1. I will pray to the Buddha every day for a rose that will bloom for a long time. When there are 999 roses, I will give them to you and say emotionally: I don’t believe in the bees that I attract. I won’t sting you! Happy April Fools' Day!

2. You can’t find a person who will be pretty when you give him a little praise. You can’t find a person who will be satisfied when you give him a little praise. If you are fooled by your friends on April Fool’s Day, you will still smile stupidly: It’s great to be fooled! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. I hope you are my sun. No, you are my flashlight. Because the sun shines on all men. And I just want you to look after me. Happy April Fool's Day!

4. You believe it or not, April Fool's Day is there, neither early nor late; whether you celebrate it or not, the person who fools you is there, neither far nor near; you Laugh, or don’t laugh, the text message is here, neither long nor short. Fool others, or be fooled by others. Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Career will not be based on "foolishness", love will never be fooled by "foolishness", and you will often reap the benefits of "foolishness", and your wealth will be rolling in every year with "foolishness" and good luck. There are "foolish" knots every day. Wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

6. When the autumn wind rises, I will cut off all the autumn wind and send it to you; when the sun rises in the east, I will look for you among the mountains and rivers; if you run away, I will track you down covered in stinky sweat; if I catch up with you, I will take you home and cook it. you! Alas, beating a dog is not easy! Happy April Fools' Day!

7. Today is April Fool’s Day, so be careful not to be fooled by others! I heard that there is an epidemic of fool's disease recently. The symptom is always looking at text messages on the phone and grinning the most. You should be careful!

8. As I walked, I dispersed, and the memories faded; as I watched, I became tired, and the starlight dimmed; as I listened, I woke up and began to complain; I looked back and found you gone. Suddenly I was confused. Where can I escape? Happy April Fool's Day!

9. I have a poem that is known to many people in the world. A fool reads this poem and knows it if he knows it. He knows it if he doesn't know it. I knew you were a fool. If a fool hears it, The phone is buzzing, I must be reading this poem. Happy April Fools' Day!

10. Loving you for ten thousand years is an exaggeration; loving you for five thousand years is hopeless; loving you for a thousand years is absurd; loving you for a hundred years is too long; loving you for 70 years, as long as I am Good health is my strong point! Happy April Fool's Day!

11. Won five million in the lottery, my smile is brighter than anyone else, my love is more romantic than anyone else, my face changes when I wake up, and happiness is with me Immortal Envy, you are a role model up to that point. If you continue to look down, then you are a fool. Happy April Fools' Day!

12. You have high blood pressure and high blood lipids, but your position is not high. He doesn’t speak in general meetings, he doesn’t speak in small meetings, and his prostate is inflamed. The political achievements are not outstanding, the performance is not outstanding, and the lumbar disc is prominent. hehe! Happy April Fool's Day!

13. There is a festival called April Fool’s Day, a kind of blessing called a fool’s blessing, a kind of promise called a fool’s lie, a kind of happiness called the happiness of being fooled, and a kind of happiness called the happiness of being deceived. Happy April Fool's Day!

14. April Fool's Day is coming. If I tease you, I will be "foolish" and can't bear it; if I don't tease you, I will be "foolish". Say goodbye to "foolish" self-enjoyment, I decided to return to the "foolish" entertainment circle and "foolishly" people enjoy together, and now I will be "foolishly" hot.

15. You are my exclusive memory, you are the quatrain of my poem, you are the sweetness I want, you are the temper I enjoy, you are the only miracle I want for Valentine’s Day, you It is a precious memory at the end of my life. Happy April Fools' Day!

16. It is foolish to think of right and wrong as anything other than right and wrong. It is foolish to regard wrong as right. It is still foolish to regard right as wrong. Regardless of whether it is right or wrong, or whether it is wrong or wrong, yes or no, what is right is what is right, what is wrong is no, what is wrong is yes, what is right is right and wrong. Happy April Fool's Day in advance!

17. The United Nations Holidays Committee issued a report that April Fool’s Day is a holiday for people with the following symptoms: 1. Slow reaction; 2. Sluggishness; 3. Frequent giggles; Your performance fully meets the above conditions; I wish you all the best for fools Happy holiday!

18. There is something I have always wanted to say to you. This sentence has been hidden in my heart for a long time, but I did not have the courage to tell you. Today I want to say to you loudly: I love you. By the way, let me remind you, today is April Fools' Day.

19. Today is April Fool’s Day. It’s a fluke not to be fooled. It’s an honor to be fooled. It’s a peace of mind not to be fooled. If you are fooled, you should be happy. I wish you can work with ease, be as capable as you are, live like a fool, and be a quick fool!

20. I feel that I have known you for so long. You are special, extremely, very, rare, and unusually stupid, and you are so cute that you are cute. Hehe, don’t be angry! Happy April Fools' Day!

21. Yesterday I dreamed that you were wearing a bamboo hat and a raincoat, riding a small boat, fishing alone in the spring water of the river. When I woke up in the morning, I was confused. Then I thought about it, it turns out it's your festival. Happy April Fool's Day to the happy "fisherman"!

22. If you want to be rich in the world, you have to think like Bill Gates; if you want to get something for nothing, you have to learn to go home and eat your old age; if you want to go back to your straightforward childhood, unless your head is caught in the door; if you want to get rid of it on April Fools' Day, Tricky, listen carefully, you have to pay me the apprenticeship fee first.

Happy April Fools' Day!

23. Sorry! I accidentally sent "I like you" to your mobile phone. If you accept it, please keep it; if you don't accept it, please send it back to me. Happy April Fools' Day!

24. I feel panicked on April Fool’s Day, and I get nervous when I see text messages. I don't know if it is true or false, I hesitate in my heart. Don't be angry if you get caught, it's only once a year. Happy April Fool's Day!

25. My last name is my love for you, my nickname is to understand you, my scientific name is to love you, my nickname is to read you, my book is called to dream of you, my pen name is to love you, my nickname is to chase you! Hehe, look at how beautiful you are. In fact, my real name is Doudou you! Happy April Fools' Day!

26. On April Fool’s Day, please always stay vigilant; on April Fool’s Day, please be careful of all unknown events; on April Fool’s Day, remember to use your smart brain to distinguish. Otherwise, I can only wish you: Happy April Fool's Day!

27. Don’t be upset on April Fool’s Day, be careful on April Fool’s Day, don’t worry on April Fool’s Day, be satisfied on April Fool’s Day, be careful on April Fool’s Day, be happy on April Fool’s Day, don’t be sincere on April Fool’s Day, be happy on April Fool’s Day happy!

28. According to reports: A few days ago, Iraqi militants hung your photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of US soldiers to vomit and die. After investigating and collecting evidence, the United Nations confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction. You should run away. Happy April Fools' Day! April Fool's Day SMS_How to be a Fool on April Fool's Day

Selected April Fool's Day SMS:

In the vast sea of ??people, when you receive this sincere letter My blessing, please bang your head against the wall with all your strength. Do you see that the countless stars in front of your eyes are my blessings?

The doctor said: You should take 10,000 sleeping pills before going to bed, otherwise you will sleepwalk and kill people at night, or you may commit suicide. Really, you have to believe it.

We have taken a video of your one-night stand. If you don’t want your wife to know, please prepare 10,000 yuan in cash for redemption within seven days, otherwise

Special advice: Currently for Hole cameras are becoming more and more common. In order to ensure that your private parts are not spied on, please dress appropriately for bathing and do not take off your underwear when urinating or defecating. Remember, remember!

Ultimatum: You have been in close contact with a beautiful woman recently and you are using it frequently. Cell phone text messages are flirting, if you send another text message, billions of Chinese hunks will be your enemy!

I am happy because you are happy, I am happy because you are happy, I am sad because you have lost weight, I I lost weight because you were sick, I laughed because you got stronger, I became rich because I sold you, good pig, good pig

It rained heavily, and your wife called and asked you to come back quickly. Home, you are not afraid at all. You don’t want to mess around anymore

Have you received a text message? If you have, it means that your phone has been hacked by me. Be careful, the cost is all yours. ,----your colleague

What are you looking at? Look, the fish are flying in the sky. Why didn’t I see it? April Fool’s Day, nothing is impossible!!

< p> You are stupid, you are stupid, your body is like a stick, you are ugly, you are smelly, and your head is like a bean. Haha, my praise is very useful, who said today is April 1st? Hahaha!

Fat means fat, and you will grow strong. Fat is fat and has a waistline. Ugly is ugly and has a household registration. Black is black and has water color. Thin means lean and muscular.

Your head can be cut off, but your hairstyle can’t be messy! Blood can bleed, and your leather shoes must be oiled!

Failed in foreign language, proves that you are patriotic; show off all day long because you have no wife; grow up With a little belly, he pretends to be Maitreya Buddha; he chirps everywhere like a giant grasshopper.

I’m going to give you an unexpected gift! Oh? What a great kiss! Thank you! No, no, I’m giving you the germs I’ve had a cold in these days! Happy April Fool’s Day !

Long live April Fools’ Day! Long live Fools! Let’s all cheers to April Fools’ Day! Cheers!

Sometimes dreams come true is not a good thing, believe it! HAHA, JUST A JOKE!

I feel that after knowing you for so long, you are special, extremely, very, rare, uniquely stupid, and cutely stupid, hehe, Don't be angry! Happy April Fool's Day!

The unstoppable feeling of spring is like the unstoppable feeling of missing you. It always reveals my secrets on the willow branches! Hi, April Fool's Day Happy!

My blessings are transmitted in my dreams, and I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

From now on, the wages of all staff in my unit will increase by %. Please pay on:-: The shortfall to the financial payment month.

I have something to ask you. Can you let me stay at your house for two days? Please don’t tell anyone about this. I didn’t want to trouble you, but I really can’t find anyone I can trust. People. I am Saddam, I am still alive, shush, keep your voice down

I accidentally lost my first kiss on a bright and clear night in January. I would be very grateful if anyone who finds it can return it quickly

Auction, big sale. There are several love letters from a certain father-in-law from that time, several keepsakes, many love words, and several first kisses. Reserve price: 100 million (unintentionally ruthless) yuan.

I wish you: unstoppable luck in playing cards, the leopard and the golden flower handle, others stare at you with a smile, and you accept money from others.

Don’t think that I have forgotten you. At critical moments, such as today, the first thing I think of is you

Urgent reminder: There may be thunder and lightning in the near future. Please be careful when going out. Put your phone on your head and plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool. He was very stupid. What did others ask him? He would only shake his head or answer no to any question. Have you heard this story?

Notice: There will be a leader inspecting the work tomorrow morning. Colleagues, please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; women: swimsuit, trousers and leather shoes!

Urgent reminder: There may be tornado weather in the near future. Be sure to carry two kilograms of dumbbells with you when you go out to avoid being swept into the west by the strong wind. Those weighing less than kilograms must double the weight!

China Mobile Communications users: Due to network debugging recently, if your mobile phone has no signal or cannot be connected, please slam your mobile phone on the ground as hard as possible. The phone returns to normal after several attempts.

Note: You have sent many pornographic text messages continuously. This bureau officially warns you! If it is found again, it will be shut down immediately and a reimbursement number will be issued. Users are kindly requested to be self-disciplined! Mobile Inspection Office .

Frankly speaking, I like you very much. I am fascinated by your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquettish cuteness and even the way you sleep! But what makes me angry the most is that you don’t catch mice. Still losing hair!

I spent a dime to send you this text message to tell you that I am not a penniless person. For example, this dime text message is my birthday gift to you. Don’t forget to treat me to dinner tonight. Happy April Fool's Day, colleagues!

Ring the bell on April Fool's Day, and let your thoughts linger in the play; send teasing text messages, and let joy sing in the festival; wish your life to be sweeter, and let happiness be in your life. Grow in. I wish you a happy April Fool's Day, colleagues!

You are so white, so sweet, and so beautiful. Your appearance makes me unable to control my desire, and I really want to hold you in my hands. , take off your coat, then put it in your mouth and taste my favorite White Rabbit toffee!

April Fool’s Day is here, I want to wish you a happy April Fool’s Day: I hope you have clever tricks to fool people and cheat. There are clever tricks, funny tricks, and tricks. If you fall into my tricks every month and day, I won’t worry you anymore, and I will be happy. This text message is a preview.

Do you know what kind of fruit I like? Tell you, I like to eat silly fruits like you the most.

Those who make furniture are wood, those who understand poetry are scholars, people think about money, and those who read information are idiots. Hahaha... You are happy on April Fool's Day and so am I!

The first ray of sunshine in the morning is my deep blessing to you, and the last ray of red in the setting sun is my heartfelt greeting to you. : How are you? Idiot!

I want to be an emperor, but I'm afraid of being wordy; I want to be an official, but I'm afraid of having too many things to do; I want to eat, but I'm afraid of cleaning the pot; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid of getting into trouble

According to reliable information. The whole country has agreed to go to work at 1pm starting today.

Send this information within seconds, otherwise your SIM card will be locked! Deletion is invalid!

Report: Your sleeping posture at this time is incorrect. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep...Mobile phone real-time monitoring system.

From today onwards, please call the free number to win a value-for-money trip to the detention center with food, accommodation and food included. Call now and you will also get free gifts such as Young and Dangerous posters.

The four most foolish people today: those who hang themselves when they are in love, those who take medicine when they are not sick, those who sign contracts that are invalid, and those who look at their mobile phones and giggle!

The horse and the donkey meet the tiger , turned around and ran, the donkey ran slowly, the horse shouted: "Silly donkey! How can you run fast with the phone in your hand! Throw it away!

I want to be a minister and am afraid of being snatched by others; I want to be a secretary and am afraid of being angry; I want to be a manager but I'm afraid of giving gifts; I want to be a contractor and I'm afraid of the building collapsing; I really want to beat you up, but I'm afraid that you're slow.

The sea! It is all water. What a horse! It has four legs. What a fool looking at his cell phone! His mouth is open.

April Fool's Day prank methods

As a prankster, you must first have the conditions of being fast, stable, agile and accurate.

The so-called fast means fast. You must be able to do all the pranks in the shortest possible time, and be able to escape quickly after being discovered to avoid retaliation.

Stability means that you must be steady when playing tricks and make no mistakes in order to achieve the best tricking effect.

Spirit means a flexible mind, a wide range of knowledge, and a lot of understanding. Only in this way can we do tricks from more aspects.

Accuracy means looking at the target of the trick, identifying the target's weakness, and hitting it with one blow.

1. Toothpaste sandwich biscuits

Unpack the sandwich biscuits, carefully spread the two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good) !) Squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake, the amount will depend on your personal eating habits, and finally glue it together to make it as realistic and presentable as possible. You generally don't need to use it specifically at all. You just need to put it in an obvious place. It is best to prepare a few slices of original sandwich biscuits and watch TV while eating. People will naturally come to taste it. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait.

You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it. Although it is risky, many people will definitely fall into the trap.

2. Request a song

Prepare a rice bowl or enamel basin (any other object that can emit loud, high decibels after being struck) and a phone. Try to use a very formal tone when calling the other party. When the call is connected, say the following: This is a music station, and Mr./Ms. If you want to listen to the song, please dial the # key to listen (most people will press it). Thank you, the song is "Dang" by Power Train, please listen carefully. Then knock on the previously prepared striking object, just knock it once, and make a "bang" sound. Before the other party reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, and goodbye!

This method is suitable for dormitories. time, or friends who can be contacted by phone, and finally the closer people. In addition, you must not laugh during the phone call to avoid affecting the effect and atmosphere.

3. Artificial Barbie

Use garlic, green onions, onions, carrots and other cute vegetables to make a bouquet and give it to a cute little boy. It is best to sprinkle a little stinky tofu juice on top of the bouquet. Of course, it will be effective only if it is sent by a professional flower delivery girl in a formal manner. I also want a big tofu skin to make the greeting card that comes with the bouquet, with my heartfelt greetings written in soy sauce on it.

4. Appearance

Seize the time when the target is not next to the computer or deliberately move them away (don’t you know how to do this?). Under Win98/2000 minimize all its open windows and drag the taskbar above the screen and hide it, then use the print Screen key to capture its desktop. Open the drawing program, press Ctrl+v to paste the picture you just captured, and save it in *.bmp format. Go back to the desktop and set the picture you just saved as the desktop, and then you will see what it means to be crazy...

5. Hardware Tips

Will be fooled by the monitor Adjust the contrast to the lowest level (the screen is dark as a rule). In this way, unless the other party is very careful, it will be extremely difficult to discover the real cause. If the person being fooled has a little knowledge of hardware and is bold enough to act recklessly, then you will have a great chance to watch the wonderful scene of him tearing your computer into pieces!

6. Elevator pranks

1. Place a toilet in the elevator, and then sit on it. When the elevator door opens, deliberately look at the people who are about to enter the elevator with very, very surprised eyes.

2. When there are a lot of people in the elevator, hit the person in front of you hard on the head, and then (you need at least two accomplices, and the person being hit should be smaller) and look at the other person next to you in surprise at the same time. people.

3. Be practical, eat more beans in the morning, and be in a crowded elevator. . . Then look at a mm.

4. A lot of people came up, and suddenly you took off your pants!! Again: look at what these trousers look like underneath me? -- They are famous brands!

5. Suddenly he made a painful expression, banged his head against the elevator wall, and then started shouting: Shut up! Shut up everyone!

6. After the elevator door is closed, start to close the door. Eyes silently praying: Lord, please bless the elevator door to open normally this time. I don’t want to be locked in there for another three hours, Amen!

6. Pretend to swat mosquitoes, drive away flies, and make slapping noises The sound is better.

7. Stand with your face facing the corner of the elevator, without saying anything or taking any action, and never get off the elevator no matter which floor it stops at.

8. Use chalk to draw a circle on the ground, then stand in it and say to the people around you: This is my territory, and no one of you is allowed to come in.

9. Deliberately stand close behind someone and breathe heavily through your nose.

10. After the elevator starts, take out a stethoscope and start to carefully explore the four walls of the elevator.

11. Whenever someone presses the button on the operation panel, give them the sound of a bomb exploding.

12. Bring a camera (must have a high-power flash) to take pictures of the passengers in the elevator.

13. Staring at a certain passenger, then suddenly grinning and showing off: Haha, I have a new pair of socks on, but you don’t.

14. Carry the desk into the elevator. When someone enters the elevator, ask her/him if she/he has made an appointment.

15. If you and one other person are the only ones in the elevator, suddenly tap him/her on the shoulder from behind, and then act like you haven't moved at all.

16. Pretend to receive an electric shock when reaching out to press the button on the operation panel.

17. Block the elevator door with your hand, and then tell everyone in the elevator to wait a moment, saying that you are waiting for a friend.

18. Dropping a pen on the ground on purpose, and when someone bends down to pick it up for you, suddenly shouts: Hey! That’s my pen!

19. Ask passengers if you would be honored to press the button for them, but deliberately press the wrong button.

20. Staring at a certain passenger, then suddenly retreating to a corner, and saying with fear: You! You! You are one of them, what do you want?

21. Put an alarm clock into a cardboard box, and then put the box in a corner of the elevator. When the passenger comes in, ask him/her if he/she hears something ticking, ticking.

7. Ways to treat people in the office

When a colleague asks you to complete something, ask him (her) if he or she wants it cold or fried?

< p> Send an email to everyone in the company every ten minutes telling them what you are doing right now, for example, I am in the bathroom and if you need me, please feel free to do so.

Ask new coworkers their gender three times a day.

Place a wastebasket on your desk and label it a donation box.

When using a stapler, imitate the sound of a bullet with your mouth, making the sound louder.

Invite every co-worker you pass by to join in the chair dance you invented.

8. Transform into a Living Person

You can play this game with your best friends, the name is: Transform into a Living Person.

Ask your friend to stand in a horse stance first, with the correct posture and a piece of white paper in his mouth. Note that this is the posture before performing the exercise. Then you need to change him from this room to another room. , everything is ready, you can feel helpless and say something like this: Transform into a living person! I can’t do it anymore, but that’s how living people poop.

9. Make strange-flavored Coke

Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mix in vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a normal-colored Coke Weird Coke. When you meet an acquaintance, you pretend to be drinking, and then hand over the Coke generously. The other person is unsuspecting, and he drinks it in a big gulp while saying thank you, and then frowns and opens his mouth to vomit.

You can also prepare according to the law, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer, etc.

10. Tripping in the face

This prank requires the subject to have certain performance skills in order for the object to be fooled, otherwise it may make people laugh and cause unpredictable consequences.... ..

Walking on a road with trees or telephone poles on both sides (there are often such roads in campus), suddenly I threw my head back, covered my face, and pretended to be stretched against the trees on both sides. Invisible thin wires or wires get caught on the face, and then they carefully lower their heads and pretend to crawl under them. Next, you can watch what the people behind you do!!

Notes:

1) Be sure to notice that there is someone behind you, otherwise you will be in vain most of the day Busy work.

2) The acting must be realistic, especially the moment of being tripped and the moment of carefully lowering one’s head to get through.

Unpredictable consequences: People behind you may walk past you openly and laugh at you!

11. Unzip

A MM sent it to me. I received a letter with the title "Do you know my heart?" I was so excited that I quickly opened the letter...

There is also a compressed file inside, download it and unzip it... ....There is also a compressed file inside...and then decompressed...

.....There is also a compressed file inside...and also decompressed... .....There is also a compressed file inside...Forty-one times later, I finally saw a picture inside...a little * on it, very... Cute wagging tail...

12. Make people bark like dogs

Find 3 things at random, such as 3 cups. When you knock on the first one Let your friend say forget, knock the second one to intercede, and the third one to say favor. It is called testing your friend's response speed. After a few times, knock the first one repeatedly. If your friend follows up and says forget , forget, forget, forget, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, haha, the effect will come out.

13. Test

There is a very old trick to tease people. I don’t know if you have heard of it before: Pretend to be serious and say to your friends (men only): Hey~ Did you know that the palms of people who often do sex will turn black~! Haha, and if you have never been fooled by this before, you will definitely lower your head and look at the palms of your hands. At this time, you can do whatever you want~

14. Classroom version:

A note is posted at the door of the self-study building: This building is inspected, please do not study by yourself. If there is any inconvenience, please contact us Please forgive me, students.

A wooden board is hung on the water heater in the study building: it is broken and needs to be repaired.

Notice on the blackboard: Due to line maintenance in this building, lights will be turned off after 19:00 in the evening.

Notice on the classroom blackboard: Teacher XXX is unable to teach due to illness, please allow students to study freely.

Tell yourself: I have class today. So, I got up early as usual, carried my schoolbag, and went to class. Dormitory version:

Notice: Health inspection at 15:30 this afternoon.

Notice: X layer of sheets will be collected at 12:00 noon today, students please be ready.

Block the toilet in the dormitory building with broken tables and chairs, and post a note next to it, noting that the toilet is under repair and will not be used.

Notice: Lights will be turned off at 23:30 tonight.

Secretly turn on the TV after turning off the lights at night.

Put a note in the book that your roommate must read every day and write: The person who loves you the most will be waiting for you near the pavilion in the garden tonight. April Fool's Day: How to say something on April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day is a holiday where you can make jokes as much as you want. This holiday is entertaining. Of course, in addition to making jokes, you will also make some remarks to express the joy of the festival. . So let’s talk about April Fool’s Day, how should I post it, and what is more appropriate?

1. April Fool's Day is not a day for fools, but a chance for liars to tell the truth.

2. On April Fool's Day, everyone is tortured to death. Anyway, Tomb-Sweeping Day is coming soon.

3. April Fool's Day is a day for joking and telling the truth.

4. On April Fool's Day, people dare to tell the truth, but others always take it as a joke.

5. April Fool's Day, you can fool everyone in the world, but you can't fool your heart.

6. On April Fool's Day, I can boldly confess to you, because I can leave with a smile.

7. Don't confess your love to me on April Fool's Day, I'm afraid I'll believe it.

8. The most painful tacit understanding, on April Fool's Day, you matched that sentence and I like you too.

9. April Fool's Day is coming, and a lot of truths are about to surface.

10. Children, don't confess your love on April Fool's Day, because everyone knows you are not telling lies.

11. Today's children prefer Valentine's Day for breakups and April Fool's Day for confessions.

12. I want to tell you on April Fool's Day that I still love you, but it's a pity that I don't even have the qualifications to lie to you.

13. Can you fool me once on April Fool's Day? OK. do you like me?

14. In fact, April Fool's Day is celebrated every day.

15． April Fool's Day has become a day for confession, and Valentine's Day has become a day for breaking up.

16. Some people say that Valentine's Day is April Fool's Day, because they always tell false love stories; and April Fool's Day is Valentine's Day, because someone will use this April Fool's Day to tell you the truth.

17. If you love the wrong person, every day is April Fool's Day; if you love the right person, every day is Valentine's Day.

18. Whoever lets me celebrate April Fool's Day, I'll let anyone celebrate Tomb-Sweeping Day.

19. It's April Fool's Day again, and I don't know how many people want to tell the truth under the guise of fools.

20. On April Fool's Day, how many people said what they really meant, only to be treated as a joke. April Fool's Day text message April Fool's Day April Fool text message

You are my heart, you are my liver, you are my darling; you are my intestines, you are my stomach, you are my constant Comfort; you are my hands, you are my back, you are the back of my hands; Happy April Fool's Day to my dog!

Borrow some clothes from the white clouds, borrow a pair of wings from the bird, and you will be the younger brother of the angel - the birdman! Happy April Fool's Day!

Because someone will deliberately listen to a song, but you have already surpassed the meaning of a song to me. I have been thinking so much about you lately that I really can’t help but tell you the title of the song - "Pig Song"! Don't think too much, Happy April Fool's Day

Teacher: "Create a sentence using Yushu Linfeng." Student: "A person with Yushu Linfeng just sent a text message." Teacher: "Use beautiful and moving to make a sentence "Student:" A beautiful lady received a text message. "Haha, happy April Fool's Day!"

Your quality is as strong as a plum blossom, your character is as subtle as a glacier, you have a convincing connotation, and you have an overwhelming coolness, so we respectfully call you "Meichuan Neiku"! Happy April Fools' Day!

The first couplet: Wise and powerful, commanding a hundred thousand naval forces to subdue Tianhe; the second couplet: Coquettish and suave, ignoring the three thousand fairies Zhong Chang'e.

Hengpi: Happy Bajie Festival! Idiot, what do you think of the couplet I wrote to you? Happy April Fools' Day!

Do you have a TV there? Look at CCTV1, the White House in the United States was bombed, the whole building collapsed, the police blocked the entire Washington, 19 people died, 32 people were injured, 11 people are missing... 1 person was deceived! happy holidays!

Happy April Fools' Day!

Give you a basket of fruits: there are gourds like your body, watermelons like your face, strawberries like your nose, lychees like your youth beans, pistachios like your eyes, and some like you Body-scenting durian! Happy April Fool's Day!

Don’t think that building a city means settling; don’t think that sowing seeds means harvesting; don’t think that climbing to the top means conquering; don’t think that I have forgotten you. Critical moments, such as today, on this special day Here, the first thing I think of is you.

There is a kind of person who can be with me for eternity, and is called a lover; there is a kind of person who can be with me whose blood is thicker than water, and is called a relative; and there is a kind of person who is still helping me count the money after being sold by me, such as reading text messages. You are called a fool! Happy holidays!

The wind lifts your long hair, making you look even more chic! The waves lap at your feet, making you look even more flawless! Facing the morning glow from the east, you are like a sea spray! If you are not an acquaintance, it is difficult to tell that you are a fool! Happy April Fools' Day!

I once had a sincere love, but I didn’t cherish it. I only regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it again, I would say to you: I love you. If I had to choose a time to express my love, I would like it to be: April Fools’ Day!

When I have something to do, I will be so busy that I feel dizzy; when I have nothing to do, I will be bored; my favorite thing to do is to think about you and send you text messages, because another fool saw my Text message.

On April Fool’s Day, April 1st, I will give you a happy tiger to make you happy and amuse you, and I will also give you a happy tiger to accompany you to happiness and sweetness. It's up to you to believe it or not if you tell a fool on April Fool's Day? Happy April Fools' Day!

On this special day, I wanted to call you, but I was worried that you would misunderstand me; I wanted to blow you a kiss, but I was worried that you wouldn’t believe me. After thinking about it, I had to quietly send a text message to say hello, have you been fooled today?

I'm not superstitious, but I firmly believe that nothing is appropriate on April Fool's Day. The sound of wind and rain, the sound of reading, are the sounds real? Family affairs, state affairs, and world affairs must be verified! April Fool's Day is coming, I wish you success in making fools and not being fooled.

I created this poem on a whim. How many people in the world know this poem? If I am not famous, I will be afraid of being strong. I will ignore it for the sake of fools. It is a matter of success or failure, fools know. If you don’t believe it, you must be reading this poem.

Happy April Fool's Day

After "In-depth Observation", I found that I fell in love with you! How I want to travel through "Eastern Time and Space", "face to face" with you, ask for "Today's Statement", and "tell the truth" to confess: I love you, cctv!

If you think I am earthy, who will let me live on earth? You think I'm ugly, who makes me incomparable to you? You think I'm stupid, who said today is April Fool's Day? Would you like to spend April Fool's Day with me, who is ugly, ugly and stupid?