2. When you look in the mirror, you don't dare to look at it, for fear that you will fall in love with yourself.

Kneel down and touch your own shadow. I'm sorry, you have been wronged by following me.

When I first met her, I looked like a girl on the plane. When I got to know her, I didn't even know which mental hospital she was released from.

In my mother's eyes, all diseases stem from not eating green vegetables.

6, the heart is wide and the body is fat, and the fat point proves our mental health.

7. How wonderful the world would be if scores could rise like house prices.

8. I refuse every brave person to run to me, because I am waiting for you to come and smile at me in this clean year, no matter how long.

9. Love you forever, because you are the only one I am looking for.

10, I can't bear to bully others. How can I let others bully me?

1 1. Everyone else is holding hands, but I am holding a dog in my hand. Let's take a walk and see who is dissatisfied with biting.

12. When a girl exposes her face to a boy, she can only kill him except to marry him.

13, I don't care, what I have is still important to you.

14, give my future mother-in-law a bad review, delivery is too slow!

15, I don't care about anything, because I have a thick skin and never go my own way.

16, the day will fall to Sri Lanka. We must first suffer from its mind, starve its bones and muscles, practice its body and skin, and empty its wallet.

17, only I know, when I am in pain, I don't say anything.

18, loneliness of one person, fault of two people, monologues of three people, mahjong table of four people.

19, I can't hold a grain of sand in my eyes, and I can't hold you.

20. A person's loneliness is not terrible. The most terrible thing is the loneliness after having a partner.

2 1, one day my name will be in your household registration book, so I can't be your wife's stepmother.

22. If one day you find that I don't care about you, please think about whether you cared about me when I cared about you.

23, in fact, it is quite simple to forget someone: don't look, don't be mean.

24. When I like you, you can wave and I can wait. When I don't like you, you wave, and I wave even harder.

25. There are not many ladies in the world, but many pretenders.

26. Don't hate the person who left you. All you have to do is make him regret leaving you.

Knowledge can't replace friendship, so I would rather be a fool than lose you.

28. God gave me youth and acne.

29. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed. When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

30. How to play, what role, what goods.

3 1, Qian Qiu thinks he is big, holding a sharp knife to cut a thousand troops.

32. Galvanized coffins are certainly more durable, but wooden coffins are good for health.

33, men will eventually, chickens will not choose food. If necessary, women will eventually.

I understand that people in this world love cool thin, but I stubbornly want to seek warmth.

35. The reason why I feel that time flies faster every year is because time is more important to you every year.

36. When I was in junior high school, I made an appointment to fight together after school. He called dozens of people, but I only called one, and that was his mother.

37. No one looks down on anyone, only those who don't know how to respect anyone.

Don't spoil the word youth, you are in early autumn.

39. shredded green pepper and shredded green pepper are a dish. The key is who will fire it.

40. Be nice to me. After more than ten years of clinical observation, I found that my dark circles should be birthmarks, and Laozi is probably a national treasure!

4 1, young is not crazy, what to say when you are old.

42. Even if it is a piece of shit, I will meet dung beetles one day!

43. A flower that giggles at the sun is called sunflower.

44. If you are not rewarded, you should know that enough is enough. Otherwise, it will disturb others and hurt yourself.

45. You can't force others to love you. You can only make yourself a worthy person, and the rest depends on fate.

46. get to the point Don't challenge my blacklist with your ignorance.

47. I don't expect anything I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.

48. Why do you need two people to agree when you are together, and only one person makes a decision when you are apart?

You won't be my girlfriend in this life, and I will be your son in the next life, so I won't kill you.

50. I like reading. It doesn't matter whether I study. The key is to have posture.

5 1, you don't love me and expect me to wait for you in the same place. Am I a dead dog?

52. There is a tragedy that you can't die if you want to. Let's live a good life.

53. You are calm outside Qianshan. I am just caught between love and not love, but I wish I were dead.

54. Don't move! Your left brain is full of water and your right brain is full of flour. It is easy to move, and everything is burnt.

55. Future son, tell me your father's direction.

56. We are all farsighted, which blurs our recent happiness.

Marry a woman like me. Although it is not beautiful or beautiful, it is enough to make you lose everything.

58. I must be a shiny psycho in your mediocre life.

59. Helpless, these four words seem dull, but they are the greatest pain and sorrow in life.

60. Even an immature attempt is better than a stillborn strategy.

6 1, you can dress up all, I only like sparrows in the tree.

62. Love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

63. Each of us is quite a dreamer. Dreams are gone, only homesickness is left.

64. I am just like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disagreement. My style is * * *.

Meeting him must be destiny takes a hand, if not, I will no longer believe in fate.

66. I will live a good life, not for anything else, but because I owe myself these years.

67, this world, in addition to life and death, (next88) which one thing is not meddling.

68. For you, I will stand by and watch the world, accompany you and travel around the world.

There are only two things I can't do in my life: neither this nor that.

70. At the beginning of life, you are kind in nature. If you don't review, you are a hero. If you study hard, you are a fool!

7 1, wear a mask every day, not afraid of prickly heat on your face.

72. Don't say I forgot you. I don't even remember you.

73, men fool women, called flirting. Women fool men, which is called seduction. Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

74. If you dare to flirt, I dare to cheat. You have an affair, I have an affair.

75. Except death, all leaving is betrayal.

76. In a person's life, there are two kinds of people who regret most: one is that you can't get the person you love; Second, the people you love can't be happy.

77. Women should be princesses, not maids. Only when she takes herself seriously will others respect you.

78. If you let go of my hand, don't say goodbye, just go.

79. Teenagers sang long songs on horses, drunk in clouds and mountains, and once remembered that Lantai warm wine fell with the moon.

80. Looking forward to the future with pride, my world is also happy.

8 1, a man may not be handsome, but he must be like a man.

82. When two male turtles fight, the most vicious trick is to turn each other over.

I'm used to losing the ball, but I'm getting used to it.

What I miss is not you, but the fatal experience you gave me.

85. Was the original decision too hasty, or was it foolish to insist now? Let it go.

86. Don't wait for me to leave before you taste what true love is.

Girl, you should know that not everyone likes you, and not everyone deserves your love.

88. If one day, I go away and leave you alone, will you miss me?

89. We often meet the most unforgettable love when we are young and frivolous.

90. I never suffer a loss, because I repay ten times the people who can make me suffer a loss.

9 1. If I meet Ling Yunzhi one day, I dare to laugh at Huang Chao's husband.

92. My current state: stupid, scum, funny, no money, no looks, no height, no date.

93. How happy children will be if homework can be copied and pasted.

94. As soon as you entered the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said to you directly: Sorry, we can't change faces here.

95, knife chop Yan Luowang first, wake up and kick the lotus platform. Tathagata pees on his head, Xiao Yun Treasure Hall Playground!

96. Being born in the underworld is over. What's wrong with dying in hell? Dead people are almost the same as dead people, so you should only wander in a foreign land.

97. It is also romantic for two people to stare at each other for a long time.

98. Don't comment on my good and bad easily. I didn't eat a bite of your meal.

99. Brave people carve their own destiny, and everyone is the pioneer of their own destiny.

100, there is no perfect match in this world. We should strive to make ourselves more and more suitable for each other.