1 Life is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4000 yuan from me, saying that he was going to have plastic surgery. As a result, he didn't know what he had become. Oh, 4,000 yuan.

2. Attention robbers: Our employees only know Spanish. Please be patient when grabbing, and you'd better bring an interpreter. Thank you!

I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed a hundred milliliters of lard.

Tourist: Master, is that hut over there a toilet? Monk: Except that thatched cottage, all the places are toilets.

5. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!