Love talk routines that tease boys
Your face is a bit handsome.
Can I say good night to your face? Then I'll go first.
I heard that sugar under the pillow will have a sweet dream.
I want to sleep. Come to my dream tonight. Long time no see, I miss you a little.
I slept together yesterday, so go to bed early today. Aren't you waiting for me?
Are you a long-distance runner? Why else would I run around in my head all day?
What I write best is not traditional Chinese characters or regular script, but your name.
Your hat must fit me well, because we hit it off.
I have something to drink when winter comes, I don't know, take care of you.
If I can see you at five o'clock, I will be happy from three o'clock.
If our relationship is weak, add some sugar.
? What do you think about every day? Miss you. ?
? I found someone secretly loves you. who is it? Me. ?
Why did you hurt me? I hurt you? I like you so much.
I plan to move today. Move to where? Walk into your heart.
Whose class do you like best? Every moment of falling in love with you.
Can you buy me a packet of salt? Why? Because our relationship has faded.
Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.
? How did the concert go on the playground? Trojan horse? All right, A Mu. ?
I have one thing, never. What is this? Won't leave you.
I think you look like one of my relatives. Who is it? My mother's son-in-law
You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village, I will wait for you in the next village.
See what's so special about my hands. Not special. You haven't even hugged. Of course it's not special.
Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow, and I just met you now.
? Why hasn't my order come yet? What's this? Our future. ?
? Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? I didn't know I would marry you. ?
? Your voice in three seconds. How come? I can listen for a month. ?
? I decided to be a thief. Why? Because I want to steal your heart. ?
? I am in good health, braving the wind and rain. I just can't help thinking about you. ?
I don't think you have met the girl of your dreams. Look at the phone when it's black.
Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.
Our friendship is over. It's time to develop into love.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll pay you back.
If I am the devil in hell, I am also a naughty boy who loves you.
I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child and never look at the date.
How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.
My surname is Zhang, and yours is He. We are a pair of cygnets.
I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream, cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.
Smoking is harmful to health, love me and prolong life.
Do you smell something burning? That's my heart burning.
I want to eat noodles. What noodles? In your heart.
I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.
? Let me ask you, if you are a coat, which coat do you think you are? The long coat is wrong! You are the only one in my heart. ?
? Do you know what time it is? 1 1 am？ . ? No, it is the starting point of our happiness. ?
There are six kinds of horses in this world, zebra, hippo, wild horse, seahorse and BMW. Can you be my boyfriend?
? I like a little brother. Then he must be handsome. You are too narcissistic. ?
You are like a game. My world.
Are you stupid? Yes, Sarah. Hey.
You must be very good at holding dolls. Not bad! Then how can you hold my heart tightly!
Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.
Tell a girl a rustic love story.
You have gone too far! It's so cute.
? I did badly in the exam today. Why? Because no matter what problem I encounter, my answer will be you. ?
? I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? I don't know you, Beibi. ?
? Do you like getting rich? I like it. But I don't like it. Why? Because I like to hug you. ?
Love or not, give me a one-word answer. No love. Please answer in one word! Start over. ?
? I feel selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance. ?
? Tell me when you think about it. I didn't think clearly. I was thinking about you. ?
Can I exchange gifts? From this moment on, you are mine and I am yours.
? I've been really busy recently. Busy with what? Busy liking you. ?
? Let me tell you a story. It's a little long What story? I miss you. ?
? You go first, I'm afraid to hold you back. It's okay. My legs are thick. ?
Man: I've put up with you for a long time. W: So, what do you want? Man: Endure you all your life.
? I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why? You are so cute. ?
Superman is the Justice League, Iron Man is The Avengers, what alliance are you and me? An oath of eternal love
There is a door in my heart. It's beautiful. What door is it? The best of us.
Can you give me a train ticket? Where are you going? Walk into your heart
123 hit a person. I'm sorry I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.
I find you a little strange today. Why? That's cute.
You write very well. Why? Because you changed my life.
I don't like you anymore Why? Because I love you.
Do you think I like drinking or playing king? No, I love you.
You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.
Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do? My wife.
I'm so kind! Because my heart is full of you.
I must have eaten too much salt. Otherwise, I will always miss you.
Watch your mouth, or I may kiss you at any time.
? Are you nearsighted? No myopia. Then why can't you find that I like you? ?
? This is Lamian Noodles, that is instant noodles, and you are in my heart. ?
? This is a school uniform, that is a camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness. ?
Wandering around for the first half of my life, making soup for you for the second half.
? I think you should knock on all the doors? Why do you say that? Because you knock well. ?
Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into the mud I love.
Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?
I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now there are only two TV sets left.
If I had known, I would have given you candy. You are making trouble in my heart.
There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.
? Do you know why he left a sun on Houyi's shooting day? I don't know, because we want to be immersed in love. ?
Don't close the window when you sleep at night. I want to sneak into your dreams at night.
Go to sleep, I have something to say to you in my dream.
I say good night to the whole world, but I only say I like you!
You are particularly annoying and pleasing, and you can't get tired of watching it today.
You know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.
Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?
? Do you know what you look like now For example. Like the earth. Why? Because you are attractive to me. ?
? I feel dizzy at the sight of you recently. Why? Because love makes people dizzy. ?
What do you belong to? I belong to x, no, you belong to me.
Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars light up the night, and you light up my heart/Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.
Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.
Do you know what wine I like best? What wine? And your eternity.