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1, obstetrics and gynecology

The first part: 10 will be born in October. I hope the mother and son are safe.

Bottom line: one person goes in and two people come out to see the heroine.

Horizontal batch: It's really safe.

2. Radiology

Part one: Let her breasts be big and small, and only the heart and lungs are seen on the film.

Bottom line: No matter how beautiful or ugly you look, you look like a skeleton.

Horizontal batch: wear clothes or not.

3. Nephrology

Part I: Anterior urethra, posterior urethra, is it sick?

Descending: left kidney and right kidney, anuria, easy to lose.

Horizontal batch: the key is urine

4. Orthopedic surgery

The first part: non-carpenter, non-stonemason, saw a hammer at a time.

Part II: Is it a doctor? Is it a robber? Always tie your hands and feet.

Horizontal comment: knives and axes are affectionate.

5. Anesthesiology discipline

Part one: A needle can numb hands and feet.

Bottom line: Take a breath and you'll be unconscious immediately.

Horizontal criticism: as long as it doesn't hurt.

6. Urology

Part 1: Two pipes can lead to the sky or the water.

Bottom line: One knife exposes the root of life.

Horizontal criticism: Dayu's achievements

7. Hepatobiliary Department

Part one: Take care of your hero, you will be discouraged when you get here.

The second part: advise men, women and children not to be bad.

Horizontal batch: if it is broken, there will be no forensic doctor.

8. thoracic surgery

The first part: it is not necessarily heartless to dig out your heart.

The second part: draw blood, which makes me refreshed.

Horizontal criticism: people outside the chest are in charge of things inside the chest.

9. Otolaryngology

The first part: blazing with anger, who is good at observing birth, aging, illness and death.

Bottom line: two ears are downwind, and you often hear about right and wrong.

Horizontal batch: it must be clear.

10, Brain Surgery

The first part: open the brain to draw blood. Only a headache can be easily cured.

The bottom line is: control nerves along the sulcus, but thoughts are the hardest to guess.

Horizontal batch: open it and have a look

1 1, ICU department

The first part: severe rescue, showing the true colors of heroes.

Downlink: super care, but the charge is too expensive.

Horizontal batch: not expensive

12, Gastroenterology

Part I: Austrian nail cyanide can be used to make acid.

Bottom link: gastric antrum ball is easy to ulcer.

Horizontal batch: the right medicine

13, general surgery

The first part: People who often ask about diet are rectal people.

Bottom line: always warm and cold, no nails.

Horizontal criticism: Did you fart?

14, Pediatrics

The first part: a cry, two troubles and three heats, the villain tripped over the adults.

Downward: seven floors and eight floors, the extra bed exceeds the main bed.

Horizontal criticism: just too busy

15, respiratory department

The first part: phlegm in the throat, dry singing and wet singing together

Bottom link: upper lung inflammation, pus, phlegm, blood and phlegm.

Horizontal criticism: dyspnea

16, infectious diseases department

I am always afraid of communication and trouble.

Bottom line: Still isolated and at ease.

Horizontal approval: talk to you another day

17, Oncology Department

The first part: Life is ups and downs, and it is common for heroes to cry.

Bottom line: there is no dispute in the world, and doctors have feelings.

Horizontal criticism: man can conquer nature.

18, Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine

The first part: Ask western European countries who know how to dispel cold and relieve exterior syndrome.

Bottom line: Poor Oriental magic, only tonifying kidney and strengthening yang.

Horizontal batch: It is no longer a treasure.

19, Department of Cardiology

The first part: the people who handle things have seven hearts and eight minds and are exquisite.

Bottom line: being a man can be calm and don't think too much.

Horizontal batch: is there medicine for heart disease?

20. Hematology Department

The first part: anemia leads to losses, and one red, two white and three small boards lose money. The whole system is simplified.

Bottom line: Check for fever, seven blood, eight urine and nine bone marrow, and the result is a cold.

Horizontal criticism: joking

2 1, Endocrinology Department

Part I: There is sugar in urine, not waste, but diabetes.

Bottom line: there is a god in the eyes, not beautiful but hyperthyroidism.

Horizontal criticism: just these two diseases ()

22. Neurology

Part one: crazy, stupid, stupid, stupid.

Part II: Confused paralysis, flaccid intracranial hemorrhage

Horizontal criticism: it's hard to be confused

Hospital couplets

Part I: Apricot hair of Xinglin.

Bottom line: The Four Seasons of Orange Well

Part I: Good Doctors and Good Faces

Bottom line: using drugs as soldiers

Part I: Improving medical quality

Downstream: improving people's health

Part I: The patient is undergoing surgery in the hospital.

Downward: Only by seeking overseas teleportation.

The first part: the magic prescription to heal the wounded and rescue the dying

Bottom line: Help the poor and envy the good doctors.

The first part: Hao Di wins virtue in Changtiantian.

Bottom line: The only way to save the sages and help the world.

The first part: using magical technology to eliminate diseases.

Bottom line: enthusiastically help the wounded and dying.

Part I: Go to the hospital at any time and see a doctor at any time.

Bottom line: Knock at midnight and open at midnight.

Part I: Inheriting the medical heritage of the motherland.

Part II: Improving people's health

Part I: Learning Chinese and Western knowledge is nothing worth living.

The bottom line is: there are many things that can help the world inside and outside.

The first part: learning Chinese medicine and folk medicine storage garden.

Bottom line: Life has been full of almond trees since its heyday.

The first part: The body is deliberately almond-shaped and heavy.

Bottom line: Gongyi's medical industry is famous for orange wells.

Part One: The industry is good at three generations of Qi Huang Lize in a hundred years.

Downlink: The source of outflow in learning and participation has always been Wanquan.

The first part: who will sink all his life and apply yin and yang to sanctify?

Part II: How many people speak out for their sufferings so that they can join the magic pill?

Part 1: Why am I never old?

Bottom line: I hope people will not be born with all diseases.

The first part: combine Chinese and western benevolence to eliminate the waste of peach employees

Bottom line: hard work, spring breeze, rain and Xinglin company

Part one: The taste of medicinal materials is bitter, sweet, salty and bitter.

Part II: Doctors' medical ethics are oriented to workers, peasants, soldiers and businessmen.

The first part: the four methods of seeing, hearing, asking and cutting are used to identify various diseases.

Bottom line: A wonderful note about plants, insects and fish dispelled a decade of worries.

Part I: Compassion helps the world and revives thousands of chronic diseases.

Part II: Hospitals have good prescriptions to carry in and out.

Part I: There are many medicines in the bag, but no herbs are used up.

Bottom line: selfless medical ethics, often willing to take medicine from all over the world.

The first part: Shennong has the skill of teaching the world to quit addiction.

Bottom line: The industry is good at distinguishing Huang's career.

The first part: the white warrior's wonderful hands and heart get rid of malnutrition

The second part: silver needle herbs barefoot doctors show wizards

Part one: The spirit of the Red Cross is always there.

The second part: Bethune's demeanor will last forever.

The first part: saving lives, rejuvenating youth and achieving miracles.

Bottom line: exorcise evil spirits, protect health, help the world, offer sincerity, offer sincerity.

The first part: Try your best to treat the disease, which has gone beyond the rebirth of Bian Que.

Bottom line: Careful dissection often involves Hua Tuo's bone scraping.

The first part: Prescribing prescriptions for diseases, eliminating epidemics and treating diseases.

Bottom line: the right medicine has brought the doctor back to life.

Part I: Alpine Chinese medicine collected in spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Downlink: East, West, North and South are diligent in treating others in the world.

Part one: selfless medical ethics, often willing to take medicine from the atlas.

Bottom line: Shennong has a surgical reason to disperse the world and get rid of the sink.

The first part: Skillful at distinguishing yellow drugs and sweeping away thousands of miles of fog

The second part: The artistic biographies "Lu Bian" and "Golden Needle Breaking the Cloud".

Part I: Although there is no Liu Ruan's "Meeting the Immortals",

The bottom line is: it is only useful to help the world.

The first part: treating diseases and saving lives; Bian Que's rebirth is a magical hand.

Bottom line: The secret recipe of Gaodan pill powder can be rejuvenated if it is properly mixed.

The first part: Heal the wounded and rescue the dying, and carry forward the humanitarian spirit.

Part II: Who will be devastated in life?

Part I: Herbal silver needles are on call to practice medicine for the public.

Bottom line: Dan Xin's skillful hands ensure people's health, fine diagnosis and fine treatment.

The first part: cut three levels, distinguish between yin and yang, promote China, cut thieves and learn from Zhongjing.

Bottom line: It's precious to be familiar with the methods of combining reality with reality, saving the weak and helping the strong.

The first part: Wisdom diagnoses all kinds of diseases, and every family enjoys it and is willing to help the people get rid of their suffering.

The second part: the wonderful hand dispels the three disasters and is willing to send happiness to the public.

The first part: the embodiment of the four modernizations policy of TCM.

The second part: Western medicine and internal and external heavy drilling science have more life experience.

The first part: open a mansion, set up an enchantment, stay in Zidu and resurrect.

Bottom line: Shi fesr's attack on the medicine stone hanging pot is to seize the hearts of the living and save the world.

Couplets about hospitals

Part I: Observing Emotion and Emotion from Pulse and Passing Pathology

Bottom line: prescribe medicine to eliminate the root cause.

The first part: A white heart is called a wonderful hand, which rejuvenates all diseases.

Bottom line: A panacea can save thousands of people by treating intractable diseases with high technology and fine arts.

Part One: Dan Xin can cure diseases and relieve pain.

Bottom line: A magic hand can bring the dead back to life.

The first part: Dan Xin's wonderful hand to remove solid diseases

Part II: Herbal silver needles are available.

I hope there are no patients in the ward.

Downstream: I don't know the empty medicine box in the warehouse.

Part I: Hope that people will always be the key.

Part II: Why not be poor alone?

Part I: Exploring the treasure house of traditional Chinese medicine.

Bottom line: protect people's health

The first part: The red heart runs through the medical network.

Downward: Walk barefoot through the door of farmers.

The first part: a gold needle makes a good hand.

Bottom line: White clothes are pregnant with Dan Xin.

The first part: Saving lives, Dan Xin dedicated himself to the Party.

Part II: Eliminating disasters and diseases, and rejuvenating.

The first part: Open the operation and get rid of the patient silently.

The bottom line is: a good doctor has the ability to save people in danger.

Part I: Good Doctors and Good Faces

Bottom line: using drugs as soldiers

Part I: Blind women watch the sun with herbs.

The second part: dumb acupuncture sings the national anthem.

The first part: the white warrior's wonderful hands and heart get rid of malnutrition

The second part: silver needle herbs barefoot doctors show wizards

The first part: Rejuvenation with wonderful hands and cure all diseases.

Bottom line: A panacea saves the world and thousands of people.

The first part: the wonderful prescription of acupuncture for treating all diseases.

Bottom line: The heart is skilled and healthy.

Part I: Resurrection

Bottom line: Turn every misfortune into good luck.

The first part: treating all diseases with skillful hands.

Bottom line: Red hearts warm thousands of families.

The first part: Get rid of the false and keep the true, and inherit the heritage of traditional Chinese medicine.

Part II: Heal the wounded and rescue the dying, and carry forward the humanitarian spirit.

Part I: People have strange diseases.

Bottom line: the secret recipe of hospital collection

Part One: Cross-medicine chest, shoulder and back

Bottom line: all kinds of diseases have been removed.

Part I: Every hand in the world is full of difficulties.

Bottom line: a good doctor in the history of the world

Part I: Physical fitness is far away from me.

The bottom line is: a kind and wonderful hand wishes Kang Jun.

The first part: seeing, listening and asking, four methods are good at distinguishing all diseases.

Bottom line: plants, insects and fish, a wonderful note eliminates ten years of troubles.

Part one: I am here, Hua Tuo, and now I am reincarnated.

Part II: Bian Que was reborn in our hospital.

The first part: Modern Langzhong Dynasty Bian Que.

Part II: Today's medicine Gao Shengdan.

Part I: Medicinal materials, with bitter taste, sweet taste and bitter taste.

The second part: medical ethics of doctors, learning business for workers, peasants and soldiers.

Part One: The Industry is Good at Distinguishing Huang's Centennial Career

Downlink: The source of outflow in learning and participation has always been Wanquan.

The first part: a little spiritual understanding and a simple question.

Bottom line: full of medical skills for the people

Part I: Selfless medical ethics often makes the whole world take medicine.

Bottom line: Shennong has the skill to teach the world to get rid of destruction.

The first part: medical ethics of selfless diagnosis in the shop

Bottom line: Shennong has the ability to rule Zhongzhou.

The first part: Medical ethics is for the country and the people, and Dan Xin can cure diseases and relieve pain.

Bottom line: save the world, save the soul, and a wonderful hand can bring back the dead.

Shanglian: medical cooperation, serving patients wholeheartedly

Downlink: China and the West join hands to create good deeds.

Part I: The hospital has a good prescription to carry in and out.

Bottom line: there are many medicines in the bag, but there is no shortage of grass.

Part one: silver needles travel thousands of miles.

Part II: Drugs dispel the fog.

Part I: It aims to deliver medicine to the living.

Bottom line: the heart is helping the world.

The first part: treating diseases and saving lives; Bian Que's rebirth is a magical hand.

Bottom line: The secret recipe of Gaodan pill powder can be rejuvenated if it is properly mixed.

Part one: drilling medical treasure house

Bottom line: a good way to help the world

The first part: let her breasts be big and small, and only her heart and lungs are seen on the film.

Bottom line: No matter how beautiful or ugly you are, you are a skeleton.

Horizontal batch: wear clothes or not.

The first part: 10 will be born in October. I hope the mother and son are safe.

Bottom line: one person goes in and two people come out to see the heroine.

Horizontal batch: It's really safe.

Part I: Anterior urethra, posterior urethra, is it sick?

Descending: left kidney and right kidney, anuria, easy to lose.

Horizontal batch: the key is urine

The first part: non-carpenter, non-stonemason, saw a hammer at a time.

Part II: Is it a doctor? Is it a robber? Always tie your hands and feet.

Horizontal comment: knives and axes are affectionate.

Part one: A needle can numb hands and feet.

Bottom line: Take a breath and you'll be unconscious immediately.

Horizontal criticism: as long as it doesn't hurt.

Part 1: Two pipes can lead to the sky or the water.

Bottom line: One knife exposes the root of life.

Horizontal criticism: Dayu's achievements

Part one: Take care of your hero, you will be discouraged when you get here.

The second part: advise men, women and children not to be bad.

Horizontal batch: if it is broken, there will be no forensic doctor.

The first part: it is not necessarily heartless to dig out your heart.

The second part: draw blood, which makes me refreshed.

Horizontal criticism: people outside the chest are in charge of things inside the chest.

The first part: blazing with anger, who is good at observing birth, aging, illness and death.

Bottom line: two ears are downwind, and you often hear about right and wrong.

Horizontal batch: it must be clear.

The first part: open the brain to draw blood. Only a headache can be easily cured.

The bottom line is: control nerves along the sulcus, but thoughts are the hardest to guess.

Horizontal batch: open it and have a look

The first part: severe rescue, showing the true colors of heroes.

Downlink: super care, but the charge is too expensive.

Horizontal batch: not expensive

Part I: Austrian nail cyanide can be used to make acid.

Bottom link: gastric antrum ball is easy to ulcer.

Horizontal batch: the right medicine

The first part: People who often ask about diet are rectal people.

Bottom line: always warm and cold, no nails.

Horizontal criticism: Did you fart?

The first part: a cry, two troubles and three heats, the villain tripped over the adults.

Downward: seven floors and eight floors, the extra bed exceeds the main bed.

Horizontal criticism: just too busy

The first part: phlegm in the throat, dry singing and wet singing together

Bottom link: upper lung inflammation, pus, phlegm, blood and phlegm.

Horizontal criticism: dyspnea

I am always afraid of communication and trouble.

Bottom line: Still isolated and at ease.

Horizontal approval: talk to you another day

The first part: Life is ups and downs, and it is common for heroes to cry.

Bottom line: there is no dispute in the world, and doctors have feelings.

Horizontal criticism: man can conquer nature.

The first part: Ask western European countries who know how to dispel cold and relieve exterior syndrome.

Bottom line: Poor Oriental magic, only tonifying kidney and strengthening yang.

Horizontal batch: It is no longer a treasure.

The first part: the people who handle things have seven hearts and eight minds and are exquisite.

Bottom line: being a man can be calm and don't think too much.

Horizontal batch: is there medicine for heart disease?

The first part: anemia leads to losses, and one red, two white and three small boards lose money. The whole system is simplified.

Bottom line: Check for fever, seven blood, eight urine and nine bone marrow, and the result is a cold.

Horizontal criticism: joking

Part I: There is sugar in urine, not waste, but diabetes.

Bottom line: there is a god in the eyes, not beautiful but hyperthyroidism.

Horizontal criticism: just these two diseases

Part one: crazy, stupid, stupid, stupid.

Part II: Confused paralysis, flaccid intracranial hemorrhage

Horizontal criticism: it's hard to be confused

Classic hospital couplet daquan

The first part: processing medicinal materials, and tasting sweet and sour.

Part II: Deliberating medical theory.

The first part: coming back to life, Hua Tuo's reincarnation.

The bottom line: Bian Que is reborn in every disaster.

The first part: To heal the wounded and rescue the dying, Dan Xin dedicated himself to the Party.

The second part: eliminating disasters and rejuvenating diseases.

The first part: Lin Chunnuan, the hometown of Orange Jing Quan.

Bottom line: Zhitian Road Runpeng Island is full of flowers.

The first part: green mountains and green rivers, Huatuo has technology.

The second part: The rebirth of Spring Breeze Willow Bian Que.

Shanglian: Go through mountains and rivers to find prescriptions and collect herbs

Downlink: Village by village to treat diseases and injuries.

Part one: I am eager to smell the hand of revival.

Bottom line: Help the world in the form of heat and cold.

Part one: There are countless living people who have learned Chinese and Western knowledge.

The bottom line is: there are many things that can help the world inside and outside.

The first part: the industry died after Shennong elixir.

The second part: Bian Que's wonderful rejuvenation is amazing.

Part one: Saving lives is like spring breeze.

Bottom line: Curing the disease is like the appearance of Bian Que.

Part I: Shoushishou, Xinglin and Man Chun.

Bottom line: orange Jing Quan fragrance is medicine and medicine

The first part: the performer is sincere and has the law.

Bottom line: Advantages and disadvantages can be adjusted in many ways.

Part One: A good doctor and a good doctor, Dan Xin, are recorded in history.

Bottom line: Help people and the world, and get addicted.

Part I: Acupuncture and Moxibustion Treat Diseases of Li Group.

Bottom line: Qin Xin Jian Dan guarantees everyone's health.

Part I: If you have any suggestions, please open an account.

The second part: Look at my skillful dragon tooth extraction.

The first part: the ambition to explore personal secrets

Part II: Aim to climb the medical peak.

Part one: Asking questions and expecting to hear them is a real prescription in clinic.

The second part: Gaodan Pill Powder is a wonderful prescription to get rid of diseases.

Part I: Learn Chinese and Western medicine and treat all diseases seriously.

Bottom line: The enthusiasm of medical experts at home and abroad has warmed thousands of people.

Part I: Doctor-patient cooperation.

Downlink: China and the West join hands to create good deeds.

Part I: Conquering chronic diseases by combining traditional Chinese and western medicine.

Bottom line: the old and the new climb to the top hand in hand.

The first part: Observe the viscera and relieve the patient's pain.

Bottom link: cleverly manage the patient's spring return from skeletal muscle

Part One: It's not just Bian Que that came back to life.

Part II: Saving lives. Please look at today's Hua Tuo.

The first part: medical colleagues devote themselves to getting rid of the disease.

Downlink: China and the West unite to protect health together.

Part one: A secret recipe can make everyone live longer.

Bottom line: Drugs without herbs can cure all diseases and restore youth.

The first part: worry about children, care about illness, and do good deeds.

Bottom line: people are eager to rejuvenate, and their medical skills are high ()

The first part: make an alchemy every morning and evening, and paraquat is valuable.

Bottom line: Compassion helps the world and rejuvenates thousands of chronic diseases.

The first part: Try your best to treat the disease, which has gone beyond the rebirth of Bian Que.

Bottom line: Careful dissection often involves Hua Tuo's bone scraping.

Part I: Alpine Chinese medicine collected in spring, summer, autumn and winter.

Downlink: East, West, North and South are diligent in treating others in the world.

The first part: Prescribing prescriptions for diseases, eliminating epidemics and treating diseases.

Bottom line: the right medicine has brought the doctor back to life.