2. The stock of Allah (us) not only plays with people, but also plays with birds. Even the bird was killed by you. Why did Allah play with a bird? !
3. Every time Allah can see Premier Wen in the old farmhouse on TV, he always picks the dirtiest person to shake hands (and then Zhou Libo makes Premier Wen's statement): "We are late!"
4. Everyone thinks that he is a stock god. Even the aunt who sells onions in the vegetable market said, "I have news!"
5, the most disabled ancient forehead (poor) are those sparrows. The big screen in front of the securities company has never been red, but it has always been a bright green forehead. Sparrows don't understand. They thought that * * * Green Forest Park had arrived, and Zhong Yan Greenland had arrived. They only rushed to the big screen! Fight for one and die, fight for one and die.
6. Who is Sarkozy?
7. Later I went to observe (yuanxiao mold). It turned out that they vomited after drinking half a mouthful, and some vomited so badly that they didn't even have foam! Basically, they are hesitant all afternoon, and a cup of black coffee can drink cappuccino.
8, collapse, it is to collapse into pieces!
9. A person must have a legal concept and know how to protect himself. Of course, after you know the law, you don't break the law, which is a waste.
10, the worst thing is the cramp dance (cramp), where three or four hundred people dance together, as if they can't find the toilet.
1 1, the previous girls' swimsuit, do you still remember to cut it? It's like ... more than 600 Venetian knots. Later, a skirt was added, like a turtle's skirt.
12, friends Help! Big friends! Marlboro, in the pocket!
13, (magnetic levitation) big hand,100 billion, solved the traffic problem of 30 kilometers.
14, at that time, malt extract should not be too strange! I went to my classmate's house, and my mother made me a cup of malt extract, which was amazing! At that time, I gave the children malt extract! But I picked it up and looked at it. I'm dying. How can I get the opposite picture? * * * Mom just put a few (malt milk extract)! She thinks it's chicken essence! Also inserted a chopstick to call me: adjust a tune, adjust a tune! It was still a little confusing (turbid), very clear (very clear)! !
15, at the beginning of 2008, the Prime Minister said: 2008 will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened before the Prime Minister said this. As soon as the Prime Minister's voice fell, everything happened. Do you take the train, cheat, celebrate the New Year, snowstorm, sit at home, earthquake?
16, Liu Huan for so many years, I have never found his neck.
17, a fire, a fire, burned our Daxinganling.
Chris Lee answered me a puzzling question. I didn't believe Mulan joined the army at first. How could Mulan join the army without being discovered? . Later, I met Chris Lee, and I finally knew, oh! Facts have proved that it is technically feasible!
19, Chris Lee-it's the same for boys and girls!
20, remember! Marriage is a set meal to eat together, marriage is money, so we should go together.
2 1, Bai Bai (Uncle): Little funny, want to hear the battle story of Bai Bai (Uncle)? Want to hear how Bai Bai (uncle) became a monitor?
Libo: Bai Bai (Uncle), I want to hear it!
Bai Bai (Uncle): At that time, I was a soldier in the sharp knife class of Allah (us). Allah's sharp knife class is always the first to fight. The enemy lost a shell, and everyone next to me fell, but I didn't.
Li Bo: Then what?
Bai Bai (Uncle): Then I became the monitor.
Li Bo: I mean, I mean, I mean, I mean.
Bai Bai (uncle): platoon leader, this is really old (poor)! I was chasing the enemy in Fujian with our sharp knife squad and sharp knife platoon. Alachong was in the front, the enemy fought while retreating, and the people next to him fell one by one. When I rushed to the end, I was left alone. At this time. Six enemies fled to a temple in front and locked the door. Only then did I see that swearing was wrong. Where is my gun? I only had two grenades on me, so I pulled the lid off, took the lead, kicked the door open and shouted, I'm not alive!
Li Bo: Then what?
Bai Bai (Uncle): Later I became a platoon leader ...
Li Bo: .............................................................................................................................................................................
Bai Bai (Uncle): This is really sad! At that time, I went to war with Allah's sharp knife platoon, and Allah occupied a commanding height. Allah is connected with the sharp knife, as long as we wait for the general attack, as long as Allah does not let the flag fall. A burst of crazy shooting, the flag fell and the comrades picked it up. With a bang, his comrade-in-arms fell down and one rushed up to help him up. At last, I saw that I was the only one left. I think I am going to die this time. But I died gloriously for the revolution! I left my comrades in arms for nothing! So I rushed up to raise the flag and shouted, "Comrades! I am ready to die! " The enemy surrendered as a result.
22, not a thousand years, but a Zhou Libo, you think I am a turtle!
To be friends with a person, we should not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called-lack of happiness (fool).
24. Bowing for so long is not to win applause. Actually, I mainly want people to check my head.
25, now our China stock market, it should be reversed, has become an accident.
26. The combination of two unfavorable factors makes us laugh and cry.
27. If you spend 380 yuan in Maggie to see Zhou Libo and you don't laugh, you can take Zhou Libo to the hospital.
28, think about it, this 380 yuan is useless at home, the most you can see, hey, this is counterfeit money! This is the beginning of HD!
29. You should think of it as a spittoon jar!
30. Big stage! You think I'm blind!
3 1, this belongs to lust (hint) and lust.
32. Yu-Ching Fei, I did the math for him. Every time I have a good concert in Shanghai, I run away the next day. He didn't spend money in Shanghai, which is not good for our GDP in Shanghai!
33. Yu-Ching Fei is my favorite actor. He sings beautifully and has a good temperament. This man is terrible.
34, you think about it, a man, standing on the stage, sissy, but not bad (annoying), this is absolutely difficult!
You must tolerate my ignorance as much as your leader. I'm not saying that a leader must be ignorant. The basis of ignorance is leadership. This sentence is wrong! How can a leader be ignorant? If a leader is stupid, he is called great wisdom!
In 37 or 30 years, Saddam can become a faded sentence.
38. Retail investors can also become Awu (losers).
39, the red guy (boy) can become a mold (big brother); Mold can also turn into a red guy. This is the so-called red model.
40. Guan: So do you all think he looks like a welder in these glasses?
Zhou: Would you please stop flirting with me?
4 1, I am very careful. I found that in swimming pools, especially female compatriots, the angle of this swimsuit is 20 degrees on average for five years.
42. The (trademark) is gone. It's from Shanghai. No matter how heavy the accent is, as long as there is this thing (trademark), Bazi (bumpkin).
43, uncle, you know wow, this is called radiator!
44. I pinched off the two tips of the fried dough sticks, and my mother licked me again (my mother pinched me again).
45. This feeling is like you ran to Hendry, Nanjing Road, and you said, Master, help me get three Rolexes.
46. I was beaten by my mother for eating.
47. If you want to be beautiful, you must mix as far away as possible.
48. If my face is a half-breed, at most it is a half-breed of Vietnam helping Cambodia.
49. This son is standing here, and this father must not be a fuel-efficient lamp!
When a child makes a mistake, he always feels guilty. The stool behind the door is always not bright.
5 1, Newton, an apple fell on his head and suddenly he became a great scientist. If it is shot put, what do you think? Newton may be dead.
52. Now in this restaurant, I learned how to put shredded radish under beef. Learned from me in the' 70s.
I took all the alarm clocks I bought at home apart and reassembled them, but I didn't go.
54. Later, my mother's technology was innovated. She hit me with two slippers, one pretending to act.
55. Fight me like a zebra.
56. (Imitating a female classmate) Hey, Zhou Libo, did Mom buy new slippers again? How did you know?
Your pattern today is different from yesterday. Your design today is straight, and yesterday's is S-shaped.
Happiness and happiness are two different things.
58. I don't know who came up with a sentence: Ah, don't let the children lose at the starting line! Bah! (shaking his head)
If children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country must be unimaginative.
60. Once I happened to be driving, a child aged 12 was on the phone, calling the radio station to ask for a song.
Aunt, I want to order a song for my mother.
What song do you want to give your mother?
I want to give my mother a song by Aunt XXX, called "Why is it difficult for women to be women".
6 1, now you ask Li Ka-shing to solve this one-dimensional linear equation, and he promises not to solve it, let alone the two-dimensional linear equation.
62. think about it Where did the former monitor and study committee go? Tickets are being sold at the door.
63. For example, closing the house is 100 square meters, which is 50 square meters. Since it was sent to the statistics bureau, Zhou Libo has inexplicably become 75 square meters.
64. (Speaking of night parks) You have to escape after 6 o'clock. Why? Because the defense team came out and the flashlight shone on you, the defense team in the early 1980 s was a dirty embryo.
65. (On Moscow National Ballet's visit to China) I found a strange phenomenon. Almost everyone has a telescope, and the first row also has a high-powered telescope.
66, I can't do that kind of action, ugly wow, such a big action, I brought a single tube. ...
67. I stood on the back of the chair and looked at it. This action is very small, but look at Hasan Qing (very clear). Without losing elegance ...
68. Without Comrade Xiaoping, there would be no us. Maybe we'll fight cocks.
69. Later, he (Deng Xiaoping) felt uneasy before leaving office. He was afraid that they would close the door again, so he removed the door cover to get to this point.
70. I have a friend who has 42 TV sets at home ... He repairs TV sets.
7 1, (it is said that 1979 has a TV at home) borrowed a red armband from the aunt next door to wear in the evening. Then I took a ruler and sat in the back. I sat in the front row yesterday. Do you still want to sit today? Sit in the third row!
72, this is too much, too much is wrong, this is called fault.
73. The four hungriest people are really hungry when watching TV series. If only a close-up shot is pushed up and pushed to the face, oh, I am hungry, really hungry. Two nostrils are like two bowls of rice, one reading and one twisting! The scariest thing is watching TV series. It's really scary. If a close-up happens to be pushed up and into the face, oh, it's really scary. Really, two nostrils are like two bowls of rice. How scary! )
74. This is Marlboro's world. (Cantonese)
75. Nongwa Yaogang, a mulberry dress of the American Red Senior Association. Don't say that Americans really know how to do business. )
76. The advertisement came in. I show it to you every day, but I can't buy it.
77. (Speaking of piling molds) At this time, a new industry appeared in Shanghai, which has been called piling molds until now.
78. It seems that all the piling molds in Shanghai are taught by one teacher. They are all dressed the same. Maybe they drink Pujiang water together.
79. How can it be interesting? What do you mean? )
80. Never forget romance after marriage. Men will send 999 roses before marriage, and don't just snore after marriage. Don't forget to give your wife a beautiful rose on Valentine's Day. You know, for women, the spiritual value of roses is much higher than that of towering trees.
8 1, the wife believes in her husband, which is also a sign of confidence! If the management is not good, the foundation of marriage is trust! A marriage without trust becomes a shackle ~ a shackle ~ which will be shattered sooner or later!
82. Everyone likes money, but money doesn't necessarily like everyone.
Children have their own future. Don't impose our future on them, or they will have no future.
84. (After singing) Thank you for your tolerant applause. I am confident to abolish Yu-Ching Fei now.
85. My little Shenguang Laopi was hungry. I immediately went up to touch the Iraqi boat. Hey, Mao Lao missed me. I was very naughty when I was a child. I immediately went up and touched his hand. Yo, it's hairy. )
Because foreigners are eager for perfume, now they know that they wear perfume because they have body odor.
87. Are we more and more tolerant of the public mentality now? At least now we also admit that Chris Lee is a woman!
88. There is a text called Mulan Joining the Army. I killed her then. I don't believe Mulan will join the army without being discovered! It's impossible! I didn't know it until I met Chris Lee. Oh! This is technically feasible!
89. Last time I opened it from the computer, I saw a poster in Chris Lee that was always beautiful and hungry, and the little girl was always hungry in the sun! The following is a slogan of the family planning commission, called: boys and girls are treated equally.
90, children's songs:
Comrades, catch Lao Yi (catch him)! Speculation sells salt water tablets (cheap summer products in the old days)!
Comrades, catch Lao Yi! Speculation sells Latin America. No (toad)!
Now: speculation is called intermediary.
9 1. For example, Xiaogang Feng, can he still call his face?
92, Xiaogang Feng, his face, if I meet him in the alley at 9: 30 in the evening, as long as Xiaogang Feng comes over like this, I don't want him to do it, I will give him the wallet directly.
93. I used to be a lone ranger who was always hungry, but now I am called Sa? Now it's called logistics.
94. How can there be experts in the stock market? There can be no experts in the stock market! The stock market has only losers and winners.
95. Now we are one world, one world!
96. Everyone stopped at the bar, and the faces of two experts were deeply sunk.
97. There is no concept of divorce in the mountains. I think I was born with fritters pie.
98. (Talking about stocks and divorce) Forget it. Everyone is trapped. Let's live together.
99. It used to be called a pickpocket for a long time, but now it's called Lamy. Because I think rabbis are tough.
100, (said my classmate's father) was injured countless times, one here and one there, all of which looked like a mahjong deck on me.
10 1, I've met her (Han Hong), and her front teeth are still separated. Look carefully, yo, small tongue can see it!
102, people in the cultural and artistic circles, I have come to a conclusion that people with ugly faces are generally stronger.
103, Zhang Yimou, ugly face? Absolutely hungry! The beauty of Nong belongs to the problem category of Nong!
104, Zhang Yimou's face was as hungry as a kitchen knife! And it is an unopened kitchen knife!
105, stand still until your second shoe is thrown up.
106, Premier Wen handled it in a Confucian way. If you don't go in, you will die.
107, then why didn't your president go to see bin Laden?
108, are you eating tofu from China?
109, if Sarkozy dares to meet bin Laden, Premier Wen promises that he has nothing to say, thinking that you should set four examples (you are a hero).
1 10, bin Laden has every reason to believe that you Sarkozy is the barb released by George W. Bush.
1 1 1. Later, I learned that models were hungry when they were cut, hungry when they were cut, and sleepy when they were tall. (I learned later that models can't be found casually. If they can't find it well, their brains will be broken when they wake up! )
1 12. If the China stock market before 2006-07 10 was a science fiction film, it was omnipotent. So it became a thriller from 2007 to 2008.
Now the China stock market basically belongs to, the boss goes in and the beggar comes out.
People go in, coffins come out.
Doctors come in, idiots go out.
Yang Baiwan in, Yang Bailao out.
If you go in, you want to get rich, but if you come out, you want to go crazy.
Go in with two guns and come out with your hands up. Hand over all your guns and stop killing.
I want to go in like Buffett and get skinned.
Well-off families go in and five guarantees come out.
Go in and pat your chest, come out and slap your face.
Men go in and eunuchs come out.
Rushed in and skinned Zhou out.
If you don't lift your size, you will be incontinent.
1 13 tolerant artists.
1 14, did you ask Liu Huan to take the collar to the armory? !
1 15, have you ever seen a 6-year-old child get sexually transmitted diseases? If there is, it was also passed on to him by adults.
1 16, they were unable to make us clear, so they tried to confuse us.
1 17, it is necessary to calm down the ups and downs, just look at the flowers before the court, and make profits and losses at will. If you can do this in the stock market, you are basically not alone.
1 18, northerners don't like Shanghainese in Alari. Strangely, Allah didn't offend them.
1 19, 87% of our financial revenue in Shanghai has been turned over to the state treasury.
120, tell me about the bad guys in Shanghai. You made it to the top of three generations. Who hasn't eaten our Shanghai white rabbit toffee for the last three generations? ! I never thought that people who wear our really cool shirts in Shanghai are better than those in Shanghai.
12 1, we Shanghainese commit iniquity. If you look up three generations, none of them are from Shanghai!
122, man, you know what? Where did the hooligans in China come from? Dude, I'm telling you, China is a gangster in Shanghai: Du, Huang,.
123, you are from the northeast, and you are a bandit.
124, man, you know what? Rogues don't hit people, and those who hit people are not hooligans.
125, we Shanghai hooligans don't like anyone, just one word: Ney Group (get rid of him).
126, just one sentence: Nezet. What you are doing is from the northeast!
127, ah, Miss Li is very distinctive and beautiful. This face is by far the roundest in the world.
128 for example, the compass goes around the tip of her nose to make sure it won't go out or come in.
129, a Hanfu suit with a pair of gold silk and a Daxing silk scarf.
130. Last time I saw Teacher Jiang on CCTV: "Where is the Peach Blossom Garden ..." A suit was still 1996.
13 1, freak, this peach blossom of his has been in bloom for nearly 30 years, how can he give up Shette's hunger (how can he not thank)? Either Iraq is a plastic flower.
132, if a person wants to be happy all his life, you must be a good person. Be an official if you want to be happy for the rest of your life, because you have to worry about the country and the people for the rest of your life! If you want to be happy, you should dream! If you want a happy family, you should do housework. If you want to make a group of people happy, you should be the host. If you want to make 600 people happy at the same time, you should come and see the Shanghai clown Zhou Libo!