I close my eyes gently, but there are no tears to meet this occasion.

Who walked through the old days and put red makeup on the bride in memory?

The less times you jump your head, the less position I have in your heart.

If you have the courage to cut your hair short, you will feel that there is nothing to give up.

6. You will never understand how long it takes to forget the pain.

7. Love is a matter for two people. Why should I be alone?

8. You met someone. Then your life will change forever.

9. I only love memories and don't want to give up.

10, this city is destined to be busy, waiting for the end of prosperity and looking for a moment of peace.

1 1. The murderer lost the murder weapon, just like Cinderella lost her glass shoes.

12, I was only gentle for a while, and the dog ate me.

13, waiting for someone who doesn't love you is like waiting for a plane to dock.

14, I don't know how much time has passed and how many lives are left.

15, the heart is a mental journey, it is always difficult to find the end, hug.

Talk about mood phrases. Everyone has his moment of glory. Don't treat a moment as eternity.

First, the slow waiting makes people forget the original intention of waiting.

Second, now I have no ability, no power, no money, no appearance, no figure and nothing.

I love him, I am mean and selfish, but don't hurt him, ok?

People who believe that love is the only salvation in life deserve to be lonely.

I would rather be lonely than let anyone perfunctory me.

Is it hot? Well, the person you like will soon get cold.

I thought the hand I held was the end of time, and I thought the people who accompanied me would smile for a long time.

We know each other so well that you think it's okay to ignore me.

Nine, our relationship is not tired for a hundred years, okay?

I hate it when people think of me only when they need me most.

XI。 Dawn: I am young and frivolous, even reckless, but because I met you, I began to yearn for a long life.

Twelve, [black and blue is enough, why bother to shoot an arrow through the heart]

Thirteen, the most touching thing is that I think you were still there when people went to the empty building.

Fourteen, time is really not a thing, because it always leaves the best people for you at last.

15. I thought the hand I held was the end of time. I thought the people who accompanied me would laugh for a long time.

16. No matter whether I will get along with you or not in my life, please cherish the time of * * * because I will never see you again in the next life, whether I love it or not.

Seventeen, as long as I want to win, you are scum.

Don't make me laugh when I'm angry, you know I can't help it.

A special person is someone who says one word and you will feel different.

Twenty, you are also the author, why do you have to play a supporting role in other people's stories?

Twenty-one, I'm not alone. I have never been tough. Nobody needs to worry.

Twenty-two, love is touching and withdrawing your hand.

I don't know if the person who has been with me for a long time will leave, just as I don't know if you will be bored in a few years.

Twenty-four, too little touch, too little truth, too few friends, too few smiles.

Twenty-five, I want to take your good night and make my dream the most touching.

Twenty-six, why shout your voice, play the fool and be brave, like a supporting role who has lost the plot, show off ridicule?

Twenty-seven, I don't know which softhearted will hurt myself.

Twenty-eight, time is too cruel to kill me at a loss.

29. Meeting is better than not knowing that he exists in this world.

30. Time is like an earthquake. Let's get together while we are young and like flowers, and the road is long and Xiu Yuan is Xi.

Thirty-one, we will always stubbornly insist that we don't miss it, but we will always secretly wipe our tears behind the invisible people.

Thirty-two, don't ask who is off again.

33. His lies were so beautiful that they touched me.

Everyone has a glorious moment. Don't treat a moment as permanent.

Thirty-five, carefully plant flowers in the alley, count the world in full bloom, and think that you are back.

I'm not afraid of you leaving. What I'm afraid of is that you can't go back

Don't forget the people who have hurt you. After all, there are still many people who love you.

38. Every time I weigh myself, I feel my chest is getting fat again.

Thirty-nine, [love is almost within reach, but you hold it too tightly and think it is a right]

Forty, I was born a freak, and whoever is good to me is doomed to be hurt by me.

4 1. My love for you flooded in, but you ran away unprepared. I am a sinner, but I love you.

Forty-two, I just walked alone for so long and got used to being alone.

43. If time can get me into your heart, how long will it take? I'll wait.

Hello, I'm here to apply for an actor. I am good at monologues and passers-by.

Fish will die without water, but it will be clearer without fish.

46. My future child, tell me which is your father.

47. I like that smiling face.

Forty-eight, is it possible to forget you when your brain is turned upside down?

Cherish what we have. I can't afford to lose my life. Once we lose it, we will regret it.

Fifty, the better the relationship, the less people call each other names.

An interesting mood phrase for relaxing moments.

1. In the past, when the alarm clock rang, I often had the problem of patting it before going back to sleep, but since I put three mousetraps next to the alarm clock, my problem has been eradicated.

2. If Beethoven is the "father of symphony", does it mean that Beethoven's father is the "father of symphony"?

I have done many stupid things, but I don't care at all. Friends call it "confidence".

If Bill Gates can get one yuan every time he restarts his computer, he will be rich.

5. Experiment with two bugs. The one in the whiskey died, which proves that there are no bugs in the stomach when drinking whiskey.

6. Life is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4000 yuan from me, saying that he was going to have plastic surgery. As a result, he didn't even know what he had become, oh, 4,000 yuan.

7. Attention robbers: Our employees only know Spanish. Please be patient when grabbing, and you'd better bring an interpreter. Thank you.

I am the only bachelor in our village. Other men have had their vasectomies when they get married and have children. Doctor, you have to ligate me, too. I'm afraid that if a woman is pregnant, I can't bear the responsibility.

9. Tourist: Master, is that straw house over there a toilet? Monk: Except that thatched cottage, all the places are toilets.

10, if lawyers and politicians fall into the river at the same time, would you rather have coffee or go to the movies?

1 1. Reporter: According to a recent poll, people pay little attention to current events at home and abroad. Congressman, what do you think of this? Congressman: I don't care if I have opinions.

12. It would be funny if it didn't happen to me.

13, do you want to have a good set of teeth? Here are three lessons for you: first, rinse your mouth after meals and brush your teeth in the morning and evening; Second, go to the hospital for a dental examination every two years; Third, mind your own business. Personality signature in a bad mood

14, the hair is gone and dandruff is more prominent!

15, we always habitually think that the brain is the most important organ of the human body, but don't forget who made this judgment.

16. When listening to the lecture in the church, we should keep quiet. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

17, in order to improve the safety of the product, we decided to put a seal on the bottle cap of the coke bottle: Please open this end; Bottle bottom print: Please open the other end.

18, artificial intelligence and natural stupidity cannot be compared-because we advocate pure nature.

19, my father hit me twice today, the first time because I saw my two-point report card, and the second time because the report card was from his childhood.

20. If a person still laughs freely in the face of criticism, then he may have found a scapegoat.

I signed up for a weight-loss training class yesterday, and they asked me to wear loose clothes when training. How dare you? If there are loose clothes, I will report them.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat.

23. I am forgetful, so my wife often tells me not to take an umbrella when I go out in rainy days, so there are ten umbrellas at home now.

All men are created equal, except those who get married.

Yesterday, scientists did the latest research. One hundred people took part in the experiment. After drinking twenty bottles of beer, everyone becomes extremely talkative but lacks logic, prone to crying and irritability, impulsive, driving skills decline and weight gain. So scientists have come to the conclusion that beer contains trace amounts of estrogen!

Funny mood phrases in relaxed moments _ 1

1, the girl I like told me not to like her too seriously, just take advantage of it, okay.

2. At first, I was shocked to hear Jacky Cheung's You Are Poisonous: Hello, baldness, baldness, baldness, baldness. I wondered at that time which monk Lao Zhang had such a big holiday with, so there was no need to make up a song to curse.

3. I remember when I was in college, some girls reported to the school that some boys looked at the girls' dormitory with binoculars. Later, the college made a thorough investigation and also checked the girls' dormitory to show fairness. The final result is that boys found three binoculars, girls found more than 30 in the dormitory, and those with night vision had 10.

At the kindergarten party, the friend who announced the curtain call said loudly: Please enjoy the chorus "We are all human beings".

5. A school teacher collected slogans to protect flowers and plants, and a classmate blurted out: Step on my head today and plant it on your grave tomorrow.

6. Confucius' father was almost 70 years old when he was born, while Confucius' mother was only 17 years old. It seems that at the age of 70, I have to find a girl of 17 and have a Confucius.

7. There is a kind of person who will only be called a handsome boy when shopping in this life. I'm obviously not that kind of person, because no one says I'm handsome when I go shopping.

8. Is your shark fin real? Look at what you said, one fake is punished by ten! All right, let's have one. Ten minutes later, sir, here are eleven sets of fans you ordered.

9. Today, I went to the toilet to relieve myself. When I just squatted down to get ready to exert myself, it suddenly occurred to me that I had something to do. I'll pull it later. Then lift your pants and leave. Then I woke up. That was close. Pull back from the cliff

10, female spy I got the latest plan of General Dai Yang, and I also captured his son. Great! Where is it? We'll interrogate him right away. Don't! It will be born in ten months.

Teacher: Baker, why does the rocket run so fast? Baker: whose ass is on fire, don't run like hell!

12, a man courted Anonymous and played a song "Reflecting the Moon" on the erhu. Afterwards, the woman said: Erhu is not well played, but people look like blind A Bing!

13, hello everyone, I'm not very talkative. If there is any offense, you have the fucking guts to hit me!

14, you said you would accompany me for life. I was so stupid that I forgot to ask if it was this life or the next life.

15, whether two people are familiar with each other depends on the obscene degree of chatting.

16, if you really think the weather is too hot to stand, try telling the person you like, and soon your heart will cool down!

17, the first sentence of "Song of Macao" popular when Macao returned to China: You know Macao, that's not my real name, I always thought it was: a baked wheat cake, it's good not to eat me!

18, some people are good-looking, some people are ugly, and some people are in between. It's ugly.

19, it is said that when two men and one woman walk in the street, three people will feel like light bulbs.

20. My cousin asked me: Let me ask you a question. Is April Fool's Day a commemoration of Yugong moving mountains? Me:

2 1, sister, you sail at the bow, brother, I walk on the shore. It is said that 99% people can sing this lyric when they see it. If you are shot, please turn around.

22. I wanted to ask my mother to scratch my shoulder. As soon as I opened my mouth, I said, Mom, scratch my wings.

23, heartbeat law: If you kiss a woman, the heartbeat reaches 250, it must be first love. If the heart rate reaches 180, it must be cheating. The heartbeat reaches 120, so you must be in love. Heart rate reaches 80, that must be the wife. Heart rate reaches 30. It must be a dinosaur. If the heartbeat reaches 0, it must be a myocardial infarction.

24. The daughter said, "Dad, either hold me to tell a story or play with me. You must choose one." So the kind father chose to hold me and tell stories. After the story was finished, the daughter said with satisfaction, "Well, now we can play with toys." Dad asked why, and the little guy was full of confidence. "You chose the same thing, and of course I will choose the same thing."

25. I work in an IT company. Everyone inside knows that it is normal to work overtime and stay up late every day, and it is even more impossible. One weekend, everyone was busy all morning. At eleven o'clock, a colleague suddenly got up, dropped a word and rushed out. He said: You are busy. I'll be back when I get married.

26. The school holds a sports meeting, because there are few boys in the class, and every effort is made to attract people to participate. Ironically, a 200-kg roommate was assigned to take part in the triple jump. We were surprised when we knew that we were so fat. Can we jump into the pit? Who knows, my roommate has a well-thought-out plan, and smiled confidently and said to everyone, don't worry, there is a pit where I jump!