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Ask for help from a fairy tale in which a toad eats swan meat.
There is no swan meat that you can't eat, only a toad that can't figure out a way.

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Eight ways for toads to eat swan meat:

First, violent. Recommended index, Samsung; Practical index, two stars.

As strong as a bullfrog, it is recommended to those who poison the sword frog. Toads that eat mosquitoes and are eaten by snakes should be used with caution and can be used as exercise.

Second, technical. Recommended index, Samsung and a half; Practical index, two and a half stars.

Concentrate on exercise, learn with an open mind, learn jumping ability from fleas, and ask leopards for feeding skills. Develop invincible terror muscles and raise toad's explosive power to the limit. The disadvantage is that the strong super toad may become an eagle's lunch after jumping into the sky, or it may fall on a stone with incomplete bones, long period and great loss.

Third, the type of intelligence. Recommended index, four stars; Practical index, one star.

Strive to improve the brain capacity, study the laws of nature, maximize the application of existing conditions, and approach and destroy swans as much as possible.

Fourth, evolutionary type. Recommended index, four and a half stars, practical index, five stars!

Breeding offspring crazily and spreading them to every corner of the universe, waiting for their evolution, the animal age entered the post-toad era. Different species will evolve in different environments, and the most suitable person to pounce on swans needs to have "eagle eyes, wolf ears, bear strength, leopard speed and human shameless". After 90 million years, choose the best to hunt swans.

Fifth, take the type. Recommended index, five stars! Practical index, one star.

Pursue Mr. Lu Xun's theory of holding weapons, buy weapons from humans, and humans send technicians to guide training. The advantage is that it takes effect quickly, and if it can be mastered, it will be great; The disadvantage is that toad is too stupid to learn.

6. Vulture (scavenger) type. Recommended index, half star; Practical index, five and a half stars!

Send toad detection teams around the world to closely track the movements of swans and register all swans by number. For the elderly and frail swans, send a pair of clam (toad) troops to track and report their whereabouts at any time. After the swan died, its position was confirmed immediately, and a "swan eating task force" was dispatched to the scene.

Seven, color lure type. Recommended index, five stars; Practical index, three and a half stars.

Send a team of mature toads to escort a giant toad to South Korea for plastic surgery, and then send a team of toads to collect swan feathers. Dress the toad after plastic surgery as a female swan and put it on the only way for swans. Then send a third team of toads to set up precision devices. Then wait for the toad to cure the swan. This method can only deal with male swans, and the effect is better in spring.

Eight, profiteer type. Recommended index, ten stars; Practical index, ten stars.

Sort out and kill some toads, wash and peel them and pretend to be frog meat. Toad, who sent fairy tales, sent meat to the game house in exchange for a small amount of swan meat. If the dispatched toad is good at human language, it can be asked to replace the cooked swan meat to prevent the meat from flying into its mouth.