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How to remember the 50 States in the United States is the most scientific and simple.
Alabama: Yes, we have electricity.

Alabama: Yes, we have electricity!

Alaska: 1 1, 623 Eskimos can't be wrong!

Alaska: Eleven thousand six hundred and twenty-three Eskimos can't be wrong!

Arizona: But it's dry and hot.

Arizona: But it's hot and dry here!

Arkansas: Literacy is not everything.

Arkansas: Culture is not everything!

California: By the age of 30, our women have more plastic than your Honda.

California: By the age of 30, our women will use more plastics than Honda combined.

Colorado: If you can't ski, don't bother.

Cosola Duo Zhou: If you can't even ski, will you please leave me alone?

Connecticut: It's the same as Massachusetts, except that the Kennedy family doesn't own it yet.

Connecticut: It's similar to Massachusetts, except that the Kennedy family doesn't own it yet.

Delaware: We really like the chemicals in the water.

Delaware: We really don't like the chemicals in the water.

Florida: Ask us about our grandchildren.

Florida: Ask our grandson.

Georgia: We put "fun" in fundamentalist extremism.

Georgia: We have injected some "interesting things" into ultra-orthodox Christian beliefs.

Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (mainland scum dies, but leaves your money)

Hawaii: Let the useless people on the American mainland die, but remember to leave your money.

Idaho: not just potatoes ... well, we're not, but potatoes are really delicious.

Idaho: it's not just potatoes ... okay, okay, that's not what we mean, but potatoes are definitely good things!

Illinois: Please don't pronounce the "S"

Illinois: please, the last letter s of our state name doesn't need to be pronounced!

Indiana: No tsunami in 2 billion years.

Indiana: Two billion years later, the waves brought by the tide are still so free!

Iowa: We did amazing things with corn.

Iowa: We can do great things with corn!

Kansas: The First Rectangular State

Kansas: Of all the rectangular states, we are one!

Kentucky: 5 million people; Fifteen surnames

Kentucky: We have a population of 5 million, but all these people only have 15 surnames!

Louisiana: We're not all drunk and crazy, but that's our tourism.

Louisiana: We are not all descendants of crazy French immigrants. That's just our publicity campaign.

Maine: We are cold, but we have cheap lobster.

Maine: We are really cold, but our lobster is very cheap.

Maryland: If you have a dream, we can tax it.

Maryland: We can tax anything you can think of!

Massachusetts: Our taxes are lower than those in Sweden (most tax bands).

Massachusetts: Our taxes are not as high as those in Sweden (for most tax bands).

Michigan: Canada's first line of defense

Michigan: If the Canadians attack, we will be the first line of defense!

Minnesota:10,000 lakes ... and 10000000000000 mosquitoes.

Minnesota: We have 10,000 lakes ... and 10 trillion mosquitoes!

Mississippi: Come on, feel better about your own state.

Mississippi: Come on, feel better about your state!

Missouri: Your federal flood tax is working.

Missouri: Your federal flood relief tax can be put to good use.

Montana: There are vast skies, bombers and right-wing lunatics in this land, and nothing else.

Montana: this land is full of vast skies, terrorists who mail bombs and fanatical right-wingers, and almost nothing else!

Nebraska: Ask about our state motto contest.

Inside Las Vegas: Ask about our state motto contest.

Nevada: prostitutes and poker!

Nevada: Prostitutes soliciting in the red light district, and of course, card games!

New Hampshire: Go away and leave us alone.

New Hampshire: Go away and let's be quiet!

New Jersey: You want a # # $% #! Motto? I got your # # $% #! The motto is here!

New Jersey: You want a motto, don't you? Well, this is the motto I found for you!

New Mexico: Lizards are excellent pets.

New Mexico: Lizards are very good pets!

New york: You have the right to remain silent, and you have the right to an attorney. ...

New york: You have the right to remain silent, and you also have the right to become a lawyer. ...

North Carolina: Tobacco is a vegetable.

North Carolina: Isn't tobacco a vegetable?

North Dakota: We are really one of the 50 states in the United States!

North Dakota: We are really one of the fifty states in the United States!

Ohio: At least we're not Michigan.

Ohio: At least we are not Michigan.

Oklahoma: It's like a play, except there's no singing.

Oklahoma: It's almost like a performance, except there's no singing!

Oregon: spotted owl ... that's what dinner is about.

Oregon: spotted owl ... this is our dinner.

Pennsylvania: Cooking with coal

Pennsylvania: Cooking uses coal as fuel.

Rhode Island: We are not a real island.

Rhode Island: We are really not an island!

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We didn't actually surrender.

South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? Actually, we didn't surrender!

South Dakota: Closer than North Dakota.

South Dakota: It's closer than North Dakota.

Tennessee: The State of Education

Tennessee: Education!

Texas: Yes, I speak English.

Texas: Yes, I can speak English.

Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus.

Utah: Our Jesus is better than your Jesus!

Vermont: Yes.

Vermont: Yes!

Virginia: Who says government officials and lazy hillbillies can't mix?

Virginia: Who says those rigid government officials can't be confused with lazy country people?

Washington: Help! We are occupied by nerds and slackers!

Washington State: Help! We have a bunch of idiots and slackers here!

Washington, D.C.: Want to be a mayor?

Washington, D.C.: Hey, want to be mayor?

West Virginia: One big happy family ... really!

West Virginia: One big happy family ... Really, I'm not lying to you!

Wisconsin: Come to cut the cheese.

Wisconsin: Let's cut some cheese!

Wyoming: men are men ... and sheep are scared!

Wyoming: all men here are men ... cowards are only afraid!