I accompanied three friends in college, to make a long story short. I know something about it. What I say next may cause some people to panic. Please bear with me!

My three friends don't know what cramps are. When they came back from the shower together, they decided to shorten it. According to my observation, there is no need for surgery. It happened that one of them insisted that shortening it would make XJ feel better, which made the other two full of imagination and relaxation, so they made up their minds to go to the hospital. In case of accidents, they need me to accompany them. At least one body collector.

After going to the hospital for examination, the doctor said that it belongs to the kind that can not be cut, and some experts said that GT can not be completely exposed as long as BP is turned back by hand. These three BT ideological classes also escaped, and the fare was also consumed. If they don't cut, they will feel sorry for themselves and decide to use knives. (It's still a laser knife, probably similar to that in Star Wars, hehe ...)

Three people were brought into the inner room, but all three thousand annoying hairs beside the dust root were broken. It is said that nurse MM moved her hand, and I wonder if the three guys are in YY. Then washed in vain, disinfected, locally anesthetized, on the chopping board, and the door of the operating room was closed, just waiting to hear screams.

About half an hour, (I don't remember exactly how long, that is, I smoked five cigarettes), and the three guys came out together, with their legs 30 degrees apart. That's hilarious. I asked, "Big Brother, how do you feel?" The vulture stole my lines ...

A person just laughed and didn't answer, and a person closed his eyes and still thought. The last one frowned and said, everyone is lying down and can't see how to move the knife. They were anesthetized, but they didn't feel pain, just smelled a burning smell ... "(cold ...)

I thought it was over, but this is just the beginning of the story. I didn't guess the ending of the story, hehe ...

Back at school, the three of them were embarrassed to walk with those crab legs, so they had to walk as usual. After returning to the dormitory, one of them went to lie down and rest, and the other two began to surf the FIFA network. At 6: 00 pm, two guys on the FIFA network felt something was wrong, so they went to see the wound and found blood oozing from the bandaged gauze. The two guys were frightened and went to lie down, but it was a little late and the blood was expanding. Eight o'clock in the evening, two people.

After arriving at the hospital, there was a young MM doctor on duty in the emergency department. These two guys are so proud at this time that they are embarrassed to go to the clinic. I rushed up to Dr. MM and said, "These two friends came here today and lost BP, and now the wound is still bleeding ..." Dr. MM blinked and listened to me and told us to wait for the doctor in X building. As soon as we went upstairs, we heard Dr. MM laughing while covering her mouth. Those two people almost.

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The night passed in someone's screams.

In the next two days, Bleeding II also restored BQ ability. In the evening, they listened to three guys humming in turn. The other buddies in our dormitory were also bored and decided to kick those three guys out of the house. Fortunately, these three guys dare not sleep. Before we started, they automatically got dressed and went out, saying that they would go to the all-night video hall to watch movies to kill the long night. When they were out of the door, a senior in the dormitory said slowly, "If the boss of the disco has a conscience to show two pornographic films tonight, we will collect their bodies tomorrow." ..............................................................................................................................

Later days passed, and those guys who often watched videos would doze off in class during the day. I am really afraid that they will suddenly scream when they fall asleep, hehe. ...

None of the brothers in our dormitory are nice people, and they all set their computer desktops as sexy as they want, so those three guys are afraid to come back to the dormitory and look around when they come back, hahahahaha ... (This behavior is extremely dangerous, and minors are strictly forbidden to follow suit)

It is estimated that after two weeks, the wound no longer hurts, and the three poor guys began to endure the last level. It's ... it's ... they're growing their hair! Hehe, according to them, long hair is particularly itchy and I can't help but want to tickle, but this behavior is really unsightly. MM will be miserable if she sees it, hehehehehe. ...

About a month and a half later, the farce ended, and now one of the three people is married. I also specially asked this fellow villager on QQ, is his married life normal, do you need his brother's help or something, hehe. ...

This friend also said: Is it better after cutting BP? I was really confused at that time. There was never XJ before cutting. How can I compare whether it is better after cutting?

Only this article is dedicated to all friends who think BP is too long!