The cross talk lyrics of three people from Deyun Club

"The Mandarin Jacket" Guo Degang, Li Jing and Yu Qian's version

Guo: Thank you everyone for giving me a round of applause.

Yu Li: What would happen without us?

Guo: As everyone knows, I am the lead actor, leading these two people who are disliked by thousands of people.

Yu: Have we recruited you? Li: Exactly.

Guo: I am proficient in all four skills of a crosstalk actor. (Referring to Yu Qian) He was born in 2004, little brat

Yu: You were born in 2004

Guo: (Referring to Li Jing) You were born in 2003

Li: We are both greedy enough

Yu smiled at Li and said: I am one year older than you1

Guo: Look at these two, they know nothing `````

Yu: Wait a minute. Who wouldn't? We also learned this when we were young.

Guo: Run like a seg, jump high ````

Yu: I can't! We are talking about the four subjects of cross talk. Why do you want to improve your jumping skills?

Guo: Really? Then let me ask you, do you know how to do crosstalk, learn to sing, and sing too poor lyrics?

Yu: No! ! Too poor lyrics? Taiping lyrics!

Guo: Yes, Taiping lyrics. If I sing a section, you won’t be able to hear it.

Yu: Whatever you sing, we will know that section.

Li: Mr. Yu, we won’t sing with him

Yu: Why?

Li: He has a nickname

Yu: What nickname?

Li: Guo 3rd Dan!

Yu: (laughing) Oh, you only know 3 paragraphs? Then I'll ask him. (Turns around) Mr. Guo, how many verses can you sing?

Guo: More than 10,000 paragraphs.

Yu: Okay, okay, you sing a piece and I’ll listen.

Guo: Really singing? Be prepared to die. Call you immediately to collect the body. The insurance beneficiary will change me, change me.

Yu: No! Come on

Guo: Listen! "The beautiful scenery of Hangzhou is unparalleled in the world, and the exotic flowers and plants on the West Lake bank are fragrant all year round. This spring outing to Su Di ``````

Yu: Okay, okay, I heard it, the Legend of the White Snake, ah .

Li: Yes, this is nothing new, The Legend of White Snake!

Guo: I sing it deliberately because I care about my children. "Hurry up and use the nunchucks, hahaha", you don't know, you are really going to die.

Yu Li: Don't you know this?

Guo: Another difficulty! I won’t be polite this time!

Yu: You weren’t polite to us when you came up.

Li: Listen to what he sang.

Guo: "Zhuang." Nothing happened to the public`

(The three of them sang together) I went to the west of the city and saw a`````

Guo: (raised his voice) The skeleton was lying there

Yu: Okay, stop singing! ! !

Guo: How tall am I?

Yu: It’s useless to raise the height! Persuasive party, right?

Guo: Ha! Do you know this?

Yu: What’s this! This was the year we had cabbage!

Li: That’s right!

Guo: If I do it again, you won’t be able to tell!

Yu: We can all know which one you sing!

Guo: Is that what you said? "The Emperor of the Han Dynasty has a ````

(Three people sing together) Tao sits on the mountain ```

Li: Han Xin fortune-telling, right?

Guo: Can you see it? These two people have lost their humanity this time! If they are going to be arrested, they should break down first and ask questions later!

Yu: Did I recruit you?

Li: Breaking down What else are you asking?

Guo: I can’t afford to lose this person to you! I’m leaving, friends. Those who want to continue watching can watch, and those who don’t want to watch will have their tickets refunded at the door. I’m leaving

Yu: Wait a minute, come back! What will we do if you leave?

Guo: You guys die here. I call the body collection area

Yu: Why? Yeah?

Guo: I feel like it’s a shame to be with you!

Li: Do you really want to leave? You have to go?

Guo: You have to go

Li: (pushing Yu Qian aside) You stay away while I speak. You can leave if you want, leave me the mandarin jacket~! (Come up and take off Guo's mandarin jacket, the two of them tore it together)

Yu: Hey, hey, hey!!! (comes up to pull the two apart) We have something to talk about, what’s wrong?

Guo: His feet are sweaty!

Li: What are sweaty feet

Yu: Why are you dragging his clothes?

Li: His mandarin jacket is mine!!

Yu: Oh, Is that mantle yours?

Li: Mine!!

Yu: Don’t worry, calm down. I’ll ask him. (Turns around) Mr. Guo, come here

Guo: Call me? I can’t help you sincerely.

The first paragraph of "The Legend of White Snake",~~~`

Yu: Let’s not talk about this yet! What's going on? Which mantle is his?

Guo: Huh?

Yu: Don’t be stunned! Is it his?

Guo: Let’s see.

Yu: What does it mean? Is it his, I ask.

Guo: Yes, what's the matter?

Yu: Take it off (come up and take off Guo's mandarin jacket, Guo pulls it open)

Guo: Why don't you follow him? study?

Yu: Give others their mandarin jackets!

Guo: Yes! The mandarin jacket is definitely his, I can't give it to him. I'm afraid that he will throw it away

Yu: If someone wants to throw something away, you should give it to them quickly

Guo: Yes, I feel bad

Yu: Why do you care? Give it to others!

Guo: My clothes are good for him.

Yu: Will it be beneficial to others if you wear their mandarin jackets?

Guo: Listen to me, I passed by their house that time. It happened to be that they had a performance in those two days and they were not at home. I said go to their house and have a look.

Yu: What kind of humanity do you have? Why don't you go visit someone else's house when they're not at home?

Guo: Let’s see the younger siblings

Li: Mainly to see the younger siblings

Guo: When we got there, we opened the door and his wife came out: pattering. Open the door````

Yu: Come out while singing?

Guo: His wife is good at singing. I'll tell you the story and give me the mantle (imitate Li Jing's voice). Li Jing is a person who talks nonsense and is shrouded in mist. Please take care of him in the future."

Yu: Oh, That's what happened. (To Li Jing) Mr. Li, yes, the mandarin jacket is yours. But as I said, it's good for you not to wear it for nothing.

What's the benefit to me?

Yu: He said that your three moves are less than two, Yunshan Mist Cover, if you don’t have enough guarantees, people will ask, he can help you smooth things over

Li: Who said Yunshan Mist Cover? Are you a cultured person? What I said was too profound, so they couldn’t understand it. Just get out of the way and I told him (walking up to Guo) just wear what you want and don’t talk about leaving.

Guo: Yes, you said that we have a good relationship, so it’s embarrassing to be in trouble on stage.

Li: I think so too.

Guo: If you don’t want it now, I won’t leave!

Li: Let’s wear it.

Guo: 60 years?

Li: How can I do that? 60 years?

Guo: 50 years?

Li: Not even 50 years! Just send me home at two o'clock next week.

Guo: 11 a.m. next week?

Li: 1 p.m.

Guo: 12 a.m.

Li: 10 minutes to 12 o'clock

Isn’t this too detailed?

Guo: It’s a mess.

Care about what you wear! Why are you having alkaline urine?

Guo: Teacher Yu just sprayed it!

Yu: (loudly) Go! (Li Jing wipes her face with her hands)

Li: Stand, don’t move. (Pull Yu Qian) Let’s talk.

We haven’t seen each other for a long time.

Li: I love you. Talk to you without being like him

That’s what you said above!

To be honest, I don’t mean to make money through cross talk.

Yu: Oh, your family is rich?

Li: Our family only has mandarin jackets like his, which cost ten thousand pieces

Yu: I feel excited as I talk.

Li: Our old Li family occupies a house and lies on the ground, with thousands of hectares of fertile land, stacks of rice into warehouses, forests of trees, boring machines of gold and silver, and herds of mules and horses ```````

Yu: Stop, stop, stop, I can do the following words

Li: (laughing) You can also? My mother is over 70 this year, and the gold and silver jewelry she wears is very loud; On the hands, you also know that my mother has 4 fingers on each hand and is disabled

Yu: This is a defect

Li: You said these 8 fingers, with these 10 rings, all of them are agate.

Yu: Please wait a moment.

What? 8 fingers, 10 rings?

Li: Did I still lie to you?

Yu: What are you doing?

Li: Does anyone know?

Yu: Who knows this?

Li: (referring to Guo Degang) He knows! !

Yu: Oh, he knows?

Li: If you don’t believe me, just ask him.

Yu: Then I’ll ask him! (Turns around) Mr. Guo,

Guo: Huh?

Yu: Please explain, why are there 10 rings on 8 fingers?

Guo: Impossible! What nonsense!

Li: (walking over) Water says it’s impossible?

Guo: What's the matter?

Li: My mother wears 10 rings on 8 fingers, that’s what I said! !

Guo: Is that what you said?

Li: I said so!

Guo: Yes! Yes, yes! Your mother, your mother?

Li: Why does it sound like swearing?

Yu: Then ask you! Please explain.

Guo: Yes, you want to go home.

Yu: Is it ridiculous to want to go home? I'm asking you!

Guo: Ask me? This is hilarious. I don’t know if you have the patience to wait.

Yu: What are you going to do?

(Audience: Wait!) We will wait even if we live or die!

Guo: A````` during the Tang Dynasty

Yu: Huo! Taiwan is far away from this! Just say it now.

Guo: Yes! Think about this. How to wear 10 rings on 8 fingers?

Yu: Come back! You leave me here and you want to go!

Guo: High-tech! Why does she wear 10 of them? (Pushing Yu Qian) What's wrong with you?

Yu: (also pushing Guo) Did I provoke you?

Guo: Is it okay to wear two on one finger on one hand?

Yu: (slapping the table with a sudden realization)

Li: No, no! Wear one on each hand. My mother said, if wearing two looks ugly, just wear one!

Guo: (stupefied. Learning from Li Jing) Really?

Li: Really.

Guo: Isn’t it easy to say this?

Yu: You have to make it clear.

Guo: She, she, she has six fingers? Why! She has six fingers! I made a mistake during the surgery, and my thumb was pricked out, and 10 fingers were closed! ! (Gasps)

Yu: Oh, I understand now! (To Li Jing) The emotional old lady has six fingers?

Li: Yes, it’s six fingers. (To Guo) I’m so tired! Come on, wipe away the sweat.

Guo: Can we not talk like this in the future? It would be exhausting if it were anyone else.

Li: Okay, I won’t show up without you this time.

Guo: What about this mandarin jacket?

Li: Dress up! Wear it for a month!

Guo: (laughing) It’s only been a month?

Yu: This is talking in a mandarin jacket!

Li: Mr. Yu, let’s continue talking

Yu: Isn’t it clear that you said this earlier?

Li: I like to keep things close when I talk

Yu: You see, I have taken a long way around.

Li: My mother said that all the property in the family will be mine from now on.

Yu: Did you spend it all?

Li: Can’t you give it all to me? I went out when I had nothing to do and saw a dog. I bought it back and teased: "Come on, Xiaogang, turn over one,"

Yu: Oh, your dog's name is Xiaogang?

Li: My name is Xiaogang

Yu: You like Xiaogang!

Li: (Crying) What a pity my Xiaogang``````

Yu: Are you happy?

Li: Am I crying? My little gang accidentally fell into the tea bowl and drowned.

Yu: Silence first! Silence. How much food should I save for such a big dog?

He is two feet tall and stands 8 feet tall

Yu: (laughing) Is he that tall? (gestures Guo Degang’s height)

Li: Yes, yes!

Yu: Stop talking, you are really talking nonsense

Li: Who is talking?

Yu: How could such a big dog fall into a tea bowl and drown?

Li: Does anyone know?

Yu: Who knows?

Li: He knows!

Yu: Oh, he knows? Him. Mr. Guo,

Guo: I just had a chat with the announcer

Yu: Did you say that the dog drowned in the tea bowl?

Guo: Who said that?

Yu: Who took the wrong medicine?

Isn’t that nonsense?

Nothing!

Li: Take off your mantle (come up and take it off)

Guo: What’s wrong? That's good to say, isn't it?

Li: The dog fell into the tea bowl and drowned, that’s what I said!

Guo: What did you say?

Li: I said so

Guo: Yes! ! !

Yu: Oh, is this happening?

Guo: Yes, I can see it with my own eyes!

Yu: Then please explain

Guo: Think about it, that beautiful dog is only so big (the size of a matchbox)

Yu: You also Chaos! Show dog? It's not that big. Their little gang is two feet long from head to tail, with ears like bamboo sticks

Guo: Wait a minute! Their dog's name is Xiaogang? The same name as his father?

Li: How do you talk about this?

Yu: Stand up so tall (gesture with Guo Degang)

Guo: Teacher Yu! I want such a tall dog (gesturing to Yu Qian)

Yu: Where to gesture!

Guo: How could he fall into the tea bowl and drown? Not even a paw can get in.

Yu: That’s right!

Guo: How about the tea bowl being so big?

Yu: Do you drink tea from such a big tea bowl?

Guo: This is a basin.

Yu: Yes, it is suitable for washing your face.

Guo: It’s a long story. Tang ````

Yu; Don’t talk about the Tang Dynasty! Can't wait any longer.

Guo: No more talking? How rich is their family?

Yu: Yes, he just said that he is rich.

Guo: So show off. His father put a gold collar and a big gold chain on his mother and took him out for a walk.

Yu: Where is the dog walking?

Guo: Do ??you have money? Oh no. Wearing nine rings on his head, gold earrings, and his eyeballs were dug out and exchanged for gold

Yu: Isn’t this bad!

Li: Can you still see it?

Guo: Wearing a gold ring on the nose

Yu: Wearing a gold ring on the nose is a cow.

Li: (pushing Yu Qian) How do you talk about this?

Guo: Get two bracelets and connect them together

Yu: Handcuffs?

Guo: Have you seen Qin Qiong’s hair and accessories?

Yu: Still cuffs! I didn’t ask this, I asked where the dog was.

Guo: Don’t worry, we’ll get there slowly. That time, their family went to Tong County to buy a dog. Li Jing turned around and saw a dog: "Bow one!" "Woof woof woof!"

Guo: I saw that: "Call one!" The dog barked: "(imitating Li Jing's voice) woof~~~wow~~~~wow~~~~"

Yu: If you say this, he must like it!

Guo: Li Jing took a look and said: "(imitating his words) It's so good~~, this dog~~ I~~~ like it~~~, that's right~ ~It~~is gone~~~

Yu: Look, is it okay?

Guo: Yes, yes, the idiom is right: Wu Dalang raises a night owl---what What kind of things do people raise?

Yu: Ahem! Is this an idiom?

Guo: Take it home and go out to walk the dog.

Yu: Oh! It happened right here!

Guo: Many people knew him and said hello to him.

Yu: That’s outrageous. !

Guo: The manager of our theater is named Zhang. Let’s sit down together. Yu: Oh, it’s not that good. Tea.

Guo: Manager Zhang took out a gourd from his pocket. It’s so big.

Yu: Oops! It’s about the same as that dog.

Guo: Li Jing was curious: "Manager Zhang, what did you take?" Manager Zhang opened the gourd and a grasshopper popped out. The grasshopper is azure and green, with beards and eyes. He seemed to like the aesthetics at first sight: "Manager Zhang~~, give this grasshopper to~~ me~~?" How generous is Manager Zhang? Yeah, I gave it to him, and he couldn't bear it any longer: "A gentleman~~doesn't take~~ the love of~~ other people~~ Yeah, come on, I'll give this~~dog~~ to you~~

Guo: I rode the dog home and took it to the back first to wipe the mud.

Yu: What kind of mud does the dog wipe?

Guo: He is slow-tempered. He named this Grasshopper, Foster!

Yu: How did you come up with this name?

Guo: The righteousness of benevolence and righteousness, the wealth of wealth." ~~He is~ my~ adoptive father. Unexpectedly, as soon as I opened the gourd, the grasshopper fell into the tea bowl. The water was more than 4,000 degrees that day

Yu: Why is it so high?

Guo: The cup is almost melting. His adoptive father is dead!

Yu: Burned his godfather to death!

Guo: He feels bad: "I'll take it The dog replaced this grasshopper, and now my grasshopper is scalded to death. Isn't this the same as my dog ??being scalded to death!" (Pasting his chest with his hand) Oh my god, I'm going to kill him!!!

Yu: Oh, so I understand! (To Li Jing) Feelings are not your dog, they were replaced by grasshoppers that burned them to death

Li: Yes, they were replaced by others. Grasshopper. (walking towards Guo Degang) Yes, yes!

Guo: Can we stop talking like that?

Li: Why don’t I get closer?

Guo :You came too close, did I suffer?

Li: Come on, wipe your sweat, I’m here again without you today! Let me ask you: What’s going on with this foster father?

Guo: Don't mention it if it's burned to death.

Li: How can that be done? I said Xiaogang was burned to death, you can give me a foster father!

Guo :What about this mandarin jacket?

Li: Wear it! Wear it until you die. If you die, then wear it!

Yu: Let’s continue chatting

Li: Since Xiaogang was scalded to death, I no longer itch\raised grasshoppers

Yu: Oh, I stopped

Li: I raised crickets

Yu: It’s still a fall insect

Li: My wife and I were sleeping that day

Yu: Let’s not talk about sleeping

Li: I heard something The cricket called: "Dududu, dududu" My wife and I took the fence and went down to catch the crickets. But they were not under the house

Yu: Where are they?

Li: I’m at Beijing Station. Let’s go to Beijing Station to catch crickets.

Yu: Ah? Did you go to Tangshan?

Li: Buy a train ticket and go to Tangshan. When you get to Tangshan, "dududu, dududu"

Yu: Where are you?

Li: No 1 is there Where is Yantai?

Yu: Did you go to Yantai again?

Li: We chased to Yantai again, this time here. dig! I dug out the sea water and saw this cricket. That head is as big as Tianqiao Theater

Yu: Really?

Li: The body is as long as a train; the eyes are as bright as searchlights. I have to get this,

Yu: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Please stop talking now

Li: Take a thin string and lead it home. I am so beautiful that I look like something. I ````