What exactly does the Good Body Club do?
It's a fitness center with a sports area, a rest area and a dining area. It is located on Luo Yu Road, the most famous blocked street in Wuhan.
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Chuanchuan chose the club address here because she felt that Luo Yu Road (Chuanchuan made statistics specially) was the place where the most small fresh meat was found in Wuhan, and the surrounding universities of Wuda University, China Normal University and Science and Technology were also constantly conveying male colors for this road. Luo Yu Road at dusk is simply a street where hormones flow.
However, some small fresh meat actually gnawed at the duck neck while walking, which was a bit disappointing. Although the big stars on TV are all fashionable in beer fried chicken, Chuanchuan will still give a negative score when he chews the duck neck at the intersection of the street.
What's more, walking on the road, the scum on my mouth is not cleaned up, and my face is covered with oil.
"Although I will silently rub my nose excrement on the elevator wall, as long as there is a living thing, I will always lift my chin slightly, lift my mouth, enlarge my eyes and stand out ...", Chuanchuan said.
"Ah, generation after generation, year after year. Now boys eat too much at McDonald's, and their breasts are bigger than those of women; Playing games late at night always seems to be kidney deficiency; Watching too much porn, my eyes are squinting ... Occasionally, there are a few well-featured, healthy-looking, not frigid or gay ......................... "
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Why is it called the Fitness Club? Is the name a bit erotic?
"Shit! The whole world knows that I am lewd, and I like the perfect figure, mainly because I yearn for beauty, just as painters like perfect composition and faint colors. I have seen too many corpses. I like to study the structure of these bones, the texture and lines of muscles, and the ratio of length to width of the body. What I see is not pornography, but works one by one. Every piece of work comes into my hands. In my opinion, they are imperfect, deformed and even mutated, so I will try my best to correct, polish and activate them ... "
"Generally, when I look at a person, I know what it is like for him to take off his clothes. Know where he is too tight, too loose, too big, too small, crooked and broken. Also, through a person's body, we can see the traces of this person's life: a person's whole body is very uniform, only his chin is slack, and he must be the owner who often lies down and plays mobile phones; If you meet a guy who is not a four-eyed dog, but likes to look at you with his chin down and his eyes rolling, it is estimated that he often plays computer games; A woman whose ass is as big as a mahjong table must be pregnant with a second child, because she will collapse as soon as she sits down; Women have small breasts, nothing else, can't move, can't eat ... "
"My job is similar to that of a doctor, specializing in all kinds of bodies, muscles, fat, bones, ligaments, joints, meniscus ... these are my work objects."
Chuanchuan, you should have plastic surgery. How fun it is to make it with a big knife and a real sword!
By the way, Chuanchuan is a fitness instructor by profession and the only personal trainer in the Fitness Club.
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Chuanchuan sometimes tells us about the "works" she took over.
"On one occasion, a young sister paper came to me and said that she wanted to get better. I think she is as thin as a reed pole. When asked, she said that she heard that vest line would appear when the body fat rate was below 17%, so she went on a diet. Shit! Also vest line, if you go on like this, your menstruation will be gone, she said, it's been two months ... I said what do you usually eat, and she said, diet pills ... "
"I hate diet pills most in my life. How can we lose weight by taking medicine in this world? I am so hungry that I can't stand exercise. I told this fool that the only way to get in shape is to exercise, and eat and eat. Don't expect to achieve your goal in a month or two, at least half a year ... "
What happened afterwards?
"As soon as she heard about it for half a year, she didn't want to. Later, I heard that she had anorexia. I don't know if she is out of the hospital now! "
How can there be such a stupid person?
"Such stupid people are a minority after all, and more people are lazy. You have to wave a whip behind him to make a few moves. And Wuhan men are ten times lazier than women. I've seen men who shout back pain when they hang up some clothes, men who want to ride an electric car for 200 meters, and men who decide not to have a second child because they are too lazy to hold their children. A man doesn't even want to use his strength Why does he need a kidney? Compared with those men who are put on airs, sedentary and weak, I think my little brother with a perfect chest muscle on his back is much cuter ... "
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Chuanchuan's body always gives people an illusion. Ordinary people can be like her. When they lift their arms, they have a variety of amorous feelings, and when they turn around, they kill a bunch of passers-by. Chuanchuan doesn't have a strict recipe. She can even say that she is a little open to all food. She won't eat bird food, crayfish, braised pork and beer like some slimming female stars, and still roll up her sleeves and dry them.
"Don't learn from me, if you do this like me, you will never want to have a perfect figure! I just need to keep it. I fully understand and control my body. I know how to accurately consume the calories I take in. I know how to detoxify. I know my bottom line. I have enough control to accept as soon as possible. Do you know? "
Chuanchuan is a hard-core body coach. She said that she has been studying everything related to the human body since she was three years old. In kindergarten, everyone likes a lively and talkative child, but she is observing the child's walking posture and hunching her legs away.
The best student in the primary school class is a little boy, and many girls please him. But he always wears a dried salted fish red scarf around his neck, and there are always two slugs lying above his mouth. Chuanchuan rolled his eyes when he saw him.
In high school, Chuanchuan was the top student in her class, and she was not bad before plastic surgery, but she fell in love with a poor class punk, because the punk walked like Ekin Cheng.
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Although he is a vicious coach, Chuanchuan's guests are overwhelmed and crowded.
Because, as long as you can persist here in Chuanchuan, you will be thoroughly remoulded in the end. Jia Ling changed to Lin Chi-ling, the airport to Mount Everest, and Shenyang to Daniel Wu.
Of course, most people have not survived Chuanchuan's devil training.
Devil training is not only intensity, but also diet, time and lifestyle. And any point can not meet the requirements of Chuanchuan, will be her unintelligent, scolded by her, merciless.
Among Chuanchuan's students, there is a woman who later became a big star.
The story is not over yet. See you at 9: 09 tomorrow night.