Wife; How much does plastic surgery cost?

The beautician replied, I'm afraid it's hard for me to answer at once.

The wife said,' Why?

The beautician replied; "Because of you, all places need plastic surgery.

Bajie went to Korea for plastic surgery and became a handsome boy. Go to the ballroom to find beautiful women. After the passion, Bajie asked the beauty, Do you know how ugly I used to be? I am Pig Bajie. The beauty is frightened: second brother, I am Lao Sha!

A woman had an accident and saw God when she was saved. God said you could live for 50 years, so the woman woke up and went for plastic surgery at once, but she was hit and died after going out. He asked God angrily: Didn't you say I could live for 50 years? God smiled apologetically: Sorry, I didn't recognize you-