1. For the rest of my life, I will be thin and I will be rich. It’s me who has all the good things.

2. You are the most fond of me, but you are the only one who knows the least about praise.

3. There is no Jiang Zhishu who cannot be defeated, only Yuan Xiangqin who does not work hard.

4. When drinking honey water, I suddenly want to laugh. It’s so funny.

5. A woman may betray you, a brother may cheat on you, but mathematics cannot. If you don’t know math, you just don’t know it!

6. A lot of movies have been released recently. I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend. Anyone who has a good boyfriend can recommend them to me. < /p>

8. Dark circles are a sign of yesterday’s thoughts

9. I want to kiss the wind around me more, maybe one day it will blow on your face.

10. The dry mummy is not round at all!

11. With the waistcoat thread, I will change from a gummy bear to a hard bear Sugar, so I don’t know how to practice

12. Do you know the difference between you and Sha Seng? He is Sha Seng and you are called Sha Seng

13. Don’t envy others who are better than you Be mature, because along the way, they meet more bad people than you do.

14. There are two chickens at home, which lay an egg every day. During the Chinese New Year, the owner carefully observes which chickens are not laying eggs every day, and prepares to kill the chickens that do not lay eggs and eat them during the Chinese New Year. One chicken said to another chicken: There is really nothing I can do about Master B like this. How about I lay two eggs every day and give you one, husband.

15. When I saw someone asking whether I would invite my ex to the wedding, I was very moved. Why not first consider whether there is such a big venue? Let me tell you that I like you too today!

16. Life is long, just want to end slowly

17. When I have money, I will buy a bucket of instant noodles to eat, and I will just eat the noodle soup without drinking it, and just pour it out

18. To be satisfied in life, you must have all the fun, and to eat and drink indiscriminately must have all the fun.

19. After I die, I won’t care about the flood.

20. Today’s limited edition, I only use sugar and ice.

21. I heard that you need to be well-matched to fall in love. Is the prince here?

22. When I woke up in the morning, there was hair everywhere in the room, but no hair on my head

23. Due to personal reasons, I still remain obese this summer.

24. Life is not easy, little piggy sighs

25. In the past, cars and horses were very slow, and letters were only loved by one person in a lifetime. Now with the development of network technology, you can love fifty people a day.

26. Silence is golden, don’t even talk to me, I want to save money.

Twenty-seven. Live well and live until summer.

28. I asked Yanzi why you came? Yanzi said: Take care of yourself

29. When a man is angry, it is similar to setting off a cannon. Just sweep the floor and you'll be fine. When a woman is angry, it's just like the points on a membership card. It doesn't matter if you add a few points at a time, but when the points reach 100, you will be redeemed for a cuckold.

Thirty. I met an old classmate on the street today. I didn’t expect him to be so poor now. I just put a dollar in my bowl.

Thirty-one. Love everything in the world and have no regrets. Exception, no favorite

32. I record frequently, just because life is worth it

33. Not only did the bed in my house collapse, but the water stopped. The keys were lost and the air conditioner was broken. Even the dog is too hot. I don’t care, I have to go to your house to sleep.

34. My secret to staying young: lying about my age.

Thirty-five. My shoulders are a little itchy, maybe they are growing little wings.

Thirty-six. I heard that each Chinese person touched their mobile phone an average of times a day. I laughed. It was nonsense. Obviously, they only wake up once and pick it up before going to bed.