If I were a pig, I would lose weight. 1. Drink eight glasses of water every day, two in the morning, two in the afternoon and one in the evening. 2. Buy eight bottles of laxatives, 10 capsules per meal. 3. Be a vegetarian. Take vegetables and radishes as the staple food and put an end to meat from now on. 4. Beauty is indispensable. Do regular skin care every day to ensure that every inch of skin is as smooth as milk; I also need plastic surgery, rhinoplasty and ear augmentation. This long nose and big ears don't look good. One day, I will be a "white pig princess".

If I were a pig, I would be famous. I have to ask my monkey brother to help me manage several TV stations and several publishing houses. I can step into the music world first and sing with my magnetic voice. There will always be fans crazy about me. Then gradually step into the entertainment circle, first shoot a TV series, and then shoot a "Pig Eight Rings", which will definitely be popular all over the world. After a long time, a director will ask me to make a movie, and the Ministry has already taken me as the protagonist. Xiaogang Feng, Zhang Yimou, etc ... You will also visit us often. All the stars were defeated by my "White Pig Princess". All the fans will flock to me, and I will become a bright pearl among the stars in film and television music! This is when the publishing house comes in handy. I'm going to produce a novel "New Pig Eight Rings" based on the TV series "Pig Eight Rings Becomes Famous". By then, it will sell well all over the world. Libraries and bookstores are full every day to buy my masterpieces.

If I were a pig, I would be the only one. Every day, I am everywhere in the TV news newspaper, and my posters are all over the street. Every day, fans send flowers and gifts that the whole city can't hold.

If one day, someone asks, "Who makes the world wonderful?" Then all mankind will shout with one voice: "princess white pig, pig eight quit!" " "