2. My deskmate changed the screen name to "Before your father died", and then added our class teacher. So the class teacher's QQ often prompts: your father asked to add you as a friend before his death; Your father invited you to play a parking space before he died; Your father gave you a QQ show before he died; Your father stole your food before he died; Your father reported you before he died; Your father forwarded your Weibo before he died. . . Worst of all: your father left you a message before he died ~ ~
When Zhang Wei came home, he found his wife Anna and her lover Chien Sun talking and laughing in the bedroom. He was furious and pointed at Chien Sun and scolded, "Bastard, get out of here." Chien Sun did not show weakness: "You should get out, Anna loves me." Zhang Wei is still cursing, and Chien Sun proposes a duel to decide who owns Anna. When they came to another room, Chien Sun said, "We fired into the air, and then two people lay on the ground and pretended to be dead to see who Anna would come first. Whoever she comes first means that she will have whoever she loves. " Zhang Wei agreed. After two shots, Anna ran in and found both of them lying on the ground. She cheered at once and ran to the wardrobe and shouted, "Honey, come out! They are all dead. "
4. Lin Xiaoxiao went to school. Teacher Wang teaches students pinyin. Teacher Wang taught me to write the first letters b, p and m. Lin Xiaoxiao doesn't like to think, but he can't learn. After the exam, Mix scribbled a few words on the test paper. The teacher was very angry and called the little mother. Teacher Wang said: "Lin Xiaoxiao is not serious in class, and he doesn't even know the initials and finals." The little mother was furious with Mix and said, "Mom is your own mother. Where did your ears go when your father called your grandmother' mother-in-law'? " Remember, I am the birth mother, and my grandmother is my mother-in-law! "
An alcoholic was beaten by a woman as soon as he got home and lay down.
The drunkard said, "I'm not drunk. Why did you hit me? "
The woman beat and scolded: "Are you still drunk? Even the room is wrong! "
The drunkard squinted at the woman and said, "Sorry, it's not my wife ..."
As soon as he finished speaking, he was severely hit on the head: "Bullshit, I'm your wife, and I went to visit my neighbor's house!" " "