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A cat: hello, audience, it's time to ask the cat couple 100 again. In this program, we are very lucky to have invited two sow feet of ghosthunt. Please welcome them with warm applause! !

(Music starts! Lights up! Clap your hands! Deadpan Lu Na appeared in a shy and timid linen dress. Wait! Why are there four or five oil bottles behind? ! )

A cat: Wait a minute, gentlemen. What are those things behind you? !

Lu Na: People!

A cat: = _ =! ! I know it's a person. I don't remember any gifts from the program group! (whispering)

Everybody: Hey, what items? You can't invite us if you want! Cut the crap! The head of our organization has been cheated by you, of course, we must obey the command of that leader! If you don't stop talking nonsense, you will be "clean"! (Everyone = Zi Ling, Monk, John, Zhensha, Lin)

A cat: (cold sweat) Yes! Yes! Everybody, please be seated!

1. May I know your name?

That: One House in Shibuya.

M: Tagiyama Mai.

A cat: ... Lu Tongxue, please tell me your real name.

That: secret.

A cat: It seems that your name is no longer a secret. .....

Then: How do you know? ! Where did you hear that? ! Who told you that? ! (glaring at the audience)

Some cat: ... skip this question! (Really an iceberg narcissist, really annoying! )

2. age?

That: 18 years old.

Ma: 17 years old.

A cat: Huh? I remember, aren't you 17 and 16? !

That: will you never grow up? (contempt)

A cat: ah, yes, yes ... that was more than a year ago.

3. gender?

Then: Why should I answer your boring question?

Ma: ... female. (Turning to Lu Na) Lu Na!

That is: ... male.

A cat: (Looking at Aunt Ma, I burst into tears ...) Aunt Ma, thank you!

4. What is your own personality?

That: perfect.

Everyone in the audience: (booing ...)

A cat: (whispering to himself: I knew you would say that ...)

M: (thoughtfully ...) Well ... be cheerful!

5. What do you think of the other person's personality?

That: idiot!

Ma: Narcissism!

(Staring at each other ...)

A cat: It smells like gunpowder. ...

6. When did two people meet? Where is it?

That is: a year ago, the audio-visual classroom of ant school.

M: Right, right. My classmates and I were telling ghost stories.

Cat: OK ... this is finally a safety question. ...

7. What's your first impression of the other person?

I didn't notice her.

A cat: ...

Zhensha: Aunt Ma, you are poor. ...

Ma: (angry) A suspicious person who smiles without smiling!

8. What do you like about each other?

That is: my brother's character.

A cat: Lu Na, you have a brother fetish. ...

Ma: (shy ...) tenderness in dreams

A cat: flax! That's not Lu Na. ...

M: I know ... but Kim is gone!

Cat: You mean ... if Kim is here ... (looking at Lu Na ... someone is expressionless and his eyes are dark ...) Hurry up to the next question!

9. What do you hate about each other?

That: (deadpan) hanging out with monks and Anyuan all day.

Monk: Yo, Lu Na will be jealous, too. ...

That: I'm afraid she's getting more and more stupid.

Everybody: What do you mean? ! Are you saying that we are stupid? !

A cat: Stop! Make money harmoniously, make money harmoniously. What about linen?

M: Do you still want to ask? ! Narcissism! Super narcissism!

A cat: Ma Yi! Please control your emotions! Next question!

10, do you think you hit it off?

That: not good

M: Not good.

A cat: Huh? Guys, this is ...

That: Is it possible for me to be as stupid as her?

M: Is it possible for me to be as narcissistic as him?

Everyone: Then how did you get together? ! (Ask the cat what it wants to ask)

Na&Ma: Who stipulates that you can't be together if you have a bad relationship?

A cat: Khan ... United front ... is husband and wife, next question!

1 1, how do you address each other?

That: linen

M: Lu Na.

Zhensha: (heartbroken) Lu Na never calls my name. ...

12. What do you want the other person to call you?

That: That's good.

M: Well ... I wish he had been more gentle when he called my name. ...

Everyone: Ma Yi! Happiness lies in contentment!

A cat: Yes, Aunt Ma, you are happier than real sand.

13. If you compare an animal, who do you think the other person is?

That is: dogs.

Ma: Peacock!

A cat/crowd: Aunt Ma, you have spoken our minds!

14. If you want to give someone a gift, which one would you choose?

That: self-defense cheats.

A cat: Huh? ! This kind of thing? I thought it was diamonds and jewelry or something.

That is: she is always attacked.

A cat: hmm ... that Lou is so considerate and moved ... where is the linen?

Marijuana: a dictionary of polite expressions

15. What gift do you want?

That is: ... nothing to want.

Monk: Huh? ! Lu Na, don't you want anything? ! Aunt Ma, I want, I want a kiss from Aunt Ma Xiao.

That: (deadpan) Monk, if it's nothing, you can go.

M: All he has to do is smile gently at me often.

A cat/crowd: basically delusional.

16. Are you dissatisfied with each other? What is the general situation?

That: I thought it said, don't ask me the same kind of questions again and again!

A cat: (cursing in my heart ...) Please look at question 9.

Ma: Lu, how can you treat cats like this? ! This cat is poor. ...

Everyone: Ma Yi's sympathy is flooding again.

17, what's your problem?

That: No.

Everyone: Lu Na, your answer is outrageous!

Ma Yi: Well ... you often dream. ...

A cat: (turning to Lu Na ... some people are still expressionless ...)

18, what's the problem with the other party?

That: sneak in!

M: Needless to say. Cold narcissism!

Everyone: Very rare. They both hit the nail on the head.

19. What did the other party do (including mistakes) that would make you unhappy?

That is: refuse to answer the same type of questions repeatedly.

A cat: (want to cry without tears ... see Ma Yi)

Ma: cats ... I can't stand it either. Can we not beat around the bush on the same issue?

A cat: I hate questioners! Next question!

20. What did you do to make the other person unhappy (including mistakes)?

That is: ...

Horse: ...

A cat: ... next question

2 1. What is your relationship?

That: private, refused to answer.

A cat: Lu Na, you are so cunning! (Nothing can be done about flax)

M: ... well, as we all know. ...

Everybody/a cat: What is the level of public knowledge? ! What kind of answer is that?

22. Where was the first date between two people?

That is: I never waste time on dating.

M: You talk nonsense! Have you ever dated Jin Sha?

Zhensha: (I giggle ... giggle ...)

A cat: Lu Na, you are really unfair.

That: fair? Why don't you exchange real sand for linen?

Zhensha: I do!

Ma: ... forget it, cat. Next question, please.

23. What was the atmosphere between them at that time?

Cat: This question is automatically invalidated.

24. How far did you go?

A cat: invalid!

25. What is the usual date place?

A cat: invalid ...

26. What will you do for each other's birthday?

That is: give her a day off.

A cat: Huh? ! That's it? Aunt Ma, you are pathetic.

Ma: (excited) Being an assistant to a workaholic who has been squeezed for a long time! I am very satisfied! !

Everyone: Aunt Ma, you are miserable.

Zhensha: Aunt Ma, Lu Na is still yours. I don't want it.

Cat: Lu Na, you are really angry ... and you?

M: Make good use of this holiday to sleep and don't let him down.

A cat: I will fall! You two are made for each other.

27. Who confessed?

That: me

M: Me.

A cat: Huh? ! Which way is it? !

M: It's me! Before returning to England.

You confessed to Kim.

Everyone: So, Lu, you finally can't help it? !

Cat: Actually, that Lu is also very poor ... living in the shadow of gold. ...

28. How much do you like each other?

That: hmm ... if the ceiling falls, I'll block it for her.

A cat: ... can I understand it as: desperately in love?

That: (default)

M: I like it very much! I like it so much that even his family will like it! Especially his brother ... (shocked and rude, covering his mouth ...)

Everyone/a cat: Lu Na, we deeply sympathize with you!

That: (shrugs) Never mind, I'm used to it.

29. So, do you love each other?

So: What do you think?

A cat: ... I can understand it from the last question: Do you like it very much?

That: (default)

Everyone: Moderator, you idiot, you can tolerate Ma Yi's gaffes. Do you need to ask? !

Ma: Love!

A cat: Aunt Ma, I believe you this time!

30. What does the other person say that will make you feel unable to refuse?

That: coquetry begged me to accept the commission.

Everybody/a cat: That's all? ...

So: What are you expecting? !

A cat: No! Don't! Where is the linen?

M: There is basically no way to refuse.

A cat: Huh? Why?

M: Have you ever seen an employee who can refuse to be sent by the boss?

A cat: = _ =! ! The contractor is in bad business.

3 1. What would you do if you thought the other person was suspected of changing his mind?

That: (turning to stare at Ma Yi, a cat suddenly feels chilly)

Ma: (sniffling) Don't look at me like that ... director.

A cat: Lu Na, we have seen your murderous eyes. Please take back your eyes. Thank you. Ma?

Ma: Call him a bloody dog!

A cat: Aunt Ma, you are so strong! Support you!

32. Can you forgive the other person for changing his mind?

Then: What do you say?

A cat: (Didi Khan, again. The indifference of the director's adult is really not covered. . . )

M: No.

33. What would you do if the other party was late for the appointment by more than 1 hour?

Some cat: This question seems to have been skipped again.

34. Which part of your partner's body do you like best?

That: all of them.

Ma: Side face.

A cat:. . . I really feel sorry for Lu Na. (See the brief description of Kim in the novel for details. )

35. What is the sexy expression of the other person?

That: linen? Sexy? (Looking up and down)

A cat:. . . Where is the linen?

Ma: When sleeping.

Everyone/a cat: Wow ~ ~ So you do. . .

M: Huh? What happened? I saw it when Lu Na was sleeping in the car!

Everybody/a cat: pour! Aunt Ma, you are so stupid.

36. What makes your heart beat faster together?

That is: ... when Aunt Ma needs my protection.

A cat: What's that?

That: for example, when I go down the well.

Ma: Ah ~ ~ At that time, the little expression was very similar to his expression in the dream! My heart is really beating fast.

That: (staring) Aunt Ma. . . There is a limit to my patience.

A cat:. . . Next question!

37. Have you ever cheated on each other? Are you good at lying?

That:. . .

M: (pointing) He has been lying!

Everyone: Lu Na is a liar! Even the name is fake!

Cat: Lu Na, it seems that you have caused public outrage again.

That: next question!

38. What is the happiest thing to do?

That: She was making tea for me while I was reading.

A cat: How sweet. . .

Ma: When protecting me and encouraging me.

Everyone: It's very warm. . .

39. Have you ever quarreled?

That: I quarreled.

M: It happens all the time.

Everyone: This question is too humorous. . . It is not normal for them not to quarrel.

40. What kind of quarrels are they?

That: Usually she started it.

M: What? ! Because you look great and self-righteous!

That: Look. . .

Cat: I see. . .

4 1, how to make up after that?

That: Usually I apologize first.

M: Well, when he wakes up, he will apologize.

Everyone: So Lu Na was wrong? !

M: No. . He is too cunning to take advantage of all the benefits first.

That: You are too slow!

M: You! . . .

A cat: Next question!

42. Do you still want to be a lover after reincarnation?

That's not bad, but I hope she has a twin sister, too

A cat:. . .

M: I really want to know when Kim will be reborn!

That is: you must die. He will never die.

A cat: Lu Na, you are so black-bellied!

43. When will you feel loved?

That: when she made me tea.

A cat: Lu Na, your requirements are really low.

M: When protecting me.

44. When will it make you feel that maybe he doesn't love me anymore?

That: when she was asleep.

A cat: Understandable. . . Ma Yili had a strong rival in love in her dream.

M: When he was dating Zhensha.

A cat: Well, Zhensha, you don't have to be so happy.

45. How do you express your love?

That is: protection.

M: Hmm. . . I don't know. It is good for him to scold him. Does making tea for him count? . . .

A cat:. . . Aunt Ma, I suddenly found that you are very dereliction of duty.

Everyone: Yes, if you think about it, you really can't find a way to express your love with flax.

A cat: Lu Na. . . I suddenly realized that I misunderstood you. In contrast, your love is more direct.

That: I am used to it.

46. What do you think is the best flower?

That: Sunflowers.

Hemp: Lotus.

A cat: What a fit!

47. Is there anything hidden between two people?

That:. . .

A cat: Lu Na, I know you must regret it now.

That is: I just regret doing your show.

M: No!

That: Yes, you did. You lied that you kept seeing Kim in your dreams.

M: That's because I'm shy! I thought it was you.

That: No matter what the reason, hiding is hiding.

A cat: hello, I said two, please go home and close the door if you have any bills.

48. What kind of complex do you have?

That: No.

A cat: Huh? Why do I think you have a brother complex? !

Everyone: He didn't. . . Because he even tried to dissect Kim's body. . .

M: No.

Everyone/a cat: (whispering) You have a complex of loving someone else's brother.

49. Is the relationship between two people open or secret?

That: redundant questions.

Ma: Drive.

Everyone:. . . If it weren't for our sharp eyes, it would probably be a secret.

50. Do you think our love can last forever?

That: From a psychological point of view, it should be possible.

M: Yes!

A cat: Yo-ho, then we're going to enter the last 50 questions of "witnessing the love between two people".

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5 1. Are you an attacker or a receiver?

That is: attack.

A cat: (whispering) Mm-hmm, it is unlikely to be affected by it. . .

Marijuana: suffering

Everyone: It seems that Luna is overbearing.

52. Why did you make such a decision?

That: Because she is stupid.

Cat: Lu Na, do you have any experience?

That: Do you think I am a person who needs to learn?

Everyone: Narcissists are all self-taught. . . Genius!

M: Yes. . . Because you can see his face.

A cat: Wow! Aunt Ma, your answer is so embarrassing.

53. Are you satisfied with the present situation?

That: Basically.

M: Yes. . . What else do you want? !

A cat: It sounds like Luna is a little dissatisfied.

54. Where is the first H?

That: privacy, refusing to answer.

A cat: (looking at Aunt Ma piteously)

M: (blushing) I was in the office when I was left to work overtime. . .

L: huh? ! How come I didn't find it!

A cat: Ah, Lin Sang seldom makes a sound!

55. How did you feel at that time?

That is: I found other interests besides work.

Everyone/a cat:. . . . . .

Ma: (blushes). . . It turns out that Luna will have other expressions.

Everyone/a cat:. . . . . .

56. What was the other person like at that time?

That: cute

Ma: tenderness

Everyone/a cat: Wow! I really want to see it! !

57. What was the first thing you said on your first night in the morning?

Then: "Aunt Ma, don't pretend to sleep when you wake up!" " "

A cat: vomiting blood. . .

Ma: throw up together. .

58. What are the hours per week?

Namely: 1-2 times

A cat: It seems quite temperate.

Ma: (blushes. . . )

59. Ideally, how many times a week do you think is the best?

That is: every day, if possible.

A cat: Ah, Lu Na, so you are so evil?

That is: I always belong to the tireless type of things that interest me.

M: Yes. . . Can I choose?

Everyone/a cat: You have no choice in flax!

60. what kind of h

That: it feels good!

Everybody/a cat: A nosebleed. . .

Ma: (continuing to blush) That's it. . .

6 1. What is your most sensitive part?

So: You want to know?

A cat: (Sweat! ) flax!

M: Me. . . I don't know.

That: Look, I told you it was a fool.

62. What is the most sensitive part of the other party?

Then: Is this different from the last question? You just want to find a way to ask my sensitive parts.

A cat: wronged the director, you are too sensitive. . .

M: Ah, cat, how do you know it's sensitive? ! (hostility)

Everyone: PIA flying cat!

A cat was hit by PIA. . . )

63. If you describe the other person in H in one sentence?

That is: refuse to answer repeated questions.

(A cat that PIA flew over came back again, so she couldn't get off the line of fire with minor injuries.)

That: (looking at Ma Yi) You can stop blushing. If you continue to be red, you will burn, idiot.

Frankly speaking, do you like H?

That is: this is the only thing I am interested in outside of work.

M: If the object is. . . I like it.

Cat: Aunt Ma, you finally said something to make Luna happy.

Monk: I have no chance.

Everyone: You just know?

65. Where is H?

That: My home.

M: His home. . . My home is inconvenient. . .

A cat: I see. Aunt Ma still lives in the teacher's house, right? !

Everyone: Why not the office? I really want to peek.

That: just to prevent you.

66. Where do you want to try?

That: That's good.

M: As long as you are with me, you can go anywhere.

67. Is the shower before or after H?

Then: Why do you ask in such detail? !

A cat:. . . Marijuana . .

Ma: Wash it before and after!

68. Do they have any agreements in H?

That: make an appointment for her next attack.

Ma: Always fail.

69. Have you ever had sex with anyone other than your lover?

That: No (looking at Ma Yi)

M: No! (Staring back)

70. Do you agree or disagree with the view that if you can't get your heart, you should at least get your body?

opposition

M: How is that possible? Of course I object!

7 1. What would you do if the other person was raped by a mob?

That: (the air around me becomes very dignified and gives off a faint white light)

Some cat: Wait! Lu Na, I know what you will do. Take it easy!

M: No one dares to do such a thing.

Everyone/a cat: I absolutely agree!

72. Do you feel embarrassed in front of H? Or after?

That: She was sorry from beginning to end.

M: He is not embarrassed at all.

Everyone/a cat: = _ =! !

73. What would you do if a good friend said to you, "I'm lonely, so tonight, okay …" and asked H?

That: Dear friends!

A cat: That Lu is really heartless.

Real sand: . . I'm hopeless

M: I don't have such friends. I believe everyone!

Everyone/a cat: Aunt Ma, you are so stupid.

74. Do you think you are good at H?

That: There is nothing I am not good at.

A cat: I expected that you would always answer like this.

M: Not good at it. . . But Lu Na will teach me. . .

Everyone/a cat: Lu Na, you are really hard.

75. What about the other party?

That: idiot

M: Hey, who are you calling an idiot? I have no experience.

Who do you want to have experience with? !

A cat: Stop! Impulse is the devil!

76. What do you want the other person to say in H?

That: Just call me by my name.

M: He can hardly say anything. . .

A cat:. . .

77. Which expression do you prefer when using H?

That: all of them.

M: Hmm. . I'm all of it, too.

Everyone: Hey?

Ma: Basically only this time, his expression has been very gentle.

Everyone/a cat: Ma Yi is going to be a spitter.

78. Do you think it's okay to be with someone other than your lover?

That: No.

M: No.

A cat: I don't think so.

79. Are you interested in SM?

That: Not interested.

A cat: Huh? So Lou's not interested?

That: I won't do anything to hurt Ma Yi.

M: What is SM?

Monk: (evil smile) Do you want to try Aunt Ma?

That: (staring)

Monk: (in fear) Lu Na, if you keep staring at me, I will freeze to death.

80. What would happen if the other person suddenly stopped wanting your body?

That is: respect her decision.

M: Are there any other women? !

That: It's hard enough just to teach you.

8 1. What do you think of rape?

That: the impossible thing for me.

Ma: (excited! ) the act of killing a thousand knives!

Everyone/a cat: Then help yourself, Lu Tongxue.

82. What is the more painful thing in H?

That is: no matter how you teach, you can't teach it. You always want to be an attacker.

M: You can't learn well.

Everyone/a cat: Aunt Ma, you are dead. You have no talent for this.

83. What makes you most excited and anxious since H?

That: It's all the same to me.

M: First time in the office.

Everybody/a cat: Stop it, I missed it.

84. Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

That is: her existence itself is a temptation.

Everybody/a cat: (Shocked! ) Ma Yi, I didn't expect you to have such a great charm!

M: No.

85. How did the attacker react at that time?

M: Yes. . . . . .

Everyone/a cat: It seems that the initiative is entirely in Lu Na's hands.

86. Did the attacker commit rape?

That: No.

M: No. . Because even if I don't want to at first, I will be angered by him.

Everyone/a cat: (spit. . . Nosebleed)

87. What was the response of the recipients at that time?

Everyone/a cat: the passport to happiness drops this question!

88. For you, what is the ideal image of "being an H-object"?

That: linen

M: Lu Na.

A cat: (clenched fist, shed tears)

89. Does your current partner meet your ideal?

That: Yes, if the technology is improved a little.

A cat: Aunt Ma, you have to refuel!

M: Very ideal.

Everyone/a cat: You have no right to ask for anything else.

90. Have you ever used props in H?

That: No.

M: What do you mean by props?

A cat:. . . Next question!

9 1. How old were you for the first time?

That: 18

Ma: 17

A cat: Yo-ho!

92. Was the object at that time the current lover?

Of course

M: Hmm. . .

A cat: Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

93. What's your favorite place to be kissed?

That is: lips.

Hemp: lips.

Everyone/a cat: what a coincidence!

94. What is your favorite place to kiss each other?

That: all of them.

Ma: Or lips.

Everyone/a cat: (I have a nosebleed again. . ) No wonder Ma Yi likes it. Lu Na's lips are so sexy!

95. What is the most pleasing thing in H?

She has been very happy.

A cat: You really have confidence in yourself.

M: It seems that he will be very happy if his name is called.

Everyone/a cat: = _ =! ! Lu Na's requirements are really low.

96, H, what would you think?

Then: Try another posture next time.

A cat: = _ =! ! That Lu is really tireless!

M: Yes. . . I only want to Lu Na!

97. How many hours per night?

That: suit yourself.

A cat: What is the concept of sweating?

M: Lu Na always comes whenever he wants. . . . . .

Everyone/a cat: Thank you, Aunt Ma!

98, H, did you take off your clothes yourself or did the other person take them off for you?

That: I'll help her take it off.

Everyone/a cat: = _ =! ! We already know that you are strong!

99. What is H to you?

That: prove that she belongs to me.

Ma: It proves that he still has a gentle side.

100 Finally, please say a word to your lover.

That: Aunt Ma, make tea!

M: Yes. . . I'm starting to miss Kim.

Everyone/a cat:. . . . . .