Below are two animal joke stories I compiled. Mosquitoes play a very important role. These two stories are Toad and Mosquito’s Wedding Night and Animals Are More Talented

Animal Joke Story: The Wedding Night of Toad and Mosquito

The toad and the mosquito got married. When they were sleeping at night, the mosquito stroked the pitted skin of the toad and said: "You have to go for skin beauty and plastic surgery quickly. You Judging from the bags on your body, outsiders might think it was me who stung you. ?

2. The ant and the elephant were getting married. The elephant discussed with the ant: "Should we not have a banquet?"

The ant asked: "Why?"

The elephant looked at the guest list in a thick book and said: "Your family has too many relatives!"

The ant snorted and said: "Our relatives What's the matter? There are so many relatives in our family who can't eat as much as one relative in your family. ?

Animal jokes and stories. Animals are more talented.

The fly went to the hospital to register. The doctor asked: "Where do you feel uncomfortable?" The mosquito replied: "Doctor, I have gastrointestinal discomfort!" The doctor asked again: "What did you eat yesterday?" The fly sighed and said: "Don't mention it! I always drank before." O blood type, yesterday I suddenly had a whim and drank a few sips of type A and B! Doctor: You are not sick at all, just go home and recuperate! The fly said helplessly: Doctor, just give me a few boxes of laxatives Well, I am really sick, at least I am acclimatized!?

A cat caught a mouse and was about to kill it when the mouse suddenly spoke: Brother Cat , please let me go. I will tell you a big secret! The cat asked: What secret? Tell me quickly! The mouse said: I found that your wife’s relationship with so-and-so is abnormal! If you let me go, I will tell you it is who. The cat was very angry and gave the mouse a hard bite: "Young man, you still dare to lie to me, I have been divorced for several years!"

The eagle led the eaglet to practice flying. After hitting a tree several times, the little eagle refused to practice anymore. The eagle patiently enlightened the little eagle:

?Child, don’t give up! Didn’t you see the book said, how can you see a rainbow without going through wind and rain! How can you succeed without going through failure!? The little eagle replied:? Mom, but the book I read said this: the braking system is unqualified and is not allowed on the road!?

At night, a mosquito carefully looked for its target outside the mosquito net. Suddenly, it saw a mosquito flying comfortably inside the mosquito net. It leaned over and asked flatteringly: "You are really capable! You can fly into such a strong net. Can you tell me how you got in? Inside the mosquito net." The mosquito replied: Okay, this is very simple, but you have to tell me how you escaped?

The mice gathered together for the annual campaign meeting. The old leader said: I am about to retire, and we must elect a competent new leader today! But one thing must be resolved first, that is, the big tabby cat at the door is too powerful and has hurt many of our brothers. Whoever has the ability to drive away the big tabby cat, we will choose him as the new leader!? Upon hearing this, several young and strong mice immediately became excited and rushed to settle the score with the big tabby cat. The old leader was secretly proud: "Great, we have lost a few competitors!"

A little bird was catching a dragonfly. The dragonfly was too fast, and it took a long time to catch it. The little bird gasped and said: "I admire you so much. Your flying ability is great! However, you also have shortcomings, that is, you can't stay in the air!" The dragonfly said proudly: "What's so difficult about this?" Look at me!? After saying that, it really stopped in the air. The little bird saw the right opportunity, rushed up, and ate the dragonfly in one bite. He said proudly: "If I hadn't known you knew this trick, I really wouldn't have been able to catch you!"

Moth I was lying on a light bulb to keep warm when I suddenly saw a gecko approaching it. The moth asked in horror: "What are you here for?" The gecko replied lazily: "Like you, I am here to keep warm!" The moth asked: "Are you really here to keep warm?" The gecko replied: "Don't worry. I didn't tell lies. Are you really here to keep yourself warm? The moth slowly relaxed its vigilance. Just when it was drowsy, the gecko suddenly jumped up and bit it. The moth struggled and said: "You are a big liar, you didn't tell the truth!" The gecko said seriously: "I didn't lie to you, I really came to keep warm! But I forgot to tell you, I also wanted to have a late night snack." !?

A seabird found a turtle on the beach and wanted to eat it, but could not peck its head. The turtle's shell was so strong that it couldn't be pecked open. The seabird said angrily: "You are so shameless! Why don't you just rely on the thick shell on your back to protect you? If you have the ability, you can turn over." , let me peck your belly!? The turtle thought, the shell on its own belly is just as hard, so it is better to let it peck you twice, so as to give up this idea as soon as possible. So, with the help of the seabirds, the turtle tried his best to turn over.

The seabird didn't peck it, but said with a proud smile: Haha! You fell into the trap! Look at how you turned over, I don't believe the sun can't kill you!?