2. A tough woman like you, if a boy is suddenly nice to you, there is only one reason: he respects you as a man.
The feeling of reviewing before the exam is that there will be a wave of zombies coming in soon, but I haven't even planted sunflowers yet!
4. I found a very strange thing, the multiple-choice question in the exam. If I choose A and think about it, I think it may be B. If I don't change it, the correct answer is B. If I change it, the correct answer is A.
5. If a person cares about you, he will care about your words.
6. "I think Angelababy and Angelababy look alike!" "Yes, I think Eason Chan and Eason look alike!"
7. I'm losing weight. I don't diet or exercise. I use my mind. I will lose weight. I will lose weight.
8. It's the Spring Festival again. Every time you collect lucky money, you should pretend that you are embarrassed to push it back. In fact, I am most afraid of pushing back!
9. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence, she vomited for months.
10. I accidentally dropped my pen while taking notes in class. Pick it up and see, the blackboard is full!
1 1. If the teacher's lecture speed is like a 4G signal, then top student is connected to wifi, others use 3G network to receive it, others use 2G network to receive it, and I will be disconnected!
12. I broke up with the quilt in the morning and went back to look for it at night, but I was always cold to me.
13. Adolescence love is like spiritual opium. Whether you smoke or not, there are a group of Lin Zexu standing behind you.
14. "Your handwriting is really beautiful. Can you write me a souvenir? " "Sure, what should I write?" "Just do your homework, and the teacher will check it later."
15. For the tall thing of losing weight, let's wait until we are full and study it well.
16. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.
17. envy those with short legs. The quilt can be covered horizontally or vertically, and can be folded in half when it feels cold in winter.
18. "Wait for me, you must look good!" "ah! What are you waiting for? Hurry up and let me look good now! "
19. I finally know why I licked Oreo first, because then no one would rob you.
20. I was hit by youth, not only didn't apologize, but also pretended that nothing had happened. So I gave you a good beating. As a result, my youth was black and blue.
2 1. At the company dinner, the leader praised me in front of everyone, saying that thanks to my frequent lateness, I had the funds for this activity.
22. When men comfort men, they often say that they are miserable. When women comfort women, they often say that another woman is worse.
23. It's time to buy a plane ticket to heaven and have a good talk with Yue Lao.
24. When I was a child, I was always called ugly. One day, a group of gangsters called me ugly, and I was unhappy then. I got into a fight with them when I went up. Since then, I have never heard others say that I am ugly, because I was deaf by them.