2. When visiting the night market, I saw many beautiful belts in a booth. I thought my belt was old, so I chose one I liked and asked my boss how to sell it. The boss looked up and asked, how old is your dog?
3. When I was still with my ex-girlfriend, I drank too much once and missed the first anniversary of my acquaintance ... I was awakened by a sharp pain when I slept at night. I opened my eyes, and she muttered to herself while pulling my leg hair: He loves me, he doesn't love me, he loves me, he doesn't love me ... summed up a rule: never mess with a woman. ...
4. At home on the weekend, Meng Bao suddenly asked me: Mom, when you married your father, did your father have acne on his face? I looked at a curious Meng Bao and nodded and answered: Yes! Mengbao then asked me: When you kiss him, will you feel like kissing a toad? Me: ... Have you finished your homework? ...
At 3 o'clock in the morning, the phone rang. Yeah, man. Answer the phone and say, hey, man, something was stolen from my car. I said, man, call the police first. The buddy said, it's not anything valuable. The steering wheel, throttle and brakes have all been removed. You can pick me up in your car. Now that I think about it, thieves will do anything. Then he said, ok, you wait for me. Get dressed and go downstairs. Drive. Just out of the gate of the community, my buddy called: Brother, don't come, drink too much and get on the co-pilot.
6. A doctor friend is an anorectal doctor. At a party, someone asked him why he chose such a department. The buddy sighed and said that he was still changing his major. Once he had dinner with several old doctors in the hospital and asked which department of the hospital earned more money, from surgery to orthopedics. At this time, a respected old dean of the hospital said: Bullshit! Ophthalmology is the most profitable! (Continue reading) So my friend finally chose anorectal department.
7. On the bus, I felt someone touching me, so I shouted: pervert, why are you touching me? Everyone stared at the little boy behind me and said that he was abnormal and even touched men. The little boy blushed and argued, I'm not a pervert, I'm just a thief. ...
8. A buddy told me: I shared a room with the goddess last night, although it was a double bed. But we did nothing all night. I think sometimes some things are not afraid to do, just don't want to do! I said with special contempt: you have bunk beds on the train, and I am among you. How dare you say it?
9. When a man was shopping, he saw a beautiful woman robbed by a thief, and the man chased her desperately! After chasing several streets, I finally caught the thief!