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Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day's jokes.
The jokes about Valentine's Day and Tomb-Sweeping Day are as follows:

1. On Valentine's Day, I received a special gift. It was a greeting card, which said, "Happy Valentine's Day! I wish you and your other half happiness forever! " I looked at the greeting card and couldn't help sighing, "It's a blessing, but I'm still single." .

2. When I was in Tomb-Sweeping Day, I was sweeping the grave when I suddenly saw a bird fly by and stop on the tombstone. I can't help thinking, "Does this bird miss its owner, too?" So I said to the bird, "Do you miss your master, too?" Hearing this, the bird flew away.

On Valentine's Day, I went shopping with my friends and suddenly saw a big sign hanging at the door of a shop, which read: Valentine's Day Promotion! Buy one get one free!

On Valentine's Day, my boyfriend asked me for a gift, and I said, "I don't want the stars in the sky, just the happiness on earth." He asked blankly, "What is earthly happiness?" I smiled and said, "Just send me flowers, go shopping with me, cook for me and wipe my saliva." Hearing this, he left pale.

On Valentine's Day, I received a special gift, which was a flower. There is a small note on the bouquet, which reads: "Dear, you are the only one for me, and I love you!" " I looked at the note and couldn't help sighing: "What a romantic confession, but I am a man."

Valentine's Day and the Customs of Tomb-Sweeping Day

The customs of Valentine's Day include dating, exchanging gifts and celebrating anniversaries. On Valentine's Day, couples usually choose a special place to date, such as a restaurant, cinema or park. Giving gifts to each other is a way to express love, usually some small gifts symbolizing love, such as heart-shaped chocolates, roses and jewels.

The customs in Tomb-Sweeping Day include sweeping graves to worship ancestors and enjoying spring outing. On this day in Tomb-Sweeping Day, people will go back to their hometown to sweep graves for their ancestors and offer wreaths, candles and wine to show their respect and memory for their ancestors. In addition, people will choose this season to travel, go for an outing in parks, mountains or villages, enjoy the beautiful scenery of spring and enjoy the breath of spring. People will worship their ancestors on this day and pray for harvest and happiness.