1. Did you drink dichlorvos like cola and drink your 80 cents and 12 pounds of brain into a fool?

2. Is the water in your mind meant to water the green tree in your heart?

3. Either you have a bad brain, or you are missing a string; your heart is quite healthy, but you are missing an eye.

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5. I think you look like the American economy in the 1970s.

6. Can your drama be as small as your money?

7. Don’t yell at me, I was bitten by a dog when I was a child.

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9. You two are really a good match. It seems that Yuelao’s garbage classification is quite good

10. Which page of the Classic of Mountains and Seas are you on?

11. Why are you laying eggs all day long?

12. I want to spit on you, but I am afraid that my spit will be stained

13. I know Even if you are a rectum person, you can't use your mouth to do it.

14. Good-looking girls admire each other, but ugly pigs are jealous.

15. I gave you this face just to prevent puppy love.

16. Promise me not to stay up late tonight, okay? Don't let yourself get ugly, okay baby.

17. Don’t open your mouth and just talk about your father and your mother. If you are really filial, what will you say?

18. It’s quite lonely to have a household registration of only one page

19. You are an authentic beauty. You are only a beauty when you are authentic because there is no light

20. Don’t think that the world has abandoned you. The world has no time to care about you.

21. Don’t cry in front of my grave, dirtying my path of reincarnation!

22. You are Shakespeare. Aunt? Jeanne Masto.

23. Cai Wenji’s stun skill can only be used once in your home, right?

24. You are not smart, yet you still imitate others!

25. Did you grow your head to make yourself look taller?

26. When someone says something to you, you immediately jump out and accuse your partner of cheating on you without even noticing it for months.

27. You are inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people in the world of numbers and letters.

28. As the saying goes, sour sons and spicy daughters, your mother raised you to eat a bowl of hot and sour noodles downstairs.

29. When God closes a door for you, he will always leave many unlocking phone numbers on the wall for you.

30. You always feel that you are great, but not everyone takes you seriously!

31. Strange, your name was Li Chuang yesterday, why did you change your name to Li Men today?

32. Hello, "Jeanne Martha", sister of Mona Lisa.

33. The heifer sat on the light bulb, and the cow beeped and flashed.

34. I advise you not to have plastic surgery. It is more reliable to reincarnate as soon as possible!

35. The number of people who are scared to death by your face every year can rank Fibonacci.

36. I don’t need others to point me to my own path. I have long legs and I can walk on my own.

37. It’s a pity that you don’t want to be a cook. You are so good at shirking the blame.

38. May you be fed when you eat and pushed when you walk.

39. Your lung capacity is quite large, you can blow like this

40. I really envy your skin, you take good care of it.

41. You are the best and you are the best. Go and fly a plane in the sea

42. Only after seeing you do you know what it means to be blessed by God

43. I know how to scare people with my face at a young age

44. I look so creative and live so courageously.

45. Doesn’t the logic of your words resonate with your brain?