Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and the car has a flat tire. I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed.

Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

I wake up by myself every morning.

I once participated in a world-wide lying contest and won the first prize for saying "I'm not handsome".

6. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

7. A man gave me a pair of couplets during the Spring Festival. The first couplet: looking at the back, thousands of troops and horses. The girl turned her head and jumped off the building with love. Handsome!

8. I must work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking.

9. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime; If it is a mistake to be cool, then I have made mistakes again and again; If you are smart, you will be punished. Then I'll be chopped to pieces.

10. I ran to Mount Everest and said loudly to the sky, "I'm not handsome!" " "Suddenly, there was thunder in the sky: a flash of lightning hit me! God said angrily, "if you lie again, I will chop you to death!" " "

1 1. If Shuai Neng was a meal, Ben Shuai Neng could feed 3 billion people.

12. Once I walked down the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

13. A handsome man like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

14. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

15. One day, the fairy said to me: handsome boy, let me marry you.

16. One day I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome. God listened, and a bolt of lightning struck. Who told you to lie?

17. At school, I was puzzled when the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome". At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

18. The most talented and handsome. Yushu is facing the wind. Romantic. Tall and powerful. People say: landslides, water flowing backwards, ghosts worrying, the combination of beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry, people love each other, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and cars see a flat tire.

19. Sharp front teeth, short legs, handsome head shape, he is the perfect crystallization of beauty and wisdom, handsome and brave peers.

20. The shortest martial arts novel in the world: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

2 1. I looked in the mirror carefully again, and I was really at ease with my appearance, and I couldn't find anything wrong.

22. Handsome, people who drive in the street will have traffic accidents and rear-end collisions; Passers-by were dazed.

23. I want to know why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

24. Think before you come near me. I have nothing but a handsome figure.

25. I laughed when someone said I was handsome. As a result, they said I was more handsome when I smiled.

26. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome.

27. I admire Madame Curie. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in the cause of science, as I am sure I can't, and is often carried away by her handsomeness.

28. Being a handsome boy is very painful, and you grotesque people won't understand.

29. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm willing to repeat it.

30. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.