Tease boys' earthy love stories
Perhaps the only highlight of my life is meeting you, as if I met more people later, all to tell me how good you are.
Good Night! I will like you again tomorrow. I am really sleepy today!
Say one-sided is staying up late, say insomnia, tell the truth is missing you, good night!
The moon meets the clouds, the flowers meet the wind, and the night sky is beautiful tonight. I miss you again. Good night~
What's the matter with you? I hope you can't sleep at night when you miss me.
You like everything in the world, but you don't know that I only like you.
I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little.
I stay up late every day not to play, but to say good night to you.
The world is not as good as you think, and the world is not as bad as you think. Come here, come to me. The moon doesn't hug you, time destroys you, but I love you.
You have many advantages, but you have one disadvantage. Not good for me.
There is a kind of fruit that is the sweetest in the world, called black pineapple.
Do you smell something? Don't! Why is the air sweet when it comes out?
Newton discovered gravity, and I found your attraction to me.
? How long have you been single? ? From birth to now? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting so long. ?
? What do you bake first when you barbecue! ? Barbecue first. ? I will consider you first. ?
? What do you think about every day? ? Miss you. ?
Do you have to talk to me today? About what? Fall in love.
I have one thing, never. What is this? Won't leave you.
I think you look like one of my relatives. Who is it? My mother's son-in-law
I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.
? Your voice in three seconds. ? How come? ? I can listen for a month. ?
? I want to tell you something. Oh, I'm moving. ? Move to where? ? Walk into your heart. ?
? I think you gave me a cold. ? Why? ? Because I have no resistance to you. ?
Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.
Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll pay you back.
I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child and never look at the date.
Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.
How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.
I want to take you to eat roasted purple potatoes and whisper in your ear: I will accompany you with purple potatoes? .
You are so insidious that you like me behind my back.
I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream, cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.
I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Buy your unswerving dedication.
? Let me ask you, if you are a coat, which coat do you think you are? ? Long coat? No! You are the only one in my heart. ?
I had a nightmare yesterday, without your dream.
There are six kinds of horses in this world, zebra, hippo, wild horse, seahorse and BMW. Can you be my boyfriend?
? Do you know the difference between you and the stars? ? What is the difference? ? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart. ?
My blood sugar may be high, after all, you are so sweet.
Where is the airport nearby? My heart is pounding at the sight of you.
You must be good at clamping dolls, right? Will grab my heart at once.
Can you laugh? I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
There are chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what the four seasons have? Do you?
I'm a little busy recently, and I'm busy liking you.
Everything is fine here except you.
I heard that my husband's family is very good, and my daughter wants to hear more in her life.
My blood sugar is low, please tell me something sweet.
You must be very good at holding dolls. Not bad! Then how can you hold my heart tightly!
I can listen to your voice for three seconds a month.
You may fall from the sky or from the forest, but the best way to land is to fall in love with me.
Teasing girls' sweet talk routines
I can't say the most beautiful sweet words, I just want to have a home with you.
? I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you. ? Why? ? It's been so many days, you know, I want to give you something good every time I see it. ?
When I was a child, I wanted to be a scientist. I want to be an artist when I grow up. Now, I just want to go to your house.
? I did badly in the exam today. ? Why? ? Because no matter what problem I encounter, my answer will be you. ?
? I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? ? I don't know? You Yankee. ?
? Do you know what day it was yesterday? ? What day? ? It was the day when I loved you. ?
I am jealous today. Why? I am jealous at the thought that I liked you yesterday.
? Do you like getting rich? ? I like it. ? But I don't like it. ? Why? ? Because I like to hug you. ?
? If the wind tickles your ears. ? Oh, and then what? ? It means I'm thinking about you. ?
? Everything can go wrong. ? Stop thinking about me?
? I hesitated for several days and finally decided to flip a coin. I'll tell you directly. ? What should I do with my back up? Turn it over. ?
Man:? Can you lend me your cup? ? Woman:? What's the matter? ? Man:? Because I want to lend you my life. ?
Man: I've put up with you for a long time. W: So, what do you want? Man: Endure you all your life.
? Can you lie to me once on April Fool's Day? ? All right. ? Do you like me? ?
? The way you smile, like ...? Like what? ? Just like taking a bite in the middle of a watermelon in summer. ?
? Do you know where the ends of the earth are? ? Where is it? I don't know, okay? But I'm willing to take you with me? .
? I must have eaten too much salt. ? Huh? ? Otherwise, I am always idle and miss you ~! ?
Maybe I'm just a passer-by in your life, but you won't meet the second me.
You crossed the line, huh? It's beautiful.
What are you writing? Write poems for you.
I don't like you anymore Why? Because I love you.
I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.
Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? And your eternity.
I'm so kind! Because my heart is full of you.
? Do you know what best represents me? ? What? ? Compass. ? Why? ? Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I will not change my heart for you. ?
? I can't eat sweets recently. ? Why? Because I'm too sweet. ?
? This is a school uniform, that is a camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness. ?
I want to ask you a question, which one do you choose from A to Z? ? I choose r? Then I choose you?
This is the receipt, that is the ticket, and you are my ticket.
I just want to be your little devil. As long as you are fierce, I will be afraid and jump into your arms.
I want to buy a piece of land. What land? Your unwavering loyalty.
From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.
Do you know how to eat this beef? Let me feed you.
There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on.
This is a watermelon, that is a cantaloupe, and you are my silly goose.
My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill! Vigorous! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Ding Ling, boom, boom!
I went to buy oysters. On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.
I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.
Go to sleep, I have something to say to you in my dream.
I think your three views are as correct as your people.
? Let me ask you a question. Which one has nothing to do with you? ?
I have seen the Milky Way, but I like you best. Good Night!
Can you play the guitar? Why it touched my heart.
I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.
I used to like eating meat, but after seeing you today, I decided to start being a vegetarian, because you are my type.
Guess what my horoscope is. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
? Seeing you recently makes you dizzy? Why? ? Because love makes people dizzy. ?
What do you belong to? I belong to x, no, you belong to me.
Can you stop talking? ? I didn't. ? Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?
? I'm a little afraid of you. ? Am I fierce? ? No, because I'm afraid of my wife. ?