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Interesting poem (new)
Adaptation of funny poems

The foot of my bed is so bright that Li Bai wants soup. I drank a bowl of soup and peed my crotch.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant. My mouth is watering, thousands of feet. I have no money when I touch my pocket!

There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. When he encountered the X-ray, his tooth fell out.

Roasted egrets in front of Cisai Mountain, peach blossoms and flowing water fatten mandarin fish. Braised and boiled, egrets and mandarin fish don't have to go back.

I haven't seen my girlfriend before. I haven't seen my work since. My pocket is empty. Dinner is on you.

There is moonlight in front of the window, and Li Bai opens the window. Seeing the x-ray, his hair fell out.

The incense burner in Rizhao gave birth to purple smoke, and Li Bai came to the roast duck restaurant.

My mouth is watering outside thousands of feet, but I have no money with me when I touch my pocket.

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Purple smoke rises from the sunshine oven, and the mutton skewers are hanging in front of us.

Haruko has been in thousands of feet for three times, but he has no money in his pocket.

In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere.

Come at night, bear, and see where you are going!

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In the spring morning, I woke up easily and mosquito bites were everywhere. Talking nonsense at night, I don't know how many people died.

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In the spring morning, I woke up easily.

Mosquitoes bite everywhere

Buy pesticides,

I was knocked down by smoke.

Li Bai doesn't give money by boat,

The boatman set sail.

Peach Blossom Lake reaches as deep as thousands of feet.

I wonder if Li Bai is dead.

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Dondum

It rains in succession during the Qingming Festival.

I am lonely and want to commit suicide.

Excuse me, where is the beauty?

The shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun (look, Xiao Du's poems are incisive. For the sake of Qingming today, let him send this first.

Xiao Chun

Tang Meng Hao ran

I slept well and didn't know that the dawn of spring had come.

There are few beautiful women in science and engineering.

Can't sleep at night.

I'll look online (Lao Meng is not to be outdone)

Meet Li Guinian at the lower reaches of the river

Du fu in Tang dynasty

Looking for beautiful women in chat rooms

Q q package M S N

This is a good scientific and engineering perspective.

Speculative chat, want to know someone (hehe, Shi Sheng's adult is ambitious)

Medium length

Early Spring in the Capital: Arriving at Zhangji

Tang hanyu

Xiaoyu in the north is as smooth as crisp.

Beauty looks far away, but in fact there is nothing.

The saddest thing is a year.

Online M M used to be a pig. . . (It seems that Mr. Han has been hit hard. )

Zaofa baidicheng

Tang Libai

Chaoci dormitory likes it.

Netizens suddenly returned when they met.

I can't stop looking sad.

Just now, I was in danger of death (the poet fairy seems to have met the carnivorous Amen)

Yamayuki

Dondum

Away from Xiangshan, the stone path is oblique.

Deep in the white clouds, she and I

I want the prince to meet the princess.

It's really a dinosaur meets a frog (wow, it's Du again, it seems so emotional)

Book of Songs. Jia Jian

A thousand years is frost.

The so-called Iraqis are at the net.

I saw it on a whim, fat and long face.

Take advantage, waist like a big water tank. . . (well, the ancestors didn't escape this robbery either. . . )

Bu operator

Song Li Zhiyi

I live in Beijing Institute of Technology.

She lives in North China Institute of Technology.

Chatting every day, seeing each other late.

* * * saw a ghost. . . . (Poets come to join in the fun anyway ~ ~ This is a dinosaur from generation to generation. )

interlude

Jiangnanchun

Dondum

Daqian. com is green and red.

Chat meetings are getting more and more empty

Meet 480 times

How many dinosaurs are there (I can say responsibly that Xiao Du is dying, and the consequences are very serious. . . )

When sending Yuan Er to Anxi

Tangwangxu

It is raining in the north, early in the morning.

It is painful to be full of disappointment.

I advise you to stop looking for netizens.

Go to Shaolin to be a monk tomorrow (good word ~ ~)

Looking for him in the crowd,

Suddenly found that,

This man sleeps in the street office.

Li Qingzhao's dream:

I drank too much last night,

Mistaken into the depths of the campus.

Vomiting, vomiting, and countless mandarin ducks.

The foot of my bed lit up, and Li Bai climbed into bed. Pick up the machine gun and prepare to rob the bank.

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The foot of my bed is shining so brightly,

Is there frost already? .

Looking up, I found it was moonlight.

Bow your head and do the problem.

Do not count (operator)

I'm reciting Chinese,

Jun is reciting English.

Learning every day has no bottom.

I have to learn anyway.

I can't recite this word,

I can't understand this sentence.

I only blame the school for giving me trouble.

I won't be blamed for studying.

Please take my word for it,

This will never be a lie,

I am sincere to you,

You just don't know it yet,

Someone who loves you deeply,

Understand how hard it is to love you,

But infatuation will never change!

Please look at the second word in each line. )

Interesting poem

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Classmate A: I will never regret taking off my clothes.

(The positive solution is "If my belt widens, I will never regret it". I admit that this is something wrong with my brain. )

2. Ask where the canal is so clear, _ _ _ _ _

A: There is a clear spring in my heart.

The positive solution is "only the source of living water is coming", but we still have some water problems ~ ~ ~)

3. When * * * cuts the candle at the west window, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Husband and wife sit in the morning.

The Chinese teacher fainted while reading the paper. After class, I fainted again! The correct solution is "late rain time")

4. Mayflies shake trees, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate a: don't move.

(The positive solution is "ridiculous overreaching". Don't move, hehe, it's true. )

5. The beauty of an adult gentleman, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Little people succeed.

(faint directly)

6. Poor people are immune, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Rich people have wives and concubines in groups.

(positive solution: achieving the goal will help the world)

7. _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, everyone in the world knows you.

A: As long as you look like Saddam Hussein.

(Khan ||| ...)

8. There are other ladies in his court, 3,000 stunning beauties, _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Iron bars will also be ground into needles ~ ~ ~ ~

(The positive solution is "but his love for 3,000 people is concentrated on one person")

9. With Cai Feng's wings, _ _ _ _ _ _

A: plucking a phoenix is not as good as plucking a chicken.

Another student replied: Both husband and wife returned to China.

(The positive solution is "However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn")

10. Sunrise in the east and rain in the west, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: There is a fight at the head of the bed, and the end of the bed is closed.

Another student replied: I got on the wrong sedan chair and married the right person.

1 1.__________ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

A: Married men don't go to bed.

(The Chinese teacher is angry! )

12. May people live a long life, _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: An eternal flower.

(I laughed wildly at the time, but now I think it's quite classic. The positive solution is "a thousand miles * * * ChanJuan")

13. Egrets fly in front of Mount Cisse, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Climb the tortoise by the East Village River.

(Yes, it's quite neat)

14. I suggest that God stand up again, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: God yelled at me three times.

(The positive solution is "Don't stick to one pattern and drop talents", Gong Zizhen)

15. I was born useful, _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Show your magic at the critical moment.

Another student replied: the mouse son can make holes.

(The Chinese teachers in the whole office collectively laughed without image)

16. If the day is sentimental, it will be old, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: People do not waste their youth!

(The positive solution is "If you don't hate the moon, it will be long and round", Li He's "Golden Copper Immortal Ci Han Song")

17. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Please don't tell him.

(The positive solution is "a piece of ice is in the jade pot")

18. The final exam produced couplets, and the first couplet was the hero of the work.

The couplets of junior three students are: I am charming.

19. A good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease, _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: If you don't eat, you are a big fool.

Who hasn't died since ancient times, _ _ _ _ _ _

Classmate A: Only some people died one after another.

(ending: a bird left by the teacher to give a lecture after the parent-teacher meeting ...)

20. The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light, _ _ _ _ _ _

A: Li Bai slept soundly.