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The Fool's Wheel and Driver

Once a diner forgot to zip up his pants while dining in a restaurant. He was discovered by an attentive waitress, but she was too embarrassed to speak up. After thinking about it, she said to the diner: "I'm sorry, your car door downstairs is not closed." OK!" The diner was shocked and ran downstairs, only to find that the car door was closed tightly. He was about to get angry when the male security guard told him that his pants were not zipped up. So that’s it, the diners secretly praised the waitress for being smart! When she returned upstairs, she smiled and said, "You saw that my 'car door' was not closed. Then did you see my 'driver'?" The waitress replied, "The 'driver' didn't see it, but there were two The wheel is still there! ”

Humorous Digestion Jokes

◆Life is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4,000 yuan and said he wanted to go there. He had plastic surgery, and now I have no idea what he looks like. Oh, 4,000 yuan.

◆Dad hit me twice today. The first time was because he saw the two-point report card in my hand, and the second time was because the report card was from his childhood.

◆Your eyes are like the bright moon in the sky, one on the first day of the lunar month and the other on the fifteenth day of the lunar month.

◆Honey, I shouldn’t use sheets to shine my shoes, but I just came back from a business trip and I can’t change it for a while. I was wrong.

◆The hair is gone without a trace, and the dandruff is even better! ! ! !

◆Husband: Hahaha, you wear it...