I really want to go to the beauty salon regularly for a facial treatment and a body SPA. First, I want to spoil myself. Because as a woman, in addition to the responsibilities and identities entrusted to you by your children, you really need a place to completely relax yourself, unload everything and enjoy it.
secondly, I certainly hope to stay young forever. Because carefully maintained skin is indeed much younger than that without maintenance.
But this afternoon, I knew that the beauty salon I chose was psychologically excluded.
Because it is full of routines, there are language traps everywhere. Of course, in the eyes of beauticians who have been carefully trained in beauty salons, it may be "the art of language."
I fell into this trap myself. Oh, no, this beauty salon will start with a humble shampoo card last year.
The residential area where the author lives is a newly developed school district, because there are three schools not far from next door, so it can be said that it is particularly convenient for children to go to school on foot from kindergarten to high school. With the residents moving in, the shops around the community have also opened one by one. There are fresh milk bars, art training classes, academic remedial classes, children's clothing stores, women's clothing stores, flower shops, teahouses, sea cucumber shops, early education classes, and Beijing chain porridge shops.
I walked with my mother that day and sighed, well, the infrastructure around the community is really perfect, so I don't have to travel far, I have everything.
Mom looked at it and said, We just need a barber shop. Because mom really wanted to clean up her hair and get a haircut those days.
I nodded: that's true. If there is another barber shop in our neighborhood, I will definitely get a card-shampoo.
Mom gave me a white look, lazy!
except laziness, everyone must have realized that washing your hair in winter is particularly troublesome. If you wash at night, sleep for one night and get up the next morning, your hair will change into various shapes. Only you can't think of it and you can't do it without it. You have to spray thick hair oil gel cream with various pressures and wash it again soon.
if you wash it early the next morning, you will be too late for work. Head into the cold wind in winter with your hair that can't be dried. Boy, you have to be ready for a cold at any time.
Therefore, washing your hair in winter has always bothered me.
hey? I'm coming! Soon, the Lotus Pond Moonlight Beauty Salon, which just opened in Ximen, posted its opening reward benefits. One hundred yuan for five deep sleep shampoos, claiming that one shampoo is equivalent to three hours of deep sleep. Suddenly attracted the author, one hundred yuan five times is really not expensive, and it is the project I want, so I immediately paid for the card, which is explained that this card must be experienced in one month. I experienced it once, and the technique was really good and quite comfortable. In this way, I left the information, and your mobile phone number, micro signal, home address and occupation were touched thoroughly.
Just after washing my hair for the second time for five times, the author received a phone call from Lotus Pond Moonlight Beauty Salon: "Sister Ding, the activities in our store are particularly affordable and unprecedented. You only need 398 yuan to enjoy the service of more than 15 yuan. Moreover, this 398 yuan will not be wasted. In the later period, we will deduct this 398 yuan from it, which is particularly affordable. "
author: and this good thing?
beautician: right! The quota is limited, let me help you snap up one! It would be a pity to miss it! If you want to decide, pay close attention to WeChat transfer!
author: ok! The transfer was successful. Dear consumers, don't be greedy and cheap when you are deceived. This is the experience summed up by the author through blood and tears, not bad at all! )
? Hairdresser: By the way, Sister Ding, this experience must be finished in one week, otherwise it will be invalid.
author: a week? After experiencing the 15 yuan project? Why didn't you say so earlier? I'm sure I can't finish the experience! Don't you just run to the beauty salon for a week? If I had known, I wouldn't have decided.
beautician: I'll tell you what, Ding Jie. Come to the store and have a look when you are free. You can't finish the experience, so we'll think of another way to return it.
how thoughtful and thoughtful!
I didn't know until I went. You really worry about others! Beautiful eye care is 498 yuan, facial spa in the rain is 498 yuan, and ovarian care is 398 yuan. There is nothing left, there are more than one hundred left. If you want to experience something else, fine, make up the difference, and you have to give up!
after playing, join the game. First of all, the beautician who is in charge of receiving you has tears in her eyes, and her voice is hoarse and she almost cries: Thank you for your support for my work. We will be family in the future, and I will definitely serve you wholeheartedly. Then give me all kinds of loving hugs.
I want to say, are our feelings that deep? Didn't you just wash my hair twice
Then throw dice games, and walk a few steps when it is thrown, with various preferential policies on the mat. It's worth 1 yuan and 2 yuan. One dollar spike, hand cream or something. How to attract people.
the third item is counting money, and how much money can you get if you count a few names in 5 seconds. The author counted five by hand, but didn't make the feat that the beautician said that someone counted 11.
after all this is done, you will be taken to the last cabin ... the package tour. This is also the ultimate goal of all this. Although beauty projects have been set in other stores, I am obliged to take out my wallet under the sweet words of many beauticians Ding Jie and the stimulation of the cash-in policy. It's ok to decide not to use the activity first! In short, it is still a disaster to be greedy for cheap.
the original set of more than 4, yuan has been paid 3, yuan. Pay the money. It's not a waste to do it on time. Who knows, just after a facial care and eye care, the beauty lady is here again.
A semi-permanent eyebrow tattoo was held in the store, and the beauty lady spoke. The master who makes eyebrows is so powerful that he can see what Feng Shui is. Feng Shui on his face is very important. After someone had a lucky eyebrow, their marriage went smoothly. They were supposed to divorce her husband. After someone made a fortune, they made a big profit from their investment. When the beautician sold me eyebrows, I made it clear: I'm sorry, I've ordered tattoos elsewhere. The place introduced by my sister is very reliable, and I've already paid a deposit.
who knows, they have selective amnesia, as if they had never told them.
Several beauticians called me in turn to bombard me: Recently, a particularly powerful Feng Shui master came over, and Ding Jie came over when she was free to ask the master to show you the change of face Feng Shui.
Sister Ding, come and do your eyebrows. The effect is particularly good. You must be satisfied.
Sister Ding, are you free? Today is the last day of eyebrow transportation. Don't you come and have a look?
? .....
I'm really speechless. Are there any principles? I have booked it elsewhere and paid the deposit. Don't you understand? !
since then, I have selectively escaped for a long time without answering the phone or receiving information. I just want to tell you that Ding Jie is particularly contemptuous of your's behavior, which has left a bad impression on me! Then I am duty-bound to do the eyebrows I set before, beautiful!
but on second thought, I've spent so much money, and if I say no, I won't go. Is it to punish them? No, I lost myself more. So when the beauty lady called again, I hesitated to pick it up.
Miss Beauty: Ding Jie, it's easy to get allergic in spring. Come and take care of your skin and wash your hair. It's been a long time.
author: er ... ok, ok!
So the author bravely went to the door again according to the agreed time. The atmosphere is getting better and better under the comfortable technique of beauticians. My God! Here we go again:
Sister Ding, your skin is uneven and dark yellow. You can try the super air knife just launched in our store.
author: what? Super air knife?
The beautician was refreshed, and introduced the Super Wind Knife endlessly. There was a whirlwind cleaning, and after a lot of seemingly tall words came out of her mouth, I only understood. It is to use the instrument to deeply clean the garbage in your epidermis, and then use the instrument to plant hyaluronic acid stock solution into the bottom of your skin or something.
because the speech was so good, the beauticians stopped what they were supposed to continue to serve me and concentrated on being a mentor.
this makes me feel disgusted from the bottom of my heart. I spent it to enjoy the service, not to listen to your lecture.
author: I'm so young that I'm not even thirty, so I don't think about these knives or anything. Besides, I also know that once the underlying skin is damaged, it will be difficult to recover.
beautician: Gee, Sister Ding, I knew you would misunderstand ... Ultrasonic scalpel is not a knife, but a high technology. What it is, how it works, and then what it does ... (About 1, words are omitted here. )
literally, my head is really going to explode! I am so disgusted that I really want to strike the table and leave. But I still have shampoo in my hair. I want to control myself. I am a cultural person.
she continued, and I closed my eyes and stopped talking. After a long time, she finally realized that she was communicating by herself and finally stopped: Ding Jie, you are asleep. ?
author: I'm not interested. Go ahead and wash my hair. I have other things to do.
The beautician finally started shampooing me again, and his mouth was restrained, but he was still muttering about what would happen if I missed it. What kind of effect will it have if you make a face? I stopped answering, and she stopped. Obviously, she was in a bad mood, and the voice of taking things and putting them away became louder, as if she was angry that her good eloquence didn't get my response.
after a while, the beautician said, Ding Jie, wait for me, I'll go out and get something.
I finally breathed a sigh of relief, secretly proud that my method of pretending to be deaf played a certain role. As long as you stick to it, you will succeed.
but I underestimated them too much. the beauty lady didn't go to get things, but went to move reinforcements. She came in with her manager, and I immediately became alert and secretly made up my mind. Hold on, Xiaoding, don't be easily defeated by them!
Yes, the manager exchanged a few pleasantries with me and started to talk about my skin problems. I also blamed the beautician next to me: I also didn't introduce the new project of our store to Ding Jie, Super Wind Knife.
ha ha! You are almost forty, so don't call me this 27-year-old girl, I'm afraid of losing my life!
The beautician was wronged: I told you, but Ding Jie didn't believe me.
I just want to swear in my heart!
Then they started bombing each other in turn. It's been an hour and a half since the head treatment that was supposed to end in 4 minutes. The store manager is still nagging. Obviously, her skill is deeper than that of the little beautician, and she completely ignores my deaf-mute: now it will be particularly cost-effective, and you can experience our two projects, deep cleaning and hyaluronic acid planting, for only 698 yuan.
after the perfect cooperation between the two, I finally lost. I just want to escape, if giving them money can make them shut up their chattering mouths. One more thing, I'm really afraid that if I don't promise them, this scalp treatment will wash me until sunset, and before that, I have to endure their language brainwashing and bombing.
author: ok, I will decide.
I swear I'm not attracted by what they say, but I just want them to shut up.
The little beautician raised her voice by eight degrees, and her voice was extremely excited: OK, Ding Jie. I'll ask the front desk to bill you.
how much I want to smash my face with them and yell at them to get out, but I can't make it out after years of tutoring. Isn't it just a loss for yourself? It's not necessary.
then I fled for two or three months, during which time my face protection was abandoned. I'm really afraid to encounter these things again. Who knows what activities their store will engage me in! They really learned the ten-level skill of not giving up until they complete the order. And I also realized that their so-called job is not to serve you well, but their real job is to sell products to you. As long as you go in, it is a bottomless pit.
and after I realized this problem, I was taken in again.
they never give up any customers who have entered the door, including me. what kind of perseverance is this? ! It is really admirable.
after repeatedly calling me, I finally got through, and I made up my mind that if they continued to sell without a bottom line, I would never be polite to them.
beautician: Ding Jie, do the ultrasonic scalpel project you ordered. It's not a waste if you don't do it.
author: I don't want to do it. I'll give it to you. You did it for me.
beautician: Sister Ding, you are really joking. We can't be customers' products. Come and do it quickly. 698 yuan is not a small sum. Don't waste it.
yes, since you have spent money, you must never waste it. I have rehearsed it countless times at home, and I am fully prepared. I will never spend another penny on the project. If this happens again, girl, I will tear my face off with them. Before I went, I was still a little provocative. I just couldn't decide. What do you want to do with me? The money is in my pocket.
that's it. make an appointment. Girl, I went smartly, and I didn't look particularly good after I went in. But the enthusiastic girls still surrounded me and asked questions.
well, don't hit the smiling face. I also changed my expression and began to respond to them with laughter. As the saying goes, don't hit the smiling face.
after more than an hour of service, it was really peaceful. But then I thought about why I could enjoy this service comfortably, thanks to the buzzing machine. The whole operation needs the cooperation of the machine, which hinders their communication with me.
After the completion, what they called the set of sales promotion came again:
A beautician: Ding Jie, there is just a discount for ordering a complete set now, 12, yuan for six times, once every two months, just one quarter. The last customer's family booked it for a year.
I'm ready. I don't pretend to be deaf and just say, no, I'll experience it once.
b: come on, it can't work at once. It's only valid for at least a period of time.
author: no, I have no money and can't afford to spend.
c: women should be kind to themselves, and if they are not willing to spend money for themselves, who will be willing to spend money for themselves?
b: exactly. You can't eat abalone, so you won't eat this month. Can't you solve the essential problem?
This metaphor is also vivid. Fortunately, I am prepared, otherwise I would really be moved!
author: no, I'm not interested. It's too expensive!
a: well, I'll talk to their sales manager, and you can just spend the money on planting and give it to you after cleaning. 8, yuan, not expensive.
author: no, no, I can't accept it. It's too expensive.
b: then you can just order cleaning, 36 yuan.
author: no, I'm going home.
? A, B and C looked at each other and saw that I couldn't get in oil and salt. Show an unhappy expression.
a: then bring the repair mask and the repair liquid for sister ding. After finishing this instrument, beauty must be repaired. Otherwise, the skin cells will shrink, and it will be over if you can't lock the water.
author: well, thank you.