I had a dream of becoming a doctor when I was a child. Later, I killed it in the cradle by myself, because I gave up almost immediately when I saw my grandfather's handwritten Compendium of Materia Medica. Grandpa, your handwriting is very charming. I'm sorry, I haven't read many books. How do you read those words like earthworms? Well, it's beside the point. Since it's a joke, I'll write some jokes about doctors I've seen. After all, when I saw a doctor in Shuai Shuai treating me, my idea of becoming a doctor was still stirring, although I would be scared to swear not to go to the hospital when I was given an injection.

① I decided to have a caesarean section when I gave birth, and I was too afraid to cry all the time. The anesthesiologist said, don't cry wolf. I said I was afraid and couldn't help it. He said I'll play you a song, so you can relax. I sobbed and agreed, and then the anesthesiologist who killed thousands of knives played a song, knife knife knife knife knife, a knife. Knife, knife, knife, knife, a pig killing knife. It's been more than a year since the baby was born, and my shadow is still there. Am I proud?

(2) The mother of the dean has a uterine tumor, which is removed. As soon as the director came in, he said, comrades, the dean's lair has been taken over by us. Come here, director, and let's have a good talk.

(3) Every time I go to the hospital, my mother says it's good to study medicine in the future, and then every time the doctor who is quietly writing a medical record suddenly says, "Never study medicine" (I'm really glad that my grandfather's charming words saved me) He answered "bad life"

⑤ Before the operation, lying on the operating table, the anesthesiologist looked at the ECG monitor and said in surprise, "Why is her heart beating so fast!" The surgeon said lightly, "You will be quick if you lie down."

⑦ I am a girl, and the two doctors praised me in turn. Wow, the kidney is really good, and the kidney is good.

⑧ Before I pulled out my wisdom tooth, it was very difficult to pull out a tooth with a strange shape. The doctor said, "Ouch! Ouch!" It took a lot of effort to saw it and dig it out. I was so sore that my eyes were watery and my chin was sore. Finally, I heard the doctor say to my assistant, "Look at me!" Please call me a root digger in the future ~ "Well, well, well, you are the best.

⑨ When correcting, I pulled out four teeth, and I told my dentist to keep them as a souvenir. He was very happy to help me detoxify, and then he accidentally washed one into the sewer when flushing hydrogen peroxide. He turned to me and said,

⑩Do you want me to hold a funeral for your teeth? The professor looked at my chrysanthemum and shouted to the students next to him: Look, this is the most typical xx today. You should remember that when you are 4 or 5 years old, you will still remember that the teacher gave you this lesson today and showed you a typical xx. At that time, my heart was full of mmp, so meditation should be considered as a contribution to my younger brothers and sisters. < P > After the anesthesiologist finished anesthesia, he and several little nurses discussed boys or girls.

Since I still want to laugh after listening to it several times, here are some familiar ones:

1. Normal joke

A comrade ate mala Tang, put a lot of Chili oil in it, and took a taxi home after eating. Walking, I felt my stomach turning upside down, so I told the driver: Can you fart? The driver was slightly stunned: let it go. . So the comrade was relieved and farted for 3 minutes. After that, from the outside, the car was smoky and the driver couldn't see the road. I saw the driver brake immediately, rolled down the window, poked his head out and cried, Big Brother, you fart and stink, but the key is still spicy. . Spicy eyes.

2. High IQ joke

Falling from the second floor: Bang! Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah ..... falling from the 2th floor: ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah!

3. Colored jokes

An elephant and a camel quarrel: "Why does your MM grow on your back?" The camel choked back: "I don't talk to what Tintin grows on his face." There was a snake swimming by, and I laughed when I heard it. The elephant was angry: "It's better than you, with a long face." Another earthworm climbed beside me, and when I heard it, I laughed again. The snake was angry, too: "It's better than you, but it's only a long face!" "

4. Cold joke

The little penguin asked his grandmother one day, "Grandma, grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his mother again, "Mom, mom, am I a penguin?" "Yes, silly boy, of course you are a penguin. What's the matter?" "But, but why do I feel so cold?"

5. Nonsense joke

One day, the flower roll met the steamed bread in the street, and the steamed bread was very upset when it saw the flower roll, Mao Mao Mao! Give the flower roll a beating. When Hanjuan came home, she complained to Noodles: Brother Noodles, steamed bread hit me, you have to make decisions for me! Noodles roared: Brother, I'll settle it for you right away. Noodles searched the street for a long time, but they didn't find steamed bread. Suddenly they saw bean buns, so they gave them a fat beating. When I got home, Noodles said to Hua Juan, Brother, I have avenged you. The grandson of steamed bread was not only beaten flat by me, but also photographed shit.

this picture makes me laugh for a long time!

That's it. I was shivering under the covers in the morning.

Maybe my smile was low, but I really laughed at this all afternoon.

This ... Forget it, experience it for yourself ...

I really laughed at it once, and I laughed internally. Hahahaha

I just saw it today and finally found it was a joke.