Selected classic lines of Tong Xiangyu.
1 Have a safe trip, the horse will arrive soon ... No, the donkey will succeed!
Article 2 of the family law: it is strictly forbidden to go near any place with water without an adult, including the support of the well. Those who violate the regulations will be fined and advised to study again.
I serve you, I respect you, and my heart worships you.
Who cares about you? I care about my pillar and my room. The beam has just been renovated for half a year.
Ask whether this mountain is the highest in the world. A loving baby is like a treasure. If you are sentimental, you will grow old. I love you so much that I can't forget it. I can't forget your tears, your kindness, your intoxicating lingering, and the faint smell of tobacco between my fingers. ...
Article 6 of the store rules prohibits collecting tips and jewelry without permission!
He's amazing! You don't know I'm telling you. ...
You should live a better life than a scholar, stay there if you have nothing to do, spend less effort and eat less.
He ate and vomited.
10 The scholar is right-they are all children. People are alive and well, so why accompany an irrelevant person! ? Forget it ... state-owned laws, killing people has to pay the price. This is the price of blood.
1 1 Don't forget it! What a pity to throw away such a beautiful memory.
12 This is my belongings, not your scholar.
13 If there is a fate, you will come to pay homage; If there is no fate, you will live far apart. Why do we have to meet with each other before we can get married? Talking about your other half must be martial arts, okay?
14 mesbu takes all!
15 My heart is too soft to stand the torture. Please keep this hairpin! Stab your foot! He pricked and scratched, which made him ache and itch, but he still couldn't catch it.
16 if a person makes me grateful, I will give my life to him; If a person touches me, I will give myself to him!
17 forehead is wrong. The forehead was wrong from the beginning. If the forehead does not marry, the forehead will not die, and the forehead will not be reduced to a sad place. ...
18 What a beautiful woman.
19 From now on, rags and brooms will never leave your body. This is the new store rule. Please write it down.
I regret not poisoning her chicken soup!
Tong Xiangyu's classic lines are the latest.
1 Not enough, I bullied her to death ... Take out the mirror and fix her makeup first.
Not even palm windows!
3 well said! In fact, whether it is food or the highest state of life, it is between right and wrong, and between light and salty!
Applause that was almost crazy.
Courage and recklessness are not the same thing at all. Let me tell you a story. I have a cousin who grew up with a big brain. Is a melon stupid or a melon? People say that he is afraid to ride a horse after drinking. I have to go riding. As a result, I fell off my horse and broke a dozen ribs. People say he is afraid of going into the water. Jump into the water in winter. As a result, I was frozen out and now I am still lying on the kang. This is reckless.
6 beautiful, beautiful.
7 I'm a woman, I can't carry my hands and shoulders, I can't do martial arts ... I'm not Huang Rong-I can't do martial arts-I don't have jing elder brother and perfect love-
Can you insert a chicken feather in the letter in an emergency? It's obviously a small matter.
We respect you on weekdays, not because of your clothes, nor because of bossing around all day. But because you have this heart. Willing to give my life to protect the people in this town.
10 is still very challenging for Xiao Guo to marry you.
1 1 Why don't you write a sitcom with such a sense of humor?
12 exhibition hall just broke up with me. I'm not sad at all. Not only that, it's everywhere. As if nothing had happened. Do I have to hide in the house every day, not eating or talking? Lacrimosa is all day, so you are happy? Don't forget, I'm the owner. There is still a responsibility on the shoulder. Anyone can fall, except me!
Let's wait ... in this long night, let's gather strength, get ready and open our eyes. The bright future is not far away, and there is still a long way to go. This is Xiu Yuan. I will be a white man from up, down, southeast and northwest, and I will be invincible wherever I go. ...
14 salary? Is there such a thing in the world?
15 I don't care that my super colorful glazed tile is broken.
16 A windy forehead helps you dress, a rainy forehead helps you hold an umbrella, a tired forehead helps you beat your legs, a hungry forehead helps you below, a cold forehead helps you not cover your hands, and a hot forehead helps you fan the wind. This is a woman's way.
17 scholar! Well, that smart, capable and cheap scholar.
You walk with your voice. Let's go
19 hold back, you must hold back, I can do it myself.
Whoever marries you to Xiao Guo … is to accumulate virtue and do good deeds.
2 1 Just say you like it, not a thief. ...
Let you buy officials to engage in corruption, and you will suffer. ...
Honey.-Are you hungry? If you are hungry, tell me, Yu Xiang, and I will fry your intestines. ...
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25 slaps, and you have to pay.
What's Miss Kim's name?
Love at first sight, love at first sight.
28 Oh-Zhan Tang, you are a little genius, naughty-
He bought your knife voluntarily. But don't forget, this business is based on mutual trust. Mouth likes you and trusts you, so he is willing to spend the money. Looks like you did make a profit. But don't forget, is this love, such a precious love, only worth three taels of silver? He can also sell pyramid schemes and cheat everywhere like you. Finally, the reputation and reputation accumulated over the years were lost. Is it worth it just to earn this little money?
For tomorrow, let's work together in Qi Xin and Qi Xin, and embrace Chaoyang with open arms!
Tong Xiangyu's classic lines collection
1 Mirror Mirror, tell me what they want.
Ray, play it back!
Either you didn't promise, and now that you have promised, you must do it well. You can't break your word. Your three brothers, for this ceremony, scrimped and saved. Not only that, they even sold their swords. You hope your brother's sword is the only relic left by his mother. They did so many things just to make you show off. As a result, you are still ... Beckham, aren't you treacherous? Is that okay?
There is nothing wrong with this statement. Don't steam steamed bread for breath. But this anger is an ambition for strength, not a trivial resentment. For bigger things, I will toss myself to death. And bring trouble to people around you. Is it worth it? Life has a lot of friction. More tolerance, more tolerance. Isn't it over yet? Is this not good?
Speak mandarin during the negotiation ...
6 perm is right! The temperature of the hand represents the temperature of the heart. Let our hearts beat, let our blood boil, let * * * burn and let our youth fly. ...
What's wrong with 7? It's time to marry a daughter-in-law when you have children!
8 store rules store rules, deduct money.
9 deserves to be the master of the Five Dynasties. Well said! Say "hero" theme!
I have made up my mind. From today on, I am no longer an exploiter who enjoys success. Instead, a brand-new me, a thoroughly remoulded me, regards career as life and love as career!
1 1 It's time to have a baby. Why don't you come back?
12 match shopkeeper, your childhood is not very happy!
13 You can sue me at the yamen and tell me that I owe you money. Then I will defend myself, argue, argue, and we will quarrel. We will fight with each other, we will be beaten black and blue, and then our arms and legs will fly around. Take advantage of this confusion and win the exhibition hall in one fell swoop.
14 to Xiaomi: foot, the other one!
15 No matter how high the martial arts are, no matter how wonderful the strategy is. You may not be a good catcher. People in rivers and lakes can do anything without a kind heart.
16 conspiracy is the enemy of love. You have been jumping up and down these days. You are very busy. Compare later, and don't compare later. You have to change it for a while, and then you have to change it back. Aren't you tired? Fight for the person you like aboveboard. What's the point of this intrigue? Love is a very pure and beautiful thing. Change with your heart, not cheat with your heart and means. I can understand how you feel. I've been in this situation. I don't know how to speak and how to fight for it. But I'd rather wait and do nothing. I don't want to erase the only good impression I left.
Close the door and let Xiao Guo go.
18 shame ... shame, happiness-
19 Your handwriting is too thin to celebrate. I'll let you write when I get to Tomb-Sweeping Day!
You avenge others, and then you add new ones. You got it? You only think about your master. Have you ever thought about those of us who you beat for nothing? Those are innocent people. In fact, the specifications of the funeral have nothing to do with filial piety. As long as you keep him in mind. Be an upright man and don't let him worry. Don't embarrass him. This is your filial piety.
2 1 True friendship needs to be exchanged with sincerity.
I haven't checked out yet … don't run, don't run …
Paying taxes is our responsibility and obligation. If there is no tax, how can the country have so much money to protect your rights? The road in front of the door, the bridge by the river, the guards at the frontier fortress, and the whistle at the gate. That comes from countless taxes.
It doesn't matter if you are naughty, but don't hurt people who love you. Although children talk nonsense, once or twice is enough; Three transgressions and four times will make people chilling; Five or six times, people will say that the baby has a bad heart. Not worth being nice to her.
25 didn't starve to death!
26 days!
You always eat when you are not hungry, but now you are not hungry if you don't eat for two days?
You can learn what you can't! No one will laugh at you! Do things with your hands, not your mouth. As the saying goes, all talk and no practice is false. You talk a lot, talk a lot, and you can't do anything. Over time, who will trust you to promote you? Who will give you a chance to prove yourself ... life should be done step by step, and things should be done bit by bit. ...
It's nice to have money-you can bully people at will? When the amount is urgent, go back and get two thousand pieces of silver, and we will draw from each other to see who can hold on.
You are heartless, you * * *, you are unreasonable!