1. Ahua, an older unmarried woman, is shopping with her girlfriend. Ahua sighs: No man is happy when he sees me! Girlfriend comfort: Look! There is a man over there who has been watching you laugh! Jen sighed again: That man is a plastic surgeon!
2. On weekends, swim with friends. We were swimming when the manager shouted, "Beauty, you are not wearing a bathing suit." Everyone wants to see the beautiful woman who looks over there without a bathing suit. It turns out that beautiful women are swimming in ordinary clothes.
3. Football envies basketball: "I really envy you, being touched and kicked all day." Basketball: "I really envy you, being chased by so many people, and fewer people chasing me!" " "
In the cold weather, A Dai stood on the platform laughing. Passers-by asked: What are you laughing at? A Dai: I just fooled the conductor. Passerby: How did you fool him? A Dai: I bought a ticket, but I didn't get on the bus …
The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you stand in front of me and speak English and I know English ... but ... I don't know what you are talking about.
6. Erzhuzi: Mom, go and see the new rear projection that Aunt Li Er bought at the east end of the village. It's huge. Erzhuniang: Who needs a quilt head after all these years? Besides, no matter how big the quilt head is, it is not too big.