"I want to buy a piece of land from you." "What land to buy?" "Buy your unswerving heart."
Life is so long, I need someone to accompany me, tell lies, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.
4. "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."
5. "Our friendship is over, it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "
6. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.
7. What can I say? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. At the moment when I was trembling to turn off my phone, you suddenly connected the charger.
8. "I think our friendship can only last until today." Why? "Let's talk about love next."
9. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
10. I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.
1 1. "Do you know when food tastes best?" "Eat while it's hot?" "You feed me."
12. "I want to change my look recently" "What look?" "I can't do it without you."
13. If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.
14. "I learned to walk twice in my life". Which time? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."
15. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"
16. Do you want to try a new strawberry lipstick?
17. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."
18. I'm really a playboy. I like you and everyone.
19. "Do you know what fruit I like best?" "You pistachio"
Describe the girl's beautiful and funny earthy love story. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.
2 1. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.
22. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?
Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
24. "I want you to look at the first three words of this sentence."
25. "Do you know which three days are the best in the world?" What three days? "Have your days, have my days, have you and I become our days."
26. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.
27. "Do you know what the imperial edict is?" What is this? "Everything you said to me."
28. "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set!"
30. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.
3 1. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.
32. "I can't finish eating every day. Do you know why? " Why? "Because I always want to leave one for you."
33. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.
34. If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.
35. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."
36. "I must have eaten too much salt." "Ah?" "Otherwise, how could I have been idle and miss you ~!"
37. "I can't wait" and "What can't I wait?" "I hate you, not you."
38. "Which do I prefer, beef, mutton or pork?" "I like your pride."
I will walk many long streets with you, I will walk many spring, summer, autumn and winter with you, I will take you everywhere, but I will not be displaced, I will give you warmth and stability.
40. The little girl is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.
4 1. When the bell rings in the wind, your heart will be pounding.
42. Why did you hurt me? What did it do to you? I like you.
43. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.
44. Zeus, Athena, Poseidon and themis, guess which god I like best? ""well ... a lot, I don't know. " "I like your eyes best. "
45. Let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.
46. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.
47. I don't miss you at all. I will miss you at 1: 30.
48. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.
49.2.3 Wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.
50. "Cute is not a long-term solution. Lovely me is the long-term solution. "
5 1. Child: "Teacher, you killed me. You make me miserable. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."
52. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.
53. Smoking is harmful to health. Love me and prolong life.
54. I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child, regardless of date.
55. "Oh, I overslept" "Lazy" "No, I quarreled with you in my dream. I dare to wake up when I coax you. "
56. Where are you at home now? You are in my mind now.
57. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."
Rustic love words that describe girls' beauty and funny. 58. Do you know what my shortcomings are? What is this? Your shortcomings.
59. Guess what my constellation is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.
6 1. I'm in the bag! I need a kiss!
62. "Why do you want to hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "
63. childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you and the white head is you.
64. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.
65. This long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory can shine under the dust of the old days.
66. I want to be a tree and plant it in your hand.
67. "I think you should knock on all doors." "Why?" "Because you knock well."
68. You know, I dare not move now because I am afraid of falling into the swamp of loving you.
69. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
7 1. Do you know my only weakness? What? Is to betray you.
72. There are three ways to be sweet: eat sugar, eat cake and miss you every day.
73. "If you are spring tea, do you know what I am?" I don't know, "I'm boiling water because I want to soak you."
74. The hot temperature of the palm is proof of loving you, and the frequency of heartbeat is proof of loving you.
75. I am full of love for you, but I don't say a word. If you know, you will know. I don't know, forget it. Love in the mouth is less than one thousandth of that in the heart.
Complete works of simple love stories
Here's a summary of an earthy love story ~ You can try to tell the male and female tickets and see how they are and how everyone will react. Sweet love needs simple love stories.
Complete works of simple love stories, summary of simple love stories:
- 1 -
I am in good health and can carry rice bags and gas tanks.
But I just can't help thinking about you.
- 2 -
Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital?
I want to give you my whole heart.
- 3 -
Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? We all went too far.
How to go too far?
You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated.
- 4 -
I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you? Micro sugar? No, it's my breasts.
- 5 -
I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time ~!
- 6 -
The firecrackers sounded again on the evening of the 30th, and I didn't have as much as you thought.
- 7 -
I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.
- 8 -
If people have tails, it's a bit embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail.
- 9 -
You must have hung up. Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?
- 10 -
I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.
- 1 1 -
Time is the medium, and youth is employment; If you are a beautiful day, I would like to be a beautiful scenery.
- 12 -
Guess where my heart is?
Left?
Wrong, on your side.
- 13 -
I drink diet drinks. Do you know what sugar suits you?
Weitangba
No, it's my breasts.
- 14 -
There have been rumors recently that I like you.
I want to clarify.
That's not a rumor
- 15 -
Guess what constellation I am.
Gemini?
Wrong, I am tailor-made by you.
- 16 -
Did an earthquake just happen?
no
Then why does my heart tremble when I see you?
- 17 -
You know what my weakness is?
This is your fault.
- 18 -
Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?
Your eternity
- 19 -
Are you nearsighted? No myopia. Then why can't you see that I like you?
- 20 -
Why are you so overbearing?
What?
You dominate my whole heart.
- 2 1 -
Do you know what day it was yesterday?
What day?
It is the day when I love you.
- 22 -
I love you. I love you.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
You see, I can do nothing but like you.
- 23 -
Tired of being a lovely girl
I kind of want to be your wife.
- 24 -
Do you know the difference between you and the stars?
The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
- 25 -
There are three thousand floating worlds, I love three, the day, the month and the clear, the day is morning, the month is dusk, and the clear is morning and evening.
- 26 -
Childhood friends are not you, and the seeds of love are not you. I only hope that the flowing water is you, the daily necessities are you, and the bald head is you.
- 27 -
Do you know the difference between you and the stars?
The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
- 28 -
Let's eat the whole family bucket.
So we're family.
- 29 -
Guess what uniform I like.
Surrender by you
- 30 -
I know three people who like you.
Who is it?
Me, me, me.
- 3 1 -
From now on, I can only call you you.
Because, you are in my heart.
- 32 -
I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.
- 33 -
Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss.
- 34 -
I want to be like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child and never look at the date.
- 35 -
Being near Zhu Zhechi is sweet for you.
- 36 -
Do you smell burning?
That's my burning heart for you.
- 37 -
You must have hung up.
Otherwise, how can you get full marks in my heart?
- 38 -
If I were the devil of hell
And a naughty boy who loves you.
- 39 -
Do you smell something?
not have
The air has become sweet since you came out.
- 40 -
You are a lovely boy.
I'm cute.
- 4 1 -
I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.
- 42 -
Are you nearsighted?
(Not nearsighted)
Then why can't you see that I like you?
- 43 -
Why did you hurt me?
Hurt you what?
I like you so much!
- 44 -
It's cloudy in Karen Mok and rainy in Stephanie.
It's sunny in Jay Chou, so talk to me.
- 45 -
Don't let me see you.
Or I'll see you once.
I used to like you.
- 46 -
Do you know why I have a cold?
Because you have a cold?
No, because I have no resistance to you at all.
- 47 -
I just want one thing from my boyfriend.
It must be you.
- 48 -
I missed a necessity.
What is missing?
you
- 49 -
I can't get through security every time.
They say I have a you in my heart.
- 50 -
I want to eat noodles.
What noodles?
In your heart
- 5 1 -
I must have been a carbonated drink in my last life.
That's why I will bubble when I see you in my life.
- 52 -
Do you have a lighter?
Sorry, I don't smoke.
Then why did you light my heart?
- 53 -
Do you like drinking water?
like
Then you already like me 70%.
- 54 -
Are you tired?
Not tired.
But you've been running around in my head all day.
- 55 -
I think you are like a game.
My world; Minecraft;?my?world
- 56 -
What do you belong to?
I am a dog.
Nonsense, you obviously belong to me.
- 57 -
Why hasn't my order come yet?
What is this?
Our future
- 58 -
Do you know the biggest difference between you and monkeys?
Monkeys live in caves.
You live in my heart.
- 59 -
I feel selfish.
Where is selfishness?
I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.
- 60 -
We may have been hit by an arrow.
Huh?
Cupid's arrow
- 6 1 -
I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left.
What is this?
Just love you.
- 62 -
Everyone says I have three incorrect views.
Huh? Why?
Well, it's all because of you.
Questions and answers about tacky love stories;
1.
Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?
What wine?
And your eternity.
2.
Do you know what I like to eat?
What?
I want to look at you stupidly.
3.
Little German shepherd, little suckling dog and old dog, which one are you?
I'm the kind who likes you.
4.
You haven't eaten sugar since you liked it.
Why?
Because you are too sweet.
5.
What time is it now?
Nine points
No, it is the starting point of my happiness.
6.
Can you stop talking?
I didn't.
Then why is your voice all I can think about?
7.
I'm so kind!
why
Because my heart is full of you.
8.
Can you play the guitar?
cannot
How you resonate with me.
9.
I want to go to a place
Where is it?
Walk into your heart
10.
Do you know that?/You know what? Do you know that?/You know what? We all went too far.
How is it too much?
You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated.
1 1.
I want to buy a piece of land from you.
What place?
Your unswerving loyalty
12.
Look into my eyes, there's something in it.
no
Nonsense, there are obviously people I like in it.
13.
Do you know when food is the best?
Eat while it's hot.
You feed me.
14.
You know what my weakness is?
What is this?
Your shortcomings.
15.
If I wander, what are you?
What?
Jingle, jingle bells want to jingle.
16.
When you barbecue, what do you bake first?
Barbecue first
I will consider you first.
17.
The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it is called?
What?
A match made in heaven.
18.
I want to change my look recently.
What look?
I can't do it without you.
19.
Do you know what season I like?
I don't know
I like the season with you.
20.
Have you gained weight again recently?
number
Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?
2 1.
Do you know what best represents me?
what
Compass, do you know why?
Why?
Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I will not change my heart for you.
22.
When will you pay the rent?
Why pay the rent?
Because you have lived in my heart for a long time.
23.
Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?
What's the difference
It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart.
24.
I'm a little afraid of you.
Why?
Because I'm afraid of my wife.
25.
Do you know how many days there are in a year?
365 days
Yes, do you know when I am happiest?
I don't know
The day I met you.
26.
Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons and oranges?
orange
Wrong, our child.
27.
Are you good at holding dolls?
no
Then how did you catch my heart?
28.
Do you know how many people there are in the world?
7 billion
You are the only one in my world.
29.
Do you like cats or dogs?
Like a dog.
Wang ~
30.
I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat?
Litchi?
Wrong, of course you are a pistachio.
3 1. You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life. Why can I bubble happily when I see you?
32. liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like looking for trouble.
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.
35. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.
36. Your life is my pig, and death is my pork belly.
37. I seem to have ADHD. My heart is pounding at the sight of you.
If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.
39. I doubt that your essence is a book. Why else would it make me want to sleep more and more?
40. Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.
4 1, I want to have three meals for two people in one room all year round with you.
42. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.
43. For people like you, I have nothing to talk to you about except love!
Funny vulgar love words that amuse women.
Funny love stories that amuse women-1. Do you know the difference between you and monkeys? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.
2. "I just want to be a person after meeting you" and "a person"
3. "You must fail." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"
Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.
5. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."
6. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."
7. Whether to eat barbecue is to test seafood or barbecue first, consider you first.
8. "I think you should knock on all doors." "Why?" "Because you knock well."
9. "Do you guess whether I like drinking or playing king?" "Playing the king?" "No, I love you."
10. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.
1 1. What time is it? Come on. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.
12. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."
13. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."
14. "My blood sugar is low, please tell me something sweet."
15. Good things like to share with others, but even better, you just want to keep them, like you.
16. Meeting someone you like is like ruining the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally seeing land.
17. "I like 70 things" "What?" "The first one is you, and the remaining 69 are with you."
18. "There are two kinds of time". What two kinds? "Time with you and time without you"
19. "Shh, listen" "Listen to what?" "My heart beats for you."
20. You are the dial and I am the pointer. I can't escape from you in my life.
Funny love stories that make women happy. I am a materialist. I didn't want to have an afterlife until I met you. "
22. "Do you know what is the most beautiful in the world?" What? "you"
23. I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.
24. where are you now At home, you are in my heart now.
25. I want to buy a piece of land or something from you and buy your unwavering heart.
26. "Let's eat noodles" and "What noodles"
27. When you were with me, I never envied anyone.
28. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."
29. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will follow you. I will enjoy the sunset with you and walk with you in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River. I will follow you all my life and accompany you around the world.
30. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."
3 1. I'm too kind. Why? Because my heart is full of you.
If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.
33. Can you play the guitar? Why do you resonate with me?
34. "I think you look like a relative." "who?" "My mother's daughter-in-law."
35. Guess what my horoscope is? Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
36. I think you are like a game. What game? My world.
37. Don't complain, give me a hug.
38. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "like dogs" and "Wang ~"
39. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."
40. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."
Funny love story that makes women happy 3 4 1 Do you like yourself? Yes, and then we like the same person.
42. Hey, give me your hand? "I want to hold my girlfriend's hand"
43. Confucius said, "Look before you leap." 1…2…3… I like you.
44. I want to buy a piece of land from you and your unwavering heart.
45. I'm a little busy recently. I'm busy with what, and I like you.
46. What time is it? It's almost 0 o'clock. No, it is the starting point of our happiness.
47. What do you belong to? Tiger. No, you belong to me.
Kiss the wind around you more, maybe one day it will blow in my face.
49. What is "My birthday wish is simple"? "Just being with you."
If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even in the next life.
5 1. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.
52. Girl, I am as sure as a gun. I just need a kiss from you.
53. Dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.
54. How many times do I have to repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.
55. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "Because I can't help blushing when I see your face."
56. Come here. I want to talk to you one day.
57. "I dare not miss you easily at night" Why? "Because I am afraid of staying up all night if I am not careful."
58. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.
59. Do you know what you look like? (What person? ) My woman
60. "Who are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."
Female students respond to tacky love stories with high emotional intelligence humor
Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to the love story of Tu-1. Guess which side of my heart is on the left, wrong, on your side.
I doubt that your essence is a book, otherwise why do you make me want to sleep more and more?
3. Take you to indulge in all corners of the country, eat all over the streets and play all over Qian Shan, and then come home with me.
4. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."
I will accompany you through many long streets and lanes, and I will accompany you through many spring, summer, autumn and winter. I will keep you still, and I will give you warmth and stability.
6. "I'm a little afraid of you." "Why?" "Because I'm afraid of my wife."
7. How much does I really like you? "Even if the whole World Cup is surrounded by hell, I will be your paradise."
8. I have super powers and I like you very much. (to tease my boyfriend)
9. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.
10. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.
1 1. There is a sweet way to eat sugar and cake and miss you every day.
12. You don't have to change yourself deliberately, I just adapt to you.
13. Touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?
14. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.
15. It's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.
16. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."
17. What happened to "I feel so stuffy in my chest"? Are you sick? "No, because you are stuck in my heart."
18. "Where are you from?" "Hangzhou?" "No, you are my sweetheart."
19. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
20. Sometimes your casual words will affect my mood all day. You can say whatever you want, but I'm seriously sad.
Girls' high emotional intelligence humor replies to the love story of the earth 2 2 1 I want to beat you up and hug you. I want to ask you why you haven't come to me yet. I am so sad that I am about to sprout.
I want to borrow a future from you and repay it with all my warmth and love.
I like the sun, moon, stars, the sea and you.
24. Do you know the English words for wall, eyes and knees? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.
25. "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"
I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.
27. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.
The spring breeze is ten miles away, so you'd better stay with us.
29. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."
30. If you don't come, it will snow.
3 1. "It's annoying that it didn't thunder." What's so annoying about this? "There is no reason to drill into your arms."
32. What happened to "I will change"? "I liked you from the beginning, and later I liked you more and loved you more."
33. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."
34. Can you teach me how to wrap jiaozi? I'm a little stupid, and everything I do is easy to reveal, so is liking you ~
35. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."
36. I have super powers and like you very much.
37. I wake up thinking of you every morning.
38. What noodles do I want to eat? What's on your mind?
39. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.
40. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.