? 1. Can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?
? 2. What do you belong to? You belong to me.
? Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.
? 4. The sea of misery is boundless, and then it was me!
? I have the ability, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.
? 6. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.
? 7. Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.
? 8. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage."
? 9. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.
? 10. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.
? 1 1. "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."
? 12. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me%.
? 13. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."
? 14. Do you smell anything? No, the air was sweet when you came out.
? 15. It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me.
? 16. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
? 17. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.
? 18. This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.
? 19. Do you know my biggest weakness? This is your fault.
? 20. I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.
? 2 1. "I count, you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."
? 22. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."
? 23. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."
? 24. I am really a playboy. I like you and everyone.
? 25. "Please mind your mouth." "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."
? 26. "Let's eat the whole family bucket" and "Then we will be a family"
? 27. "If I were wandering, what would you be?" "What?" "Jingle, jingle, jingle."
? 28. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" "What wine?" "Always with you"
? 29. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.
? 30. "I think I'm selfish." "Where's selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."
? 3 1. For people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love!
? 32. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.
? 33. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "like dogs" and "Wang ~"
? 34. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
? 35. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."
? I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?
? 37. "Let's eat noodles", "What noodles" and "Your heart"
? 38. Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.
? 39. "I used to have many hobbies, but now I only have one." "What is it?" "only love you"
? 40. I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.
? 4 1. "White wedding dress, holding flowers, what is the title of this song?" Let's get married. "Of course."
? 42. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."
? 43. "I like sweet things and candy, and what I want most is our wedding candy."
? 44. Why can't you gain weight? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."
? 45. "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."
? 46. "Do you know the difference between you and a monkey?" Monkeys have tails and I don't? "No, monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart."
? 47. "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "
? 48. "I am a difficult person to approach" Why? "Kiss me if you don't believe me."
? 49. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."
? 50. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"
? 5 1. "I, I like being alone" and then what? "Then he sent me one. Then what?"
? 52. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."
? 53. "I want to travel." "Where to?" "In your heart."
? 54. I have super powers and like you very much.
? Everyone else is changing their minds, but from the moment I met you, I never gave up.
? 56. The game will end, but I don't think you will.
? I'm interviewing for your boyfriend.
? 58. How about drinking later? Let's have our wedding.
? 59. I lack necessities and you.
? 60. Three things are alive, you, you and you.
? 6 1. Why did you make me drunk? Because you are intoxicating.
? 62. I'm a little afraid of you recently because I'm afraid of my wife.
? 63. Can you be my girlfriend? No, I'll think of something.
? 64. Do you know what I like to drink? Take good care of you.
? 65. Do you know why I have a cold? I lost my resistance because I met you.
? 66. Everyone says you have a round face, but I think you have a square face. Why else are you so straight?
? Meeting you is like carrot rain in the rabbit world.
? 68. Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.
? 69. I think I am a playboy. I like every look of you.
? 70. If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.
? 7 1. Why are you dressed like this today? That's what I like.
? 72. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
? 73. Let me get this straight. Do you want to be in my family tree?
? 74. I have super powers and like you very much.
? 75. Can you help me with some washing? Like me.
? 76. Do you know what fruit I like best? It's you, pistachio.
? 77. Do you want to collect idle baby? Anyway, my baby is free
? 78. I like a shop very much Your phone.
? 79. Tell you about the types of mud, mashed potatoes and plasticine. I like mud very much.
? 80. Do you have a lighter? No. Then why can you still light my heart?
? 8 1. You get up early, I get up early, and we will be together sooner or later. You don't sleep, I don't sleep, you see how well we match.
? 82. My eyes are shorter, because I can only see you.
? I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, that is, I won't leave you.
? 84. I'll get something. Wait a minute. I will marry you.
? 85. I applied moisturizing cream. What cream would you like to pair with?
? 86. Bao, I went for an infusion.
? 87. I traveled. Where did I travel? I wander in your mind.
? 88. What class shall I take? I miss you all the time.
? 89. I went to eat the large intestine. I love you deeply.
? 90. I want to raise a bird, me and your love birds.
? 9 1. I was vaccinated today. What vaccine did I get? I love you every second.
? 92. I bought insurance today. What insurance did I buy? If I love you, I have to risk my life.
? 93. I went to eat today. What did I eat to make you listen?
? 94. I am very happy today. Be careful when it thunders.
? 95. I went to grow cotton. What kind of cotton do I grow? I have deep feelings for you.