I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.
I don't know! You don't understand, fool, boy! The phone is upside down!
A drop of water is very small in the ocean and very large in the desert; Red-crowned cranes are small in cranes and large in chickens; You are small in the crowd and great in the pigsty!
"Is it tight?" "Never mind!" "Can you go in a little more?" "Be careful, it should work!" "Does it hurt?" "It doesn't hurt! It feels so cool! Just buy this pair of socks. "
What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!
Everyone is awake and I am drunk alone, and it is most precious to have a heart. I don't regret meeting true feelings and true love, and this life is only for you (the secret is in the fifth word of every sentence)
I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?"
A Dai, the groom, knows nothing about men and women. Father said, just hit your wife's urine with the hardest thing on your body! The next morning, my father found A Dai lying next to the toilet!
Measure the window, bed, wall, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.
When you receive this message, your mobile phone has been poisoned! Please take off your clothes within 10 second, and streaking your autobiography for 3 times, otherwise your mobile phone will explode and you will still laugh! Take it off!
Experts have recently invented a multi-purpose computer disk, which is called a floppy disk when it is soft, a hard disk when it is upright, and a CD when it is peeled off.
I ran into you suddenly and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart, and I ran away in despair. But you followed me closely. I cried: Whose dog is it? Nobody cares!
Notice: After investigation, you have repeatedly used SMS to spread yellow information. Please surrender to the public security department within three days, otherwise it will be dealt with seriously. Urban anti-cyber crime center. Warning: Your mobile phone has undergone drastic internal changes due to overload and is about to explode. After reading this tip, please put it in an empty place immediately. ...
When I first met you, I felt that I had known you for a long time. I have never said anything so certain. You may not believe it, but it's true. You really look like my ... lost pig!
Seeing this message, you already owe me a hug; Delete this message and owe me a kiss; Save this message and owe me an appointment; If you reply, you owe me everything; If you don't reply, you are mine.
I miss those days very much. You and I are walking quietly on the path in our hometown. You hung your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age!
Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too.
It is not because of such a cold night that I think of you, but because I only think of you on such a cold night. Can't you see that I am sincere? I am attached to your gentle embrace, and I can't leave it for a moment, dear quilt.
Send you the zodiac: I wish you smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, lovely as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and dragon as a pig.
Let me ask you a riddle: all the pigs in the world are dead, so tell me a song. . . . . . . . . . . . . Forget it, "at least you"!
Five hundred years ago, you were a long-term worker in our family. I fell in love with you the other day when I peeked at your posture of cutting vegetables in the window. Don't blame me for not telling you! Because there were no text messages at that time!
If a star falls on your head tonight, please don't worry. This is a gift from my immortal brother. From then on, you will live a carefree and happy life, because-you are stupid.
A little love brings a white head and misses you every day. Don't blame me for being too spoony. Seeing the letter is just the beginning. If you and I are predestined friends, the peach blossoms will bloom in March and the autumn harvest will be the sweetest. Answer: Read the first word of each sentence together.
I miss you a little, and I really want to ask you out to see you, but I dare not ... My heart is really messy ... Every time I see you, my heart is always like a deer, because the people in the mental hospital told me that you can't even eat shit now.
I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!
You are cruel, you are cruel, you are really cruel; People are thinner than cucumbers and have no meat; The skin is thicker than the wall, and the shells can't penetrate; The heart is smaller than the eye of a needle and never suffers; Love is thinner than paper, so you can cheat whoever you catch!
You are as kind as a cat, as loyal as a dog, as lovely as a bird, as beautiful as a butterfly, as diligent as a bee, and everything is the same. No wonder everyone calls you … animal! 3 Common document channels
I heard that your mobile phone doesn't have short message function, so I sent this short message to try. If you receive it and confirm that it has SMS function and it is not my SMS, please reply to me: I have it, it is yours!
I was in pain when you left me silently. I don't know what to do. I hate myself when I watch your back go away. It's all my fault … I got up early and caught the bus.
May happiness stick to you like a dog skin plaster, good luck be trampled by you often like dog shit, happiness buzz around you like flies, wealth is picked up casually like garbage, and accidents always make you scream like mice!
God sent me a cornucopia. I accidentally thought of you once, and it turned out to be you. I can't stop thinking about it and it can't stop changing. In the end, you are all over the house, and I am worried: this has become a donkeys' circle.
Why are you doing this? What have I done to you? If you want to tell everyone about me like this, can't you just tell me? You have to advertise everywhere like this, tell me! Why tell people everywhere that I am handsome!
Tips for love, seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking, second, stop eating fruit immediately, third, relax, drink tea immediately under temptation, fifth, walk idly, sixth, take a bath immediately, and seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?
There are three kinds of men who can't marry: newspaper editors-submitting articles every day; Send the newspaper-leave it at the door and leave; Copy water meters and meters-only once a month.
There is a tacit understanding called tacit understanding, a feeling called wonderful, a yearning called longing, and an idiot who will finish reading the message!
Forward this message three times and you will be lucky; Forward it 6 times and you will be lucky; Forward it, and you will have good luck; Forward it 20 times and it will cost 3 yuan!
The person who received the message was an Egyptian mummy, the person who deleted the message was an African bug, the person who replied to the message was a Rwandan wild boar, and the person who did not reply was a Thai shemale who failed the operation! 3 Common document channels
Looking at your streamlined body, I want to burn my body, open your unopened seal, insert my own stick and suck your crystal liquid. Cool! Ghosts; Sprite
A farmer asked a veterinarian to raise pigs. The veterinarian said that it seems that artificial breeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time, summoned up his courage and said, yes, I'm afraid it will bite me.
When you saw this message, I was thinking of you quietly in a corner of the world, wondering what you were doing and whether you were thinking of me.
Husband, husband, I am in Guangdong. Sleep during the day and start working at night. One, two, simple. Three years and five years, millionaire. Honey, if you want to find out, you can't.
A gentleman went to eat: Good, I sat next to a suckling pig. As soon as the words were spoken, I found a fat lady next to me glaring at each other and smiled apologetically: I'm sorry, I meant the cooked one.
After all these years, do you know how hard I have been looking for you? I traveled all over the world just to find a face like yours. This is my business card. Welcome to my plastic surgery hospital at any time! Misleading experts
Hey, almost everyone uses keyboards instead of pens now. In fact, typing with a keyboard will have a strange thing. If you don't believe me, look at your keyboard. There will be a pig hand on it! Happy April Fool's Day!
Don't think that building a city can settle down; Don't think that sowing seeds will lead to a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as today, you are my first thought.
I think a person's appearance should have two extremes, one is extremely beautiful, and the other is like you!
Donor: The underwear you are wearing today is not in good color. Please take it off immediately and throw it into the toilet to ensure safety. Kindness is kindness.
We made a video of your one-night stand. If you don't want your wife to know, please prepare 65,438+10,000 yuan in cash before April 1 ... the rest will be woven by you as the author and shown to you.
My love for you is like a raging river, and the Yellow River overflows out of control. Are you moved? I can't help it Today is your festival! Happy holidays!
Stand in front of the pond, jump a few times in the same place, blink three times with your left eye, blink three times with your right eye, then blink, blink with a smile, and finally jump down! Meeting you is the beginning of my temptation, and falling in love with you is my beautiful choice. Having you is my most precious wealth. The person I care about most is you. Too bad I sent it to the wrong person.
Dear users, your mobile phone number won the first prize in the prize-winning network access activity in our city, with a bonus of 1 000 yuan. Please take a pistol to any bank to collect it. Password: Don't move.
Urgent reminder: look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.
When we were young, we didn't guess. I sing and you dance. I can sing 200 songs and you can dance 200 dances, so people affectionately call me 200 songs and you 200 dances.
Special news: In the mobile phone endurance contest, from the moment on, the switch will automatically start timing and continuously report the weather forecast. The user who keeps the mobile phone on for the longest time will get 100 minutes of free talk time. 3 Common document channels
The first time I saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you, I want to hug you. I want to announce: I love you … RMB!
Bill Gates said: In the future, if it is not e-commerce, it will be e-commerce. Let me ask you a riddle. All the pigs in the world are dead. Guess the title of the song. Forget it. Haha, at least you.
The most important feeling in the world is yourself and your feelings. If someone can fall in love with the person you love, that would be great. I want to be such a person. Will you accept me?
Do you know why you and I are meant to be in this life? In fact, we met thousands of years ago, and it was also spring. You chased me for a long time and left your teeth marks on me, which made an eternal story. My name was Lv Dongbin at that time.
The first time I saw you, my heart was like boiling water to make red wine, and I felt a faint excitement. Life without you is like French fries without ketchup. I hope you can understand my heart.
This is a magical message. Starting from your 30th birthday, you can live a long life by reading on time at 0: 00 every night! See the 25550th time and it will take effect! 3 Common document channels
Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now look at your palm carefully. If you see a black spot, it means that you have been infected by bacteria. You need to flush your mobile phone with gasoline to kill bacteria. Pay attention to secrecy, I won't tell the average person!
Urgent notice: Polygamy will be resumed from now on, and those who remain monogamous two weeks later will be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than six months but not more than three years, and will be heavily fined. People are getting more and more stiff, their faces are getting yellow, they are as white as soybean milk, and their lips are like brown sugar. So far, I haven't met anyone, but I must pretend to be strong. When I meet a girl like a wolf, I meet a buddy-I'm still like that.
There was a sincere love that I didn't cherish, and I regretted it when I lost it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!
Information on major cases in the market is scattered, and the Municipal Public Security Bureau cracked a major mobile phone smuggling case. Your mobile phone is one of the names involved. Please bring your ID card and mobile phone invoice to our bureau for investigation immediately.
Frankly speaking, I like you very much. Your eyes, walking posture, happy expression, coquetry and even the way you sleep fascinate me! But what annoys me most is that you don't catch mice and you keep losing your hair! Your moon, my earth, will unswervingly take you away. I use my mobile phone to express my love and make a request for love. Please allow me to look at you affectionately and walk around hand in hand.
Promise me that no matter what happens, you will be calm. No matter what you do, you will make up your mind. No matter when and where, you will be optimistic and happy. No matter who you meet, don't tell him that you are mentally ill.
Now please touch your face and look at the mirror with a smile. If your skin is pink and your face is soft, it means you are healthy. Ok, this lecture on pig raising is over. 3 Common document channels
Dear mobile phone users, in order to keep you awake on April Fool's Day (1), we provide quick wisdom books as long as you insist on reading "RMB $ &；; You can learn it after ten times. In order to demand ransom, the thief dialed the Monkey King's mobile phone, and the prompt sounded: The other party has flown out of the service area! He asked Tang Priest: What's the date of Pig Bajie? Tang Priest: I sent a text message to it, and it was watching.
Dear users, the phone bill giving day held on February 5 was very successful and popular. In order to express our gratitude, a tongue twister competition will be held in the near future, with the slogan: 2, 5, 2, 5, Wang. Say it 25 times in a row, and the fastest person will get the free phone bill. 250 yuan, practice as soon as possible and check in.
Measure the window, bed, wall, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall.
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