Ma Ji, hey, let me tell you something. I had a dream last night, my dream! It's strange that I dreamed of my five senses, from ... eyes! Head. Ma Ji, hey. Eyes. Ha ha! Ha ha! Hello, Ma Ji! Hello! Eye, do you still know me? I dare not recognize Ma Ji! Please tell me your name. My last name is eye. Ma Ji's last name ... What's his last name? Eyes are called eyes. Does Ma Ji have a last name? The first eye is. Ma Ji, which sentence? Zhao's "eyes" have thousands of grandchildren. Ma Ji never heard of it! Zhao Gan Sun's "Eye"? Qiansun Zhao Li! Eyes a bright, Wu Zhou zheng big "eyes"! Mawang. Eyes Chen Fengchu's "eyes". Ma Ji, stop nagging! Aren't you afraid of blindness? Eyes No, I ... Ma Ji, what's your name? Eyes. My name is Eye. Ma Ji's eyes? Eyes, yes! Ma Ji: Oh, you say this man has an eye? Huh? Eyes. What's this part of you called? Ma Ji, don't touch it! Eyes no, I'm just asking. Ma Ji is damaged. Where can I take this part? Eyes. What do you call this? Ma Ji, these are my eyes. Eyes. I'm your eyes. Ma Ji, are you my eyes? Look right, right, right. Ma Ji, do my eyes look like hairtail? What are you doing here? I haven't seen you for days. I miss you so much. Let me see you. Ma Ji Ouch! Thank you. Please find a place to sit down and watch. Eyes, sit down and watch. Ma Ji, let me talk about my dream. Nose yo-ho! There you are. Why is there another one in Ma Ji? Hello! Hello! Hello nose! Do you still know me? Ma Ji, did you ask me? I dare not admit it. Oh, my nose, it's really the flood that washed the Longwang Temple, and the family doesn't recognize it! May I know your name, Ma Ji? Nose. My last name is nose. Ma Ji, surname ... Why is this surname so awkward? Nose, do you have a surname in Baijia? There is a nose. Ma Ji, which sentence? Zhao's "nose before grandson". Ma Ji, go! Never heard of it! Zhao's "Thousand Suneyes"! Ahem! "Sun eyes turn" he said! What's your name? Nose me, my name is nose. Ma Ji's nose. Nose, I am your nose. Ma Ji is broken! My nose also fell off. What are you doing here? I haven't seen your nose for days. I miss you so much that I'll come and smell you. Ma Ji, smell me! Let's go, let's go. Stop smelling it! Sit there, sit there. Nose, haha. Ma Ji, my dream! Ear yo-ho! Why is there another one in Ma Ji? Hello, hello! Ear, there you are. Do you still know me? Why did Ma Ji ask me these questions? I dare not admit it! Ears, you really have windows on the roof-no one can recognize you! Ma Ji, who's calling, please? Ears! I am your ear! Ma Ji, my ears are here. Ears! Hey! Hey, Ma Ji, what are you doing here? I haven't seen you for days. I miss you so much. I'm here to listen to you. Ma Ji, listen to me? You sit there and listen! Sit there and listen! Good ears, hehe. Ma Ji, this dream of mine is really a mouthful! There you are. Ma Ji. Ma Ji, do you still know me? Mouth! Why is this guy so energetic? I know you, Ma Ji. You're Zhao Yan. Mouth! No ..... Where is my Zhao Yan? Ma Ji, aren't you Zhao Yan? Take a good look at your mouth What does Ma Ji think ... I don't know. Mouth, what happened to your eyes? Ma Ji, my eyes are resting there! Mouth me, last name is mouth. Ma Ji's last name? What's your name? Mouth call mouth! Ma Ji, your name is Mouth? Never heard of it! Ma Ji mouth mouth ... mouth unreasonable! My last name is mouth, my name is mouth, my full name is mouth, and I am your mouth. Ma Ji. Oh! Are you my mouth? Nice mouth. Ma Ji, I have a rich mouth. What a glutton! Ma Ji, what are you doing here? I haven't seen you for days. I miss you. I want to bite you. Ma Ji, hey ... Do you think I'm a pig? Make out with your mouth! Is Ma Ji so affectionate? What are your five senses doing here? Mouth, I won't congratulate you! This is your nose. Congratulations! Congratulations on your achievements! Congratulations on your honor. Ma Ji, what honor do I have? Do you congratulate me so much? Nose? Don't you get it? Ma Ji, what happened? Not long ago, you were rated as a top comedian. Ma Ji, there is this thing. Hey! I heard about the ears! What did Ma Ji hear? Er, you have won such a big prize. Ma Ji, don't say it. I have a good ear. Eyes also got a lot of bonuses. Ma Ji, did you see that? Didn't you count your eyes at 3: 30 in the evening? Ma Ji, who counted it? No, the point is that you have honor. We want to ask: how did you get this honor? Turn it off. Ma Ji, it's my mouth again. What should I do? How did you win the honor of Ma Ji? Turn it off. The correct leadership of Ma Ji's superiors, the support of colleagues, the enthusiastic help of the audience, and my personal efforts. ..... eyes. What about me? Nose. What about me? ear What about me? Mouth. What about me? Ma Ji is broken! This honor is not enough for the four of them. Close? What happened to Ma Ji? Hey? Nose ingratitude. Ears kick down the ladder! Beat the monk after reading the scriptures. Scold the cook when you are full. Ma Ji, why so much nonsense? I can tell you the nose, boss! Your great honor has a lot to do with the functions of our five senses. Ma Ji's five senses have their own functions. Nose, then tell me, who plays the biggest role? Ear Who is the head of the five senses? Who should make the first contribution to the eyes? The first prize in my mouth ... Hey, hey, who is it? Ma Ji, how do you think I can answer this question? These five senses are all over my head and are an organic whole! Who gets the first credit and who gets the second credit? Who got the first bonus? I can't see the difference! Nose nonsense! Unbridled ears! The eyes are unreasonable! Mouth brace! How does Ma Ji speak? Nose I can tell you that you are the number one comedian, so my nose depends on you. What does Ma Ji have to do with your nose? The nose is so appropriate! Ma Ji, tell me! Think about it, my nose is the only respiratory organ on your head. Ma Ji. Yes My nose breathes more than 10 thousand times a day, and you can't stand it if you don't work for a day. Ma Ji: Yes! Your nose is responsible for ventilation. Why don't you work? We won't talk about the nose during the day, nor at night. What happened to Ma Ji at night? Your father fell asleep in bed. Ma Ji, rest! Close your nose and eyes! Your mouth is shut! My ears are resting! Ma Ji, yes. Nose oh, let my nose work the night shift alone? The factory says three shifts! Even if you let me rest for an eighth. Ma Ji, if you rest for a while, I will go into shock. Can we take a break? Nose besides, you are so big, when did you leave my nose? Ma Ji: That's true. It has existed since I was born, and it is original. Nose Besides, my nose is the olfactory organ on your head. How do you call Ma Ji's olfactory organ? Nose, with my nose, you can smell what is fragrant and what is smelly. Ma Ji still has to smell by his nose. Nose. Without my nose. Ma Ji? The nose said rudely, What about Ma Ji? Nose, you-hungry! Ma Ji. Nose, you go to the toilet! Ma Ji, come back! Come back! What am I doing there? Can't you smell anything on your nose? Ma Ji Okay, okay, your nose is very important! Nose is very important. Then I'm going to ask you: since my nose is so important, why didn't you mention my nose when you spoke at the comedian's award ceremony? Ma Ji, what do you mean? What I think is: comrades! I was rated as a comedian mainly because of my nose. Don't give me a banner, hang it on my nose ... can I hang it? Nose. Anyway, you have to reconsider the treatment of my nose. Ma Ji, your nose is very important. I can't live without you ... my eyes are talking nonsense! Ma Ji, hey, what's wrong with you! What happened to your eyes? His nose is important, but my eyes are not? Ma Ji, I didn't mean that. My eyes are more important than my nose. What about Ma Ji? Eyes, your cleverness, your cleverness can only be reflected in me. Ma Ji Hey, that's right! People say that Ma Ji is clever, so cleverness lies in those watery ... small eyes. Eyes: You use me to communicate with the audience, and you use me to express your emotions. Excuse me, can you learn culture and knowledge without my eyes? Hmm? Can you express your feelings without my eyes? Hmm? Can you see the world without my eyes? Hmm? Without my eyes ... mmm! What happened to Ma Ji? With those eyes, I'm worried about your marriage. Matcha! Eyes worried about my marriage? What happened? What happened to your eyes? When you two first met, didn't I make eyes at her and hook up with her? Have you forgotten? Boss! I also tell you that I have seen everything from love to marriage between you two. Ma Ji, look at my evil eyes. If you don't treat me better, I'll tell you everything. Comrades, I said it for the first time today. Ma Ji, stop! Your eyes are very important. I can't live without you. By the way, who will show you the way after work every day? Ma Ji is right, I can't live without this eye. Eyes are! The nose is okay, it's okay! You can still go home without eyes. Ma Ji can't. How can I find my way without eyes? Nose, smell it with your nose, let's go home! Ma Ji, I have a dog nose? Does it make sense? My eyes are failing, no! You don't know ... just be nice to me. Are you sure I'll repay you? How can Ma Ji repay me? I'll turn a blind eye when you do bad things in the future ... Ma Ji, have I done bad things? Your eyes are important. Eyes. Yeah! Ear nonsense! Ma Ji, what's wrong with you? Ear: I heard everything you just said! Ma Ji: Yes, you thief. What can't you hear? What is the ear saying? Eyes are very important. Is my ear dispensable? Ma Ji, I didn't say that. Ear My ear is an important information organization in your brain. Ma Ji Information Society? Ears rely on my ears to send you information. Ma Ji, yes, yes, yes! Ears don't have my ears. Do you know what music is? I can't hear music without Ma Ji's ears. What is the ear singing? Ma Ji can't hear you. Ear, what is singing opera? Ma Ji doesn't understand! Ear "woof! Woof! Wang! " What is this? Ma Ji, I can hear this! This is a dog barking. The ear is right. If it weren't for my ears, you'd think your uncle was singing. Ma Ji, go! How can you talk? You ah! You grew up listening to reports, lectures, conversations and music. What did my ears leave behind? Ma Ji, hey hey! Right, right! Ears are very important. Don't talk about it in your ear. Even when you were in love, you never left my ear. Ma Ji, why do you bring this up? ear Of course! What does Ma Ji have to do with your ears? Ears When you two are in love, you always kiss each other and talk to each other. What do you depend on? What does Ma Ji depend on? It's the mouth that expresses it. Ear to mouth? ..... What are you talking about? Ma Ji didn't hear. Ears are! With my sensitive ears, you will hear clearly. Ma Ji: Oh, what do you mean? She said, ears! Look out, my love is in the back! Ma Ji, hey ... Is that possible? Is my third party involved? Does it make sense? ear Anyway, I am obedient to you. Ma Ji's ears are very kind to me. Ears, but what about you? Ma Ji, but ... Huh? Sui, wait for us! Ma Ji, me? Ears, what are you doing to them? Ma Ji treats them equally! Ears are the same? You like eyes, give him a color change mirror and let him boast! Ma Ji, is that a compliment? Wear glasses to protect your eyesight. Ears You put a mask on your nose and mouth. Ma Ji: Yes, talk about hygiene. The ear wraps the scarf around the neck. Ma Ji, pay attention to your voice. Ears, put a hat on your head. Ma Ji looks very energetic in a hat. ear What did you buy for my ears? Ma Ji ear? I really didn't buy anything for this ear. It doesn't matter if you don't buy ears, but you shouldn't put a mask and glasses on my ears. Ma Ji, you say, he still feels wronged for such a trivial matter. Ear injustice! There is one thing you are most sorry for me. Ma Ji, what happened to you? Ears Our ears are dense, but they are a pair. You have to let us live apart for a long time! Ma Ji that ... put aside two ears, that's not selling! Never mind your ears, make it clear that you must tell me today ... Ma Ji, stop crying! Endless. Why are you crying? Ma Ji, he's been wronged. What's bothering you? Nose, I don't care where he wronged me. Let everyone see, you are tearing my nose red at this moment! Ma Ji, stop it! I am not happy! ear Do you think my ears are important? Ma Ji, ears are important! I can't live without you. Ears, ... Speak freely! Ma Ji, what happened? I didn't say you, I said them! Ma Ji said they? I heard what they just said. Ma Ji, you heard me. What mouth! Ma Ji is. Big mouth, they call it honor. They don't understand this. We are a whole. Ma Ji, yes. There is honor on your head, and everyone has a share. Ma Ji, look how well I speak! How can you win glory for yourself? Ma Ji is! Truly positive people never strive for success. People who have made meritorious service in Ma Ji won't do that! When do you think I argued? Ma Ji, are you fighting now? Do I need to argue? Ma Ji, aren't you going to argue? What am I? Ma Ji, you're talking! My mouth is the most important thing to you. What's so important about Ma Ji? I don't have my mouth. I came to listen to your cross talk. Say it! Ma Ji, where can I tell you? Your mouth is still open! By my mouth? Ma Ji, right, right. Watch your language! You smoke a cigarette, you have to rely on my mouth. Ma Ji: Yes, with your ears. Do you have to go in? You have to drink some wine from my mouth. Ma Ji, right, right, right. You have to rely on my mouth to eat some food. Ma Ji, shut up! You're lying, damn it ... Ma Ji, did I lie? What's the matter with you? My mouth is very important anyway. Ma Ji's mouth is really important. In the comedian competition, the judges made it clear that. What did Ma Ji say? It is a compliment to say that you have a glib tongue. Ma Ji, right, right, right. It is also a compliment to say that you enunciate clearly. Ma Ji has the same mouth. I say you have a slippery mouth, or praise you for your slippery mouth. Ma Ji, right, right, right. Stop it, even if I have sex with my lover, I have never left my mouth. Ma Ji, why did you bring this up? How fresh is your mouth? Don't you use my mouth when talking to your lover? Ma Ji, right, right. Mouth, can't you whisper something to your lover with my mouth? Ma Ji: Yes, with your mouth! Mouth, you told your lover that you really meant it, and you must not use my mouth? Ma Ji, use your mouth! Mouth, you are making out with your lover ... Ma Ji ouch ... Stop! Why is there such a thing? My mouth is what I said ... Ma Ji, please have mercy. How's my mouth? Ma Ji OK, OK, I can't leave your mouth. Mouth is very important ... nose, I quit! Listen to me, please take home leave! Look at me. Get rid of me! What happened to Ma Ji? What's going on now? You three? Nose, what do you think is this nose that I worked so hard for? Huh? You are so weird. Ma Ji, me? Nose, you are facing that mouth. Ma Ji, what have I done to him? Nose. Hey! Get something delicious, delicious, such as chicken, duck and fish, delicacies, orange soda and cream popsicles. You put it in your mouth! Huh? Ma Ji, I put it in your nose. Can you digest? No problem with your mouth! Nose. No matter how delicious he is, I haven't touched the corners of my mouth. Let you smell it first! Aren't you satisfied? Nose? Let me smell it first. Why are you salivating there? That's bullshit！ If you want to catch a cold, I have to cover for you. Eyes, stop! You two are so hot and hot, I can't wait to see that I have nothing to do! Ears are right! I don't see it yet. Ma Ji, come on, come on! There's nothing between you two, here. The benefits of the nose are all in my mouth! No problem with your mouth! You just saw me eat spicy food! Which one of you has disaster, illness, pain, wine and medicine, and doesn't put them all in my mouth? what did i say? By the way, this earring is still stuck in my ear! Mouth. Yeah! It hurts your ears, and I have to smile bitterly. Eyes. Yes, I have to squeeze out tears when you laugh. Nose. Then my nose hurts. Who did I piss off? Take it, take it! Nose, let me ask you again. What did Ma Ji ask? Why did you hit me on the nose with a cigarette when you smoked? Good eye, well said! That's bullshit！ You are a heavy smoker, and I didn't ask you for money for cigarettes. Nose, do I charge for cigarettes? Mouth. Nose, I haven't asked you to build a road yet. Eyes are right, I tell you ... Come on, eyes, you are great! They bought you a 20-inch color TV. Who can see it? Huh? Good ears! Well said, the mouth is so reasonable ... the mouth and your ears, the stereo they bought for thousands of dollars, it's yours, who can listen to us? Ma Ji, right, right. Look at the nose. Are they all good? The most irritating thing about the mouth is the nose. What happened to my nose? You have a good mouth! You are in the middle, and we are all by your side? You are not satisfied. If you catch a cold today, catch a cold tomorrow, and get sinusitis the next day, if you are lazy with your hands, your nose will miss me! Ma Ji, cough! Mouth, did you treat my house like a spittoon? Really. Nose, let me ask you again! What else did Ma Ji ask? Is it the mouth's responsibility that nasal diseases enter through the mouth and disasters come out from the mouth? Ma Ji, this is your fault. Mouth, how can you say that your nose is insensitive and indifferent? Ma Ji, yes. A glib ear and a glib tongue are your mouth. Mouth, come on! Ears! You listen in one ear and the other, but one ear goes in and the other ear goes out. That's your problem. Who are the people in your eyes who cover the clouds and cover the mountains, and who are the rumors and troubles? Mouth, your eyes are fine! Then you got the pink eye in the society. Ma Ji! Guys, they're fighting for such a little honor. Mouth and head! Ma Ji? I have a problem with you. Ma Ji has a problem with me? Hey hey. What happened to Ma Ji? Mouth. Why did you put my mouth at the bottom? Ma Ji: Yes, that's how it was designed. Mouth, you have to move my position up. How to tune Ma Ji? Mouth, my mouth, you have to keep your head high. Ma Ji, this mouth grows here? Hey hey, aren't you afraid to save water when it rains? I have the highest mouth anyway! Nose and head! I have a problem with you. Ma Ji, what's your opinion? I can't be with them, I have to stand on the highest peak. Ma Ji. Oh! He also grew up here. Eyes, head! Far-sighted, I request an increase. Ma Ji: Oh, you're here! All right! Ears, head! My ears have to grow on your head, too. Ma Ji's ears are right ... I'm a rabbit! Come on, come on, come on! Ma Ji, come on! What are you doing? The five senses are all on my head, and you have to listen to me! The five senses have different division of labor. You should support each other, help each other and unite to do something. According to you, I emphasize my importance and don't want you! Let's go Let's go Let's go Let's go Everybody go! Let's go Let's go Let's go Ma Ji, come back! Come back! Why did the clock come back? Ma Ji, I figured it out. Crowd. Ma Ji, have you all left? Crowd? Ma Ji, my head is a duck egg! Haha! Author Ma Gong's Performance Book