As the whole company celebrates New Year's Day, I'd like to take this opportunity to wish you good health, happy family and all the best.
Good evening, distinguished guests, friends, ladies and gentlemen!
Who are you? Come here to make trouble!
B: I'm Xiao Yan.
Xiaoyan, where are you?
I'm Xiaoyan from Chen Xing Design Institute.
This is from Chen Xin Design Institute. I see. I see. Aren't you still involved in the construction of big projects? What are you doing here?
B: Isn't today the New Year's Day party? I'm here to give you a performance.
Hey, I didn't see it. Not only do you design well, but you can also perform programs. Chen Xin's employees are really versatile!
B, that's, that's, that's, that's, the program is good, and you need beautiful women to accompany you. (Looking around) Do you think you can do it?
Answer, otherwise. . . Just try it. What are you performing?
B, how about a simple one, a pair of springs?
A: Double spring? Do you double yellow have high demands on actors? Do you know what a double reed is?
I really don't know. Then tell me what a double reed is.
A: Double spring, that is, "two yellow eggs".
B: Huh? What a mess.
A: I'm just kidding. In fact, in simple terms, the double reed means that one person talks in the back and one person plays in the front. You can't say what you want to do, and you can't do it if you say it, so you can "teach by example."
B: After listening to what you have said, I dare say that these two reeds are very knowledgeable. Why don't we give you a performance?
Well, how about giving it a try? You talk in the back and I'll play in the front.
B: OK, clap your hands then, and let's begin.
A: (Applause in the chair)
B: Lao Huang, I am 33 years old and my weight has exceeded 330. Ask me why it's so heavy. This is because the unit in Chen Xin has a good policy to make me eat and drink more! I didn't comment on the food for dinner today before. It was really delicious. There are flying in the sky, running on the ground, frying, steaming and roasting, which makes my eyes blind. Regardless of him, I ate a mouthful of meat and soup, I ate a mouthful of meat and soup, I ate meat and soup.
A: Scratch when it itches!
No, you can't talk.
Ah, if I go down again, I'll be exhausted! Why don't we change? I said you play. Besides, how can a beautiful girl like me play a big fat man? It's bad for her image! No, we have to change.
B: Just change it. No one is afraid of anyone in this world, but I have to do it first.
1. A: Generally speaking, girls love to talk. Secondly, boys love to talk, but they don't like to talk. Only this time I said he would do it. Why aren't you ready? Let me see ... here we come. Let's have a look at his clothes. Oh, my God, Mom. ...
B: How about that? Very handsome.
You'd better not dress up.
What are you talking about? It's officially started this time.
A: You can carry out what I said, but you can't carry out what I said.
B: I'll play whatever you say. Only you can't say it. There's nothing I can't play.
A: Friends, at first, he had to listen to me. I told him to go east, but he was afraid to go west. I told him to chase the dog, but he didn't dare to drive the chicken away.
Why do you talk so much nonsense?
Answer: Hold your chest and abdomen, lift your hips and raise your head, then close your eyes, stretch out your right hand, bend upward at a 45-degree angle, stretch out your fingers, stretch back, open your mouth, put it in your mouth, bite, and bite hard.
Fuck you. I'm crazy. I- ...
Didn't you listen to me?
B: Whatever you say! Listen to you. I lost my hand.
A: Don't be angry! I just want to see if you can act. It's official now.
B: Come on.
A: Yes. I said the mountain is high and the water is long, crossing the Yalu River.
B: (Action) Hold your left hand high and wave your right hand forward. Walk to the left with your left leg.
A: It's that simple?
I don't understand. This is called the beauty of style and the beauty of language. Simple and clear, you can understand at a glance.
A: Then I said fly across the Pacific Ocean.
B: (Action) Spread your wings and fly.
3. A: Is this it?
Yes, here we are.
A: Hey! You can do it. Without further ado, let's get down to business-
Party A and Party B take their positions, and Party A indicates that Party B will begin to perform:
It is said that girls love to dress up when they are old. In fact, you don't even know that this boy likes to dress up when he is old. It's just that my dressing skills are not high enough, and I'm a little embarrassed, so I can't show my hand to everyone often. Today is a holiday, and my girlfriend has an appointment to meet. This is not a trivial matter, and we can't be careless. It will take me 12 minutes. I will use all the tricks I learned when I secretly watched other girls dress up. I will dress up so that we can become beautiful, too. Do it quickly while no one is around. Wash your face, left and right, left and right, left and right, up and down, up and down, up and down.
B: "I quit. It's not like jeans or rag movies. Almost washed out. What are you dressed like this for? "
Answer: "Stop washing, stop washing and start combing your hair".
This kind of hair is very important for combing. Combed, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, that beautiful, oh, oh, don't mention it. In a word, we should take it seriously.
Hairstyle design is the key. The hairstyle is changing too fast now, which is really dazzling. Just after the "wave stop", the "explosions" rushed to the top of the head, left-handed, right-handed, left-handed, right-handed, large flowers and small shawls, colorful, curly hair, long hair, parties, dynamic, literary, modern, and the most popular is short hair romance.
B: I'm bald, so I can't see my girlfriend!
A:-Short hair and bald head, romantic.
Ding Ling Ling ... Hello!
Hello!
He Gong, Happy New Year!
Xiaoyanya
You say,
Well, our big projects need to be planned in advance. Do you think you can do it earlier? ...
Ah, I see. I have to go to work now, so you can wait for me there. Goodbye, He Gong!
Hey, let's work overtime. You have to brag when you meet a girlfriend!
(Stand up to go)
A: Blow, blow, I've been staring at you for a long time!