Cheating routine questions and answers. Now there are more and more questions about some prank routines, and they accidentally fall into someone else's pit. But when friends play, they can use some standard questions to ease the embarrassment. Let's take a look at the deception routine.

Quiz 1 1, I ask you a question, and you just need to answer whether you know it or not.

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Does your family know that you are so stupid?

No, I know, I know, I don't know.

2. Are you my best friend?

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I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends.

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3. What are you doing?

I am chatting with the most beautiful woman in the world.

I'm sorry to say that.

But she hasn't answered me yet, so I have to talk to you.

Honey, I started to lose weight today.

What's the matter, baby

Afraid that you will abandon me in the future

Then I have to throw it away, too

I had a dream last night.

What did you dream?

I dreamed about you. Get up in the morning, my pants are wet.

Have a spring dream again

Dreaming that you took off your makeup scared me to wet my pants.

6, the wife will sing auspicious Sambo?

Yes

Shall we sing together?

okay

You start first.

dad

alas

7. What does it mean that there are roaring dogs in the sky and gods under it?

I am a dog.

8. Say yes,,, ten times.

Are you different from a pig? Quick answer

not have

9. Let me ask you a question. What is a pig, sheep, dog or pig?

alas

pig

alas

10, do you usually wipe your ass with your left hand or right hand after going to the toilet?

Use your right hand.

We all use paper.

1 1. I lost ten knives, two and several others.

Baba (dad)

12, honey, do you like playing with water?

I like it.

Then wash the dishes.

13, wife, don't be angry.

Let me learn to bark for you.

Why are you so good?

Why are you so good?

14, I'll give you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig.

I'm not a pig.

Look, you forgot.

Deception routine Q&A 2 What is deception routine?

1, "Would you like to be my sun?" "I do." "Then please keep 92955886 and 7 kilometers with me."

2. Baby, huh? Baby, what's wrong? I am your tree.

Don't be angry, wife. I will bark for you like a dog. Why are you so good?

4. What do you think of boys painting their nails? Are you a good girl?

Are you my best friend? I just watched TV and said that dogs are man's best friends.

6. What are you doing? I chatted with the most beautiful woman in the world and said that she was embarrassed, but she never answered me, so I had to talk to you.

7. Do you match a key for three yuan and a key for ten yuan? What do you deserve? How many do you deserve?

8. Say yes ten times. ,,, What's the difference between drinking pigs? Answer no quickly.

9. Let me ask you a question. What is a pig, sheep, dog or pig?

10, I'll show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a pig. I am not a dog. Listen, you forgot.

Pick up hot chicks's Daily Love Story

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Without permission,,,,, "

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"I especially like you without authorization."

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"I want to fight you in bed."

"I'll sleep with you if you win, and I'll sleep with me if you lose."

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"Remember, I haven't slept at this point."

"Just thinking about you."

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"Every catty of meat on my body."

"Everyone is thinking about you."

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"I can't get wet when I think about you."

"Really?"

"I'm not just talking about eyes."

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"Sunny, cloudy, rainy, every day you are here."

"It's all wonderful."

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"Why can't you sleep?"

"The moonlight is too sultry for you."

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"Why hasn't my order come yet?"

"What do you have?"

"I kind of like you."

Chat with other people's jokes

1, Q: How can my boyfriend reply when he says "I'm drunk"?

A: The opportunity to turn over has finally come: drink plenty of hot water.

2. Q: How can I get rid of myself when I am flirting and laughing?

Did you send photos to your friends?

3. Q: Why does a white hair grow ten?

A: Because brunette found that her relatives around her were uprooted, her face turned white with fear.

4. Q: My girlfriend said, "Let's be apart for a while". How to break it? . .

Well, then remember to come back.

5. Q: What are the exciting moments for women?

A: Forget it, I won't buy it.

Trick and answer 3 1, "Why did you tamper with my things", "What did I do to you" and "My heart"

2. "Do you know what you are in my heart?" "What is it?" "My future mother"

3. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "No" "She lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."

4. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "Ah?" "You hit my heart."

5. "Why did you hurt me?" "Harm you what?" "I like you so much!"

6.i want to tell you something. Oh, I'm moving. " "Where to?" "Move in ... in your heart."

7. "My heart hurts a little", "What's the matter" and "Because you are stuck in my heart"

8. "I always feel that I have seen you somewhere", "Where" and "On my marriage certificate"

9. "Do you know what is good about yourself?" "Which is better?" "Being my girlfriend is just right."

10, "You dropped something" and "What is it?" "You held out your hand and you put me down."

1 1, "I think you look like a pig" and "What do you look like?" "the apple of my eye"

12, "I hesitated for several days, and finally decided to flip a coin. I will hold my head high and confess to you." "What if the back is facing up?" "Turn it over."

13, when I'm in a bad mood, I laugh when I think about it, and it's good to have you.

14, "By the way, I told you that I had a nightmare last night", "What nightmare" and "A dream without you is a nightmare"

15, "I want to be your shoes" and "Why?" "Because I want to walk with you all my life."

16, "You are too bad", "I have been poisoned by you", "Please repent and come back to me"

17, "Can you help me imitate the woodpecker?" "How to imitate? I won't. " "Just imagine my face as a tree!"

18, "I think of a song when I see you" "What song?" "Like you"

19, "Why did you hurt me?" "ah? When did I harm you? " "You make me like you so much!"

20. "Good things like to share with others", "But better things just want to hide" and "like you"

2 1, "Do you smell anything?" "No" "How come the air is sweet when it comes out?"

22. "Will you like me?" "No" "Do you want me to teach you?"

23. "You have something on your face" "No, where? What is it? " "With my eyes"

24. "Be my girlfriend", "My fingers are long" and "My tongue can lick my nose"

25. "There are 100 kinds of sweet ways", "What are they", "Eat sugar and cake and miss you 98 times a day"

26. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" "Monkeys have tails and I don't?" "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."

27. "How strange!" "What's the matter?" "Why is the air so sweet where you are?"

28. "How long have you been single?" "From birth to now" "I'm sorry to have kept you waiting"

29. "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I like staring at you."

30. "I think I was a carbonated drink in my last life." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was always bubbling with joy."

3 1, "I'm drowning" and "huh?" "I'm in love with you and I can't get rid of it."

32. "You look very much like one of my relatives." "Who do you like?" My mother's son-in-law.

33. "I really want to hold you from behind", "smell your body" and "put your chin on your shoulder and fall asleep"

Your legs must be very tired. Why? Because you've been running around in my head all day.

35. "Can you guess whether I like sunny days or rainy days?" Sunny Days and Wrong, I like having you every day.

36. "Do you prefer sunny, cloudy or rainy days?" "I like sunny days. What about you? " "I like having you every day."

37. "My childhood dream was to be a scientist." "What about now?" "I just want to have a family with you now."

38. "Did your mother teach you to reciprocate?" "Yes," "In fact, I like you, which has something to do with you.