sitting there, and he was frightened. Half dead, he grabbed the doll and threw it out the window. After returning home, he became seriously ill for three months

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After he recovered from his illness, he went back to work in the taxi company, and his The colleague said to him: "You are so embarrassing. A beautiful lady came to complain and said that she wanted to ride in your car last time, but she just threw the doll in. You just closed the car door and drove away.

(10) It is said that on a dark and windy night, on the longest... scariest road

...

The taxi driver Driving past there... there was a woman on the side of the road waving to get in the car...

Well... it was quite quiet along the way... until the woman spoke...

< p>She said: "Apple Qi A eats...it's delicious..."

The driver thought it was great...so he took it...and took a bite...

The woman asked: "Is it delicious?"

The driver said: "It's delicious!"

The woman replied again: "I also liked eating apples when I was alive. Ah..."

Wow...&*$#@...When the driver heard this, he was so frightened that he braked suddenly and turned pale...

I saw the woman slowly driving Tilt her head forward and...said to the driver...

Want to know what she said? …………………………………………

“…But I didn’t like eating it after giving birth!…

Answer: 2s3d4f - Jianghu Rookie Level 4 21:42

A hilarious slip of the tongue!

1 bowl fell, What a big scar

2 When I was a kid, my sister asked me what time it was, and I answered: three poles (three-thirty)!

3 Once, I weighed myself at home, and she asked me Boyfriend, how much is 47 kilograms?

4 When I returned to the dormitory, my first sentence was always: "Is there anyone who can call me...

5 From high school I went to a restaurant with my classmates for dinner. After ordering a few dishes, I was still wondering whether to add another dish. I originally wanted to say tomatoes and scrambled eggs. I don't know why, but what I blurted out was - tomatoes and fried tomatoes. Boss... ...Thinking about it for a long time...

6 Once I was eating at home with my cousin, I accidentally poured the soup and ran out of tissue paper. My cousin hurriedly shouted "Quickly" "Come on, hurry up, go to the toilet paper and get the toilet"

7 His deskmate dropped something on the floor. He bent down to pick it up and stepped on it with his feet, but accidentally stepped on his hand

It was big Angry: "Dare you step on my feet?!"

8 At a literary evening, the host came on stage to announce: Please enjoy the following: Xinjiang song and dance, lift your skull!

Creepy! ! ! ! !

9 The test score was very low. I complained bitterly: My score is too cheap!

10 If a tiger does not send a cat, you think I am critically ill!

11 When I was in high school, the classroom discipline was chaotic. The teacher grabbed XXX in anger and said: XXX, stand on the wall! ~~~~~~~~~~The whole class was freezing

12 There was a time when a foreign teacher was showing off his Mandarin in a large classroom. I wanted to give him face and compliment him on how well he spoke Mandarin, but he couldn’t speak it properly. It has become your standard

It’s so ordinary to say so, Han~~

13 When MM and I were in front of a stall selling soy milk and fried dough sticks, I shouted: "Boss, I want one." Bean sticks with oily paste." MM burst into laughter.

14 One time I was driving, and the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked: "Why are you driving without a condom?"

15 There were so many people in the restaurant, I shouted: Boss , have some chili without seasoning. . . .

The waiter also repeated loudly: Table 11, add unseasoned chili! ! ! . . .

16 Me: That’s our physics teacher. . .

Classmate: What do you teach?

Me: Chemistry. . .

17 In the Internet cafe, a classmate suddenly raised his hand and shouted: "Teacher!"

18 Once, everyone was commenting on the back of a beautiful woman in front of them. I was going to say "Her legs are very thick", but ended up saying "Her soil is very brittle"

19 Before my mother went out to play mahjong, she said to me: "Put all your clothes in the refrigerator." Inside, I picked up all the dishes and put them into the washing machine~~~~~

20 When I sat in the restaurant, I casually called, "The network manager will serve the dishes."

21 One day. My girl went shopping!

Suddenly she saw a crow flying in the sky!

So she said: "This black frog cries like a green frog!" Like a crow. . . . $%^@#@%!

22 In high school, we had to raise the national flag every Monday, and then someone would speak, mainly about daily behavioral norms. Once, I was honored to give a speech

but I accidentally read "Don't make loud noises in movie theaters" as "Don't make loud noises in movie brothels". All the teachers and students in the school were there

< p>There are many school leaders on the scene, I am so cold. . . .

23 I want to say whether qq is open or not. I want to say whether qq is open.

24 When I read the text once in junior high school, it was XX wandering in the corridor. I read it as XX was lewd in the corridor... The teacher's face turned red.

25 When I was in high school, I went out with my classmates. There was a China Everbright Bank next to the school. It had just opened, so there was still a red cloth hanging on the sign... but the cloth was hanging there

I blocked the Chinese characters... I pronounced it as "Guoguang Bank"... My classmates laughed like crazy, and I couldn't hold my head up for several years!

26 A person in our dormitory had to pee after drinking too much, and then made a cold remark: If you drink too much pee, you will have too much wine. ．

27 I once listened to the radio. It was some kind of shopping guide hotline. When someone called in, the host asked him: "What is your surname?

" He replied: "No surname." Your Majesty!~~~~~"

28 Buying oranges, boss: one dollar and five pounds. Me: It’s too expensive. It costs five yuan for three pounds. Boss: No, no.

29 Read the text aloud in junior high school. . . The joy of victory was on the faces of the soldiers: "We have worked so hard just to have a monument for each of us! (Commemorative coin)

30 Just returned to Chengdu, GG and my second brother drove to pick me up. When I was eating, I shouted as soon as I got in the car: Oops, I’m going to be hungry (actually, I wanted to say I was starving)

31 I wanted to say “the customer is God” but I said “the customer is heaven” so far. Ridiculed by my friends~~~

32 My friend asked me about the computer configuration, and I said the monitor was a color screen (I originally meant to say LCD)

33 I was discussing life with a friend, and the result was. He said that he now hopes to buy a piece of land in the countryside to farm and raise chickens. Life is so boring!! I said...why bother?

But living in the countryside is quite relaxing, breeding pigs. Ah, Yangyangdi...

34 When I was in high school, my class went for a physical examination, and when I was taking my blood pressure, my classmate discovered that the person who was taking my blood pressure was actually a male classmate from junior high school. It seemed that he was there. Internship

Well, that girl couldn’t roll up her sleeves. When she got anxious, she said to the boy: How about I take off my pants? The boy’s face immediately turned red.

mm is probably cold to death

35 I got anxious once and wanted to tell the truth, but ended up saying "the elephant is really white" and was laughed at

36 If you don't obey, you will Drag your butt and spank your pants...

37 A classmate went to the Internet cafe to surf the Internet. We asked him which row he sat in?

He said: "Go, sit at the end of the row!"

38 At the Internet cafe, I was thinking about getting off the plane, but wanted to pay the bill, so I shouted: "Boss, check out the plane!" Khan...

39 Junior high school art party, question-and-answer session

Female host: "Everyone, be careful, don't rush too fast. Wait until I finish speaking and start raising your hands."

Then he started to read the questions, Said, "Open now..."

At this time, a contestant rushed to answer.

The host said, "This classmate is a little too anxious. My 'shi' (shit) is still in my mouth, why did you snatch it away"

The whole audience burst into laughter< /p>

40 One morning when I woke up, my mother asked my brother: "Have you washed your face?" My brother heard it as "What time is it?", and my brother said "8 o'clock", who

< p>My mother heard it again as "wiping your face", and then said "wiping your face counts as washing your face", which made me laugh so hard that I couldn't stand up straight.

41 The tofu skin in Wuhan Laotongcheng is delicious.

When I went to eat, the cashier said: A bowl of "turf"!

42 Xi’an calls rice rice. When a classmate came back from Xi’an, he entered the restaurant and shouted: “Boss, get a bowl of rice!” Boss Han!

43 Master, give me some Pazhou Deji Chicken.

44 One time, my classmate stuttered, and I became anxious: I straightened your head and stuck your tongue out while you were talking! !

45 Once my friend and classmate said that he was really charming. My friend corrected him and said very loudly, "I am going to be charming!!"

46 Early morning self-study in junior high school, the Chinese class representative wrote on the blackboard

"Read the 15th lesson silently". After the deskmate came, he looked at the blackboard

while reading "Black Dog Reading Lesson 15 Text "

47 A boy who grew up by the sea boasted to us that he had eaten seafood since he was a child. He said, among birds, I usually do not eat pigs, cattle and sheep, but often eat seafood.

48 One time I saw an old man sweeping the steps on the way to school. Because I often saw him sweeping and knew that he was obligated, I was really touched.

I thought as I walked up When I was having sex with the old man, I originally wanted to ask him how old he was, but he ended up asking, "How old are you?" As soon as the words came out, I was sweating. . . . . .

49 When I was still at school, I went to the canteen to eat. When ordering, I ordered a "pulled pork skin".

50 The politics teacher was talking about the inevitability of the development of things in class. When it came to human beings, he gave us an example and said: For example, if a man turns into an ape!

51 I heard a girl shouting in the cafeteria, "Give me a bowl of white powder~!"

52 When I was in school, I got a call one day

My classmate answered He handed it to me and said, "It's your mother's.

"

I answered the phone and said casually: "Boy or girl"

Everyone laughed wildly and I was laughed at for 4 years

53 Junior high school us A group of people beat him up and pushed him to the ground. He said: "A scholar can be insulted, but not killed!"

61 When I was in junior high school, my classmate told me that the cup looked beautiful. . I said, no, I bought two specially.

One for brushing my teeth and one for rinsing my mouth.

One time my classmate’s mother called me.

I'm used to saying "He's not here", but this time what I want to say is "He's gone out"

The result is: "He's... gone"

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63 One time my mother asked me to go to the balcony to collect clothes. I collected the clothes and asked her where to put them. She was cooking and said without looking back: "Sha

发出 On clothes! "I just stayed there.

64 gg handed me a piece of ice cream, I took a bite and shouted: "It burned me to death!" ”

65 Went to eat noodles~~~ said to the boss: The soup bowl has two sides... The boss was stunned...

66 I went to Li Ning to buy shoes with my sister. My sister said, "Miss, how much do these shoes cost per pound?" ”

67 One time I patted the belly of my dormitory classmate, and she said loudly: “Don’t pat, there is pee in my stomach.” ”

68 A classmate went to buy a ticket. When she came back, we asked her what kind of ticket she bought and whether there were seats. She said she bought standing seats, so we asked her confused

Whether to stand or sit.