"Hum, what's the skill? I know that I eat like a pig all day and don't do anything practical. " Nose said angrily.
"Who? Who is saying that I have no ability? " The mouth is angry.
"I, nose. You always know how to eat, so forget it, but let me smell it before you eat, and finally enjoy it yourself. "
"alas! You are wrong! I am the master's right-hand man! Can the master be so energetic without me? Can the body be so strong? " My mouth is a little high.
"Don't brag, the master can never leave me. You see, even if the master is asleep now, he still depends on me to breathe. It is unfair to send you as a representative every time you are a guest! " Two people more and more stiff. Finally, I said, "I will take better care of my master without you in the future." Nose is not to be outdone: "Without you, the master will live happily!" " "In this way, the nose and mouth angrily separated.
At first, both were complacent and indifferent. But then I found out that things were getting worse and worse. Once when the host was cooking, his nose didn't want to help, so he turned vinegar into soy sauce and poured it all in. As a result, his teeth hurt. I have to be hungry, but my stomach can't stand it. I protested against my mouth, and my mouth was naturally wronged.
Without the help of the mouth, the nose is not much better. Once the host caught a cold and refused to take medicine. Stuffed up your nose, bored, and ventilated with toilet paper from time to time? It almost killed me. Seeing this, my mouth began to feel very proud. Not long after, it was also implicated. Nasal congestion, the main population has no appetite. Bitter and astringent, they don't want to eat all day, and their mouths are particularly uncomfortable.
Looking at all this, he said, "Brothers, don't be angry. It's not terrible to have contradictions. The terrible thing is that they don't want to communicate with each other. "