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One night, the little white rabbit was watching TV.
At this time, a doctor in the program was demonstrating the tiger's mouth and said, "If this position of your hand hurts here, just hold it down and rub it ..."
The little white rabbit pressed it and felt very painful, so he rubbed it while pressing it.
The doctor added, "If you feel that the pain in your hands has eased, it will be more comfortable to secretly touch your lower abdomen."
The little white rabbit felt it, as if it were really comfortable.
The doctor said, "Well, dear audience, if you have dysmenorrhea in the future, you can use this method, and you will be much more comfortable as you are now ..."
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The little white rabbit went to the shop to buy bread. There was no one in the shop.
So, the little white rabbit asked an old man selling popsicles next to him, "Aunt, why hasn't the bread seller come yet?"
Aunt said without looking up, "Oh, he, the bread is in trouble!" " "
The little white rabbit said, "Gao, it's none of his business to have bread!" " "
Aunt said, "Without bread, can he not be in the shop?"
White rabbit: ...
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The little white rabbit saw that the robbers in Hong Kong gangster movies were cool, so he decided to rob a bank.
On this day, the white rabbit prepared the headgear, left a crutch in the ground and swaggered to the bank.
Unfortunately, as soon as he got to the bank, he saw the TV station. ...