Interesting diary
1. A student was late this morning. The teacher asked him, "Why did you come so late?"

The student replied, "I was stopped by a robber on the road."

Teacher: "Oh, my God! Are you all right, son? "

Student: "I'm fine, my exercise book has been taken away!" " "

2. The teacher arranges a composition in class and writes a comment on the text.

After class, the teacher read A Dai's composition, only to find that it said: After reading it, I felt a little headache.

3. After the composition was handed out, the teacher criticized at the end of the article: "Please look at the last sentence of the former model essay."

I think my article can be compared with Zhuge Liang's article. I am so proud. Go and check it. The result is "unintelligible".

One afternoon, I skipped class to play video games, and didn't go home until after 8 o'clock in the evening. When I got home, I thought, "How can you lie to your parents? Dad will definitely beat me up. "

Suddenly I heard my parents talking to someone in the room. I sighed, "God help me, too. If there are guests at home, my parents will not ask me about playing truant. "

I opened the door excitedly and went in. When I saw it, it was the head teacher. . . . . . I ended up with a swollen ass.

Husband: You always keep my photo in your handbag. Do you really love me so much? Wife: When I am in trouble, I am full of courage when I look at your photos. I said to myself: Can there be anything more troublesome than him?

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A Dai borrowed a movie from his roommate, and he was embarrassed to speak frankly. He said: the characters are simple and the scene remains the same. It's cool after reading it! My friend got the message, brought the film the next day and cried at the cover! Crosstalk album!

The man said to the woman: Look, when did the heroine in the novel or movie mention the house and car to the hero? Woman: That's because you don't understand at all. You can't be a hero without a car and a house.

Turtles can drink a lot, but one day they are drunk. A friend asked, how can you get drunk? Tortoise: Alas, the octopus's grandson wants to wrestle with me, so many hands make me dizzy and can't see. I lost badly!