Aunt, aunt, grandmother and sisters present, I give you my blessing!
Why do you always salute women? It's none of our men's business. Not kind!
You are the first unfriendly person! Didn't you mention our female compatriots when you saluted just now?
A: This is the feudal consciousness at work! The idea that men are superior to women is playing tricks! The backward ideas of men and women are fighting! ……
B: All right! All right! Stop self-criticism What age is it now?
A: What age?
B: Ten gods have gone to heaven! Tiangong No.1 kissed! The moon rabbit went to the moon! The aircraft carrier Liaoning has set sail! China's economy ranks first in the world ... Are you still hibernating?
A: This has nothing to do with men and women, right? Eight poles can't hit.
I mean, your idea is so outdated! Can't keep up with the times! Can't step on the drums of reform!
A: How come! I also often surf the Internet, watch the news and learn about state affairs! Pay attention to scandals, rumors and anecdotes!
B: That's all you got! Love gossip. Don't you think women are better than men in this era!
A: I don't know. Do heavy work, women are better than men? Compared with strength, is there a woman better than a man?
B: Let me briefly talk about the theory: Mulan in history joined the army instead of her father, Mu in the Song Dynasty took the lead in the war, the men's and women's volleyball teams in China were among the top in the world, and the men's and women's volleyball teams in China were still snoring, so I won't say anything about it. Let's just say that there are astronaut Wang Yaping, tennis star Li Na, nine-ball master Xiao-Ting Pan, Fu Xiaofang and Liu Shasha ... They are not only beautiful, but also superb in skills. After playing chess: Xie Jun, Zhu Chen, Hou Yifan, Xu Yuhua ... masters like clouds; There are also "five golden flowers" in the swimming event, and the beautiful women in China gather together in the Winter Olympics; And that "camouflage female soldier" is even more heroic; Even park geun-hye and German President Angela Merkel are all-powerful, well-governed and heroes among several women on the world stage!
A: It's better to study for ten years than to listen to you. It really is! In my opinion, it is the dream of several generations for China's four big balls to go abroad. At present, the women's four major balls are in the forefront of the world, but I get angry when it comes to men's soccer, men's volleyball and men's net. It seems that China has nothing without us men, which is really depressing. I'm still wondering: Are there no men's events in these events? We should learn from our female compatriots and strive to go abroad and go to the world as soon as possible!
B: Don't lose heart either. Our male compatriots also have their own strengths, such as Yao Ming, Liu Xiang, Ding Junhui, Sun Yang, Wu Peng and Zhang Lin. A large number of outstanding athletes have won many honors for us. Mo Yan of Nobel Prize in Literature has set a precedent for us, and we will definitely reach the top!
Should we applaud and cheer for our compatriots?
B: don't look down on women. Some jobs are just suitable for female compatriots, such as kindergarten teachers and hospital nurses. ...
A: Don't look down on your fellow men. Don't grandparents and fathers send their children to school? Are all the stretchers in the hospital men? Aren't all those boys going down the tunnel to dig coal?
B: The problem is that it must be grandma who cooks at home. Aren't their daughters-in-law all at home waiting for the old man to come home?
A: In my opinion, men and women are equal and work is equal, but the division of labor is different. Suitable for gay work, there are many jobs for gay men and many jobs for lesbians. Is society not harmonious?
B: Yes, at home, I do everything except not having children!
A: It's just your promise! Are you afraid of your wife?
B: Don't laugh at me either. Ask around. Are all men who make money and not all women who spend money on financial management? You go to the street and have a look, aren't they all men who pay? Aren't all the people carrying bags and things buddies?
A: That's true! I thought I was the only one. It has always been like this! I dare not tell anyone! Afraid of jokes!
B: It's called "Women and husbands sing together"!
A: Wrong! It's "the husband sings with the woman", right?
B: Times have changed. Women are liberated, let them show off in an ostentatious manner for a while!
A: Then we can't be bullied by them! Shit and pee on our heads!
B: It's not bullying, it's "respect"! It's called "pain and happiness"! This is called "stealing music"!
You think, if you make them happy, they will stop nagging! Doing housework is not exciting! We will live happily together forever! ……
B: Your boy has a plan! Have ulterior motives! Take him away! (End)
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