1. Heart lock is in love (locked but not fully locked, the key is on the door frame, 185 can reach).

Young man, just remember, whatever you remember, just remember.

I have a headache. Someone must be stealing my wisdom.

I fell to the ground before I ate the chicken leg. I scolded for half an hour and picked it up again because my mouth was dirty.

Who stole this young lady's brilliant life and let me go to work on Saturday?

6. I spent all my money at once. No wonder I am a big girl.

7. Good morning, I went to your unprofitable class again.

My enemy stabbed me with a knife and I couldn't get in. He asked me why my stomach was so iron. I say this because I receive automatic umbrellas at least four times a day.

9. Patriotic, honest, unprofessional and friendly

10. Be a person who has side effects on society

1 1. It's annoying to look at yourself. 800 yuan, perfect.

12. You only see me eat every day. When I lose weight, I run 20 kilometers. You didn't see it because I really didn't run.

13. When you read this sentence, these seconds have passed. Because I am a time predator, I send some boring things to waste everyone's reading time.

14. I said I was busy. Ask me what I'm busy with. Maybe I am busy smiling, crying and chasing meteors in the sky.

15. Very introverted, only take the sewer.

16. I don't know how it is recently, but I always feel that I don't know how it is recently.

17. Girls who can breathe really get extra points.

18. Tell my sister the truth. With a friend like my sister, do you squat in a circle of friends every day and wait for my sister to send a message?

19. I caught a cicada that year. I thought I caught it all summer, but I didn't expect it to say no. Please don't catch it.

20. This is me. Not as beautiful and exquisite as Nanxiang, but not as beautiful as Tang. My name is Lin Xiao, and I am the most common girl in Qian Qian.

2 1. As long as I persist, any difficulty can overcome me.

You can scold me, but if you want to do it, please hit my friend.

23. Everyone cares about you. I don't care if you fly high or tired.

24. I don't need to be too normal A beautiful woman like me will be liked as long as she doesn't shit in the street.

25. When you eat 10 bowl of rice, it is equivalent to eating 10 bowl of rice.

26. Say all the dirty words first, and then wipe your mouth.

27. I didn't eat today. Show Chinese on an empty stomach.

28. Sorry, I forgot to reply to your message. I was playing with my mobile phone just now.

29. After passing the security check, I was stopped and said that I had controlled knives. I'm confused. I asked where there was a knife. The security guard said: your beauty will become a knife to stab others.

I want to help the poor when I grow up. Please help me when I grow up.