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How to say the words of the former host of "big talk"
I am a bird. I want to fly, but I can't fly high ~ I am a bird, a bird that looks like a man, but I am definitely not a bird. If you want to ask me what kind of bird I am, look at my eyebrows, eight eyebrow elder brother-myna. But today's protagonist is not me, but my master, a natural dreamer. You said she dreams when she dreams. If she dreams, she will take me with her. In the dream, she won't let me say a word. You said, it's hard to be a bird, it's even harder to be a myna, and it's even harder to be a silent myna. Speaking of her, here she comes. A: hello, everyone. Today I want to talk to you about my story. Some women like to dream; Some women talk all day; Some women are stupid and naive; As for me, I'm just a silly and naive woman who likes dreaming very much and talks all day. I have been an ordinary girl since I was a child. When I was a child, everyone called me ugly duckling. When I grow up, everyone calls me Cinderella, nicknamed' Grey Grey'. I have always dreamed of meeting the prince charming in my heart, and finally one day I have such an opportunity. That day, I put on little red riding hood and glass slippers to attend the banquet hosted by the prince. Prince, frog prince, frog, prince, hey ~ So, I came to the dance held by frog ~ prince ~ frog ~ frog ~ prince. In order to attract the attention of frog ~ prince ~, I danced a tap dance with frog ~ prince ~. My dance finally touched the prince, but I looked up at my watch and found that it was almost midnight. My mother told me to go home at zero. As soon as I saw it, I missed the number two bus. So I took a taxi and ran home. Because I left in such a hurry, I lost a crystal, alas ~ alas ~ alas, me, mine. What should I do? Luckily, the prince found my shoes. In order to find me, the prince asked girls from all over the country to try it on. Girls, tall, short, fat, thin, beautiful or ugly, want to wear it. Many girls also had foot plastic surgery, and at one time beauty salons all over the country were changed into foot beauty salons. Because too many people came to try on the crystal shoes, Wang Zi changed to a national' Football Association' and held a large-scale talent show called' Wear whatever you want, Super Women's Foot'. Super female feet, have one. After layers of selection and the final PK, I finally won the championship as I wished. Ah, black, hehe, hello, I'm gray. Hello, hehe, I think I can stand here today. First of all, I want to thank the National Football Association, thank you, thank you for giving me this opportunity. Well, secondly, I think I want to thank my fans for their kindness to me for a long time. Oh, hehe ~ okay, okay. I think my fans are really, really cute. In this way, the prince took me into the palace, but after I entered the palace, I found that the prince was not interested in me at all. He only cares about glass shoes. Oh, I have nothing to do every day. It's really boring Suddenly one day, I found out, wow! The city is full of golden flowers. It turned out that there was a coup in the palace and the queen usurped the throne. She really killed the king. Ha ha ~ ~ ha, she killed the prince again. Ha ~ ha, she killed the princess again. Hey ~ Mom ~, when she tried to kill me again, she showed up. Ah ~ whose money ~ I dodged the bullet when the queen picked up the money, but I knew the queen would not let me go. She chased me in a BMW X6. I am riding an old horse. I can't run. I rode my bike, repaired ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ pong, and my bike exploded, so I put on a pair of skates. Wear a birthday cake hat and treat yourself as a queen. I really think I am a 13-year-old girl with a second ring. Stop the car, please! Fortunately, in the most critical moment, the police uncle saved me, but I know the queen will not let me go. After she returned to the palace, she put all kinds of poss in front of the mirror every day. The magic mirror told me who is the most beautiful woman in the world ~ Hahahaha ~ So the magic mirror said it was Sister Pomegranate on the Internet and Gray in the kingdom, so the Queen ordered me to chase me everywhere. I hid in a forest, where I met seven dwarfs by chance. I live a happy life with the dwarfs. Ah, happy days. Although the dwarf and I are very happy, I know that the queen will not let me go. She made a poison and put it on the apple. The prescription is inferior milk powder with water, H 1N 1 virus. She actually dressed herself up as one. Running into the forest, I said that it used to be very troublesome to eat apples bite by bite, but now it's all right. With the latest upgraded version of Apple, one bite is the last five, okay? It tastes like a highly nutritious apple and has a good effect. It's quite affordable. Ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, I, I, I couldn't resist the temptation, just took a bite, and then passed out and became a sleeping beauty. He helped me untie the acupoints with his sunflower acupuncture hand. I'm awake. Guo Daxia asked me, are you my Rong Er? I said, I'm not Huang Rong, and I don't know martial arts. I just want jing elder brother's perfect love, oh, oh, oh, but Guo Jing said to me, oh, hey, hey, do you like green peppers? I want to be a super action hero. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, why, is there Guo Jing in Felix Wong Yat Wa? Why did I meet the new version of crayons? B: elephant, elephant, elephant, u~ A: hey ~ at this time, I accidentally met seven dwarfs again. I decided to come with them once, the Eight Immortals ~ crossing the sea ~ of course. We boarded a ship called Titanic together. On the boat, I met the embodiment of beauty and wisdom, hero and narrowness. Tang Bohu, B: Er ~ Hehehehehehe ~ A: Tang Bohu, B: Er ~ Hehehehehehe ~ A: Tang Bohu, B: Er ~ Hehehehehehe ~ A: Tang Yi: Er ~ Hehehe ~ A: Er ~. There is a family and a field at home, and it is endless. Hoo ~ B: Ow ~ A: We have known each other for a long time and talked about everything. We braved the wind and waves and sailed to the other side of happiness together. Just then, the ship hit an iceberg and sank. Bohu ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Bohu helped me climb up ~ ~ ~ ~. Say that finish, say that finish, Bohu sank to the bottom. Bohu, I drifted and drifted, and finally drifted to a small town. I walked aimlessly, hungry and tired. Ah ~ at this time, someone gave me a donkey meat fire. Thank you. In return, I married a vendor who bought fire. This is our wedding photo, eggplant. Ah ~ is this what I want? I kept thinking, sighing, sighing and thinking every day, until one day, a handsome guy walked by my window. Simon, an official, Qingzai ~ I'm a fan of yours ~ hee hee ~ In order to attract Qingzai's attention, I grabbed a guy from behind and threw it out, hitting Qingzai right on the head. Wow! Qingzai paid attention to me, and I finally shocked Qingzai. At this moment, Qing Zi said to me,' Pan Jinlian threw a bamboo pole, and you threw an iron ball. After that, he died It's over. I'm in trouble again. I don't know who dialed 1 10 at this time. I saw the king on my right, ha ~ I jumped out of the window and only heard a bang. I fell out of bed. It was a dream. This is my dream, Cinderella's dream. I believe everyone here has their own dreams. You also have a dream, myna. What's your dream? Come on, what's your dream? Come on, what's your dream? Next time you dream, can you let me say something?