1. Since yesterday, I have become a little turtle, crawling slowly at home every day, feeling that life has suddenly become a lot easier.

2. I went to the hospital for a physical examination today, and the doctor told me, "Your body is very healthy and there is no problem." I smiled and said, "Is it safe for me to stay up late?"

Today, I was dragged to the gym by my friend, only to find that I was too weak to get on the treadmill. Then the coach came over and said, "Nothing, take your time, you have worked hard." I smiled awkwardly and thought, "Actually, I can't even hold my mobile phone."

I caught a cold the other day and have been coughing. Today is finally over. I patted my chest happily and said, "I finally don't have to cough!" " "As a result, my colleague asked me," Why are you patting your chest? Do you want to shoot yourself? "

I'm losing weight recently and insist on not eating dinner every night. My colleague asked me this morning, "Are you effective in losing weight?" I shook my head and said, "No, but I find that I don't like breakfast more and more now."

6. I bought a bag of instant glutinous rice balls in the supermarket today, and I want to cook them when I go home. It turned out that the instructions said, "Please cook jiaozi in boiling water first, then add milk and mix well." I smiled helplessly and thought, "Is this glutinous rice balls or milk tea?"

7. Recently, my skin was a little dry, and I began to try various masks. Today, my colleague asked me, "Why is your skin so good recently?" I smiled and said, "Because I started to use the mask, I found that the mask is really a good thing, which can make your face look like it just came back from the desert."

I saw a thief stealing an aunt's wallet on the bus today. I rushed up and grabbed his hand without hesitation. My aunt looked at me gratefully and said, "Thank you, young man!" " "I smiled awkwardly and said," Nothing, I just want to prove that I was a hero when I was young. "