However, at that time, the most desirable job rankings of college students were scholars, agriculture, industry and commerce. Lv Buwei, a big entrepreneur with tens of millions of dollars, is very unhappy. He is the most despised businessman. For this reason, Mr. Lu has been depressed in the upper class of Handan. No one would want to send an invitation to the royal aristocrat when he holds a cocktail party. The wealth he owns is seriously inconsistent with his social status, which brings a serious psychological imbalance to Mr. Lu, so depressed that he almost wants to spread all the Jinshan Yinshan in his home on the street.
As a successful businessman, Lv Buwei knows the way of hype, knowing that the low-level exposure of wealth will attract the contempt of nobles, and another possibility is the robber's knife. No matter how much money you have, you have to invest in something stylish to make the upper class pay attention to yourself, so as to get rid of the vulgarity of businessmen and have aristocratic temperament.
Soon, an important event happened in the auction circle of Handan City, where fireworks were flourishing. N-year-old Holla's luminous pearl in Disappeared in the Air will be auctioned. This night pearl is nothing but the legendary treasure of Zhou Tianzi's town house. Whoever gets it is entitled to have dinner with the heads of state of the seven countries. As soon as the news came out, it was not only Zhao's upper class who caused a sensation, but also dignitaries and celebrities from all over the country poured in, crowding the huge Handan city.
The grand auction was held as scheduled. As usual, it was singing and dancing first, then the performance of Heart Art Troupe ended, followed by Xiao Yu and Jason Chung's duet of high mountains and flowing water, and then it was said that it was the stand-up comedy handed down by the first generation of the X family ... The guests in the audience couldn't help it, and the size of the celebrity's minions began to shout. The auctioneer Si Kongtu appeared unhurriedly, holding a black box, followed by a group of well-paid Zhao Jinyiwei as bodyguards.
Sikong auctioneer took down the black box in one fell swoop with a solemn expression, and the fireworks that popped out of nowhere were released in a scratching way. The bright lanthanum night pearl has not yet appeared, and the momentum has already scared people. When you open the box, it seems to be an ordinary big bead, but the authoritative appraisal book displayed by the big auctioneer Si Kongtu is exciting, the treasure of the son of heaven! Someone immediately shouted 200 gold, which attracted a house full of disdainful laughter and directly threw away 700 gold.
In addition to the Prime Minister of Zhao, the leader of the Four Gentlemen of the Warring States, there are many world-famous spies who attended as representatives because of the inconvenience of this statue. They held up their bid cards for the wealth of this son of heaven's town and country, and the price soared until 3000 gold. The auctioneer Si Kongtu was obviously dissatisfied, urging him to make a wonderful speech, saying that it was priceless, and whoever owned it would be on an equal footing with the monarch ... The buyers and audience under the stage heard their hearts racing, their breath was short, and their mood was high, so they couldn't wait to take the beads home immediately.
Lv Buwei, who had been swallowing up, calmly put up a sign at this moment: 5000 gold, plus half the equity of Lushi Group. The audience was silent. Dozens of skilled accountants, who had already been prepared, quickly dialed on the abacus and the results came out. According to the market value, half of Lushi Group's shares are equivalent to one year's income of Weiguo Treasury. Before the audience could react, Si Kongtu, who was overwhelmed with excitement, smashed a hammer. The treasure of Zhouzhen's town hall, Haolan Charcoal Beads, belonged to an outstanding businessman.
After this battle, Lv Buwei became famous all over the world, including women and children. Any powerful person who wants to hold a party and forgets Mr. Lu and his pearls is very tasteless. It is said that even Emperor Zhou wanted to invite Mr. Lu to have breakfast together to see what the beads on his ancestors looked like.
In fact, all this is just a hype blockbuster written, directed and performed by Lv Buwei. Hao La is a fake, and the auctioneer Si Kongtu is one of his retainers. With this crazy and bold hype, he successfully became a member of the upper class, and Lv Buwei was so happy that he almost regarded the fake as the treasure of the town house.
When he became famous and became a quasi-aristocrat, Lv Buwei wanted to expand his business and continue to invest in speculation. He still remembers his father's words, if he can do politics and business, he will really count money and get cramps in his hands. Bill, the silver medal is second? Gates-level figures no longer care about the falling dollar. What Lv Buwei wants is a prominent political position, one level higher than that of scholars.
Coincidentally, he met the kidnapped king of Qin in Zhao. This coincidence immediately made Lv Buwei shine at the moment, and he found a strange commodity, which can be used for political investment and earn a lot of money.
The story of a stranger in Qin is sadder than a soap opera, and the housewife will burst into tears. His mother, The Last Month Of Summer, died young, and his father, Ann Guo Jun, has become a prince and a future manager, Qin. However, an Guojun loves Mrs. Huayang, who has long forgotten the short-lived mistress. The most terrible thing is that An Guojun has more than 20 sons, with Qin Yi in the middle. If you want to see your father, you have to wait in line for a year. Grandma doesn't hurt, my uncle doesn't love, and Qin deserves it. When they were very young, they were thrown into Zhao as hostages and left out in the cold.
Qin really forgot that he had a prince and grandson as hostages, and he came here from time to time to fight Zhao and grab a few pieces of territory. Although Zhao didn't dare to kill Qin emissary, the treatment he could give him can be imagined, and he was regarded as a beggar who ate leftovers. It is difficult for Qin Man Zi to get a driver, and he often defaulted on his salary. He was almost sued by the driver to the labor bureau.
In the eyes of ordinary people, how can such a down-and-out prince and grandson be like a strange commodity? But in the eyes of business masters, Qin is a promising potential stock. Besides, if you fry it, the rotten straw will turn into jewelry. As long as you can speculate, what is impossible?
I got a chance to have a drink with Qin in the bar. In a few words, he dispelled the doubts of the lonely prince and became his agent. He began to be fully responsible for a series of market hype activities such as planning, packaging and promotion of Qin aliens.
If a product wants to sell smoothly, the first thing is to be king, sell advertisements, invite authoritative people to be spokespersons and establish a good brand image. Mrs. Huayang has no children and is the most favored. It's perfect to sell her the exotic goods. Then she acted as a spokesperson and was responsible for selling to a Guo Junren.
As a successful businessman, being versatile and well-connected is a basic skill. Lv Buwei met Mrs Huayang's sister by chance. Lv Buwei, a business tycoon, was fortunate to be a VIP of Mrs Huayang Salon. We often drink coffee together, watch tap dancing and listen to pop music like chimes. After a while, Mr. Lu and Mrs. Huayang became old friends.
His own jade shop has new goods. Lv Buwei casually took some gadgets and asked his wife to take them. While Mrs. Huayang fondled those rare jade articles affectionately, she began to think about her own rare goods. Qin Ling said that this child is rare, sensible and filial, and she is far away from Zhao Guoshan, and she thinks about you and Ann every day. ...
To be a top 500 enterprise, Mr. Lu has a big mouth. He has a lotus on his tongue, and even a stone can nod. Mrs Huayang is busy playing with the wet jade in her hand. Lv Buwei agreed that a deer is a horse and casually said, Yes, I knew that boy was good. Although she doesn't remember whether the stranger is round or flat at all.
Emerald is much more accepted, but Mrs. Huayang is soft and it is not reasonable to be an advertising spokesperson. It is said that a good boy who has done something is just wandering for a long time, and his immature heart is very tired, and he wants to go home and eat home-cooked food. This requires pediatrics, and Mrs. Lu is very frank. She wrote a check to the businessman Lu, saying it was her own.
During the prime time in the evening, Mrs Huayang slammed the advertisement, put it in a Guo Jun's ear and hypnotized him. She kept her mouth shut about strangers, saying that the child read his father's name three times before each meal, saying that he had no money to buy Christmas presents and was going to knit two sweaters and send them home ... All the advertisements were false, and Mrs. Huayang thought it was an artistic exaggeration and didn't mean to deceive consumers.
Ann Guo Jun heart thumped, but forgot to have a son. Over time, the pillow wind blew much, and the son with a vague face became an excellent variety of loyalty, filial piety and benevolence in Ann Guo Jun's heart. Such a good commodity, or they made * * *, only this one, how can a Guo Jun give up? Nodded and said that the child should go home.
Zhao did the same thing and dredged all the way. Anyway, Mr. Lu is as rich as an enemy, and what worries him most is that the money in his hand can't be spent. Posters of different nationalities in the State of Qin were posted everywhere to let Zhao know that the images of the prince and grandson of the State of Qin were positive, gentle and kind. In a word, Zhao really has no reason to keep Qin makes. The powerful public relations offensive was suppressed, and the people's hearts of Qin naturally returned to the calm of Qin.
After returning to the State of Qin, Lv Buwei stepped up the packaging of aliens in the State of Qin from the outside to the inside.
Mrs. Huayang's maiden name is Chu. Lv Buwei is already a rich man and a noble, and he always pays attention to fashion. Nothing can beat him when Chu Feng is popular. Before the goods were delivered to the buyer, an image designer was found to tailor a pair of Chu packaging for Qin Yiren. The waist belt is long and floating, and the cuffs of hands are wide and empty. This new image of Qin dissidents is better than Qu Yuan, a famous tragic idol in the literary world. Wearing a Chu costume to see Mrs. Huayang is really powerful, and it is very popular with Mrs. Huayang. Mrs Huayang immediately recognized Qin Yi as an adopted son and gave him a new name, Zi Chu.
At the level of Guo Jun, Zi Chu began to play deep. Don't sleep at night, holding a candle, go to the window of a Guo Jun bedroom, look at the starry sky, shake your head, and sigh wave after wave. Sighs climbed to 120 decibels, and you could hear them with cotton in your ears. A Guo Jun had to get up to be a counselor. Zi Chu has many psychological problems, from the hot spots in the Middle East, the Iraq war and the global war on terrorism to the madness of the property market, soaring oil prices and rising pork prices, all of which make him frown and sleepless. A Guo Jun is so satisfied. This strange product will worry about the country and the people, unlike a dude who lost his family. It seems that the advertisement is innocent
Deliberately, he got his wish, and his exotic goods made people Qin, from a mediocre prince to a responsible and affectionate prince.
When Ann Guo Jun became the manager of the State of Qin, he naturally made Zi Chu a prince. In less than three to five years, Zi Chu took the first place in Qin. Lv Buwei, a businessman, gained the political return of investment step by step from prime minister to Guan Zhong. Under one person, above ten thousand people, the dignity of identity is unparalleled. It is far beyond the reach of any broker to turn a prince who is taken hostage in a foreign country and will die at any time into a king with low cost and amazing returns. This cost-effective business proves that Lv Buwei is the number one agent in the history of China.
God is too fair, and wealth has its troubles. After becoming the prime minister of a big country, Lv Buwei still looks sad. He travels the Jianghu, but his reputation is not as good as others.
There are four gentlemen in the Jianghu, Wei Xin, Chu Chun, Zhao and Qi, all of whom are good corporal and full of guests. Speaking of these four spenders, everyone should give them a thumbs up and praise them. They are enthusiastic about public welfare and generous. They are really heroes. As for Mr. Lu, he is a little rich and just a nouveau riche; Power is also a bit, just a political speculator. Historical records show that Qin Wei is ashamed. With such a backward reputation, Mr. Lu is almost ashamed to come out and meet people.
This can't beat the shrewd Lv Buwei, who is rich and powerful. It's not easy to hype up a good reputation? When Prime Minister Lu made a determined effort, he posted a list of idle people everywhere, telling everyone in the world that I would raise anyone who was too lazy to farm! The tramps on the street heard that steamed buns really fell from the sky and rushed to sign up.
I will write articles and gossip!
I will use the multiplication table to make false accounts!
I will fool people by looking at the stars!
I will steal the chicken, no, my family has the secret of cockfighting!
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Dou Xiu, an idle man of all colors, has a unique skill. Lv Buwei turned a blind eye, as long as he had a mouth to eat, he was recruited and raised.
In a short time, it also attracted literati and met them, and the number of diners reached 3000. Suddenly, a famous Lushi Sect appeared in the Jianghu, with thousands of disciples. Once again, I met four gentlemen who boasted that their host would treat them to abalone and shark's fin for dinner, and Lu Nan didn't talk nonsense. A man drowns those guys who brag and forget to pay taxes.
With such a big hype, Premier Lu's popularity is high. Speaking of Corporal Lixian, all the cats and dogs on the roadside know that Lv Buwei of Qin isNo. 1, so the Four Gentlemen of the Warring States are not qualified to carry his shoes.
With all the glory of the world, Mr. Lv Buwei sighed with emotion and asked for nothing more. Even dreaming at night is a bright smile, and waking up in the morning is brighter than Chaoyang. But once, Mr. Lu dreamed of a butterfly. He became a philosopher and liked to stand by the river and think about life and death. At present, the world is famous, and everything is empty after death. Mr. Lu asked himself what to do with100000. Being a man is really too painful, and the desire can never be satisfied.
Lv Buwei wants to know that at this stage of our lives, it is time to consider moving to a level that will last forever. Isn't this the Spring and Autumn Annals just compiled by Kong Old Master Q, who can be admired by later generations? When it comes to compiling books, we are not inferior to others, and we have thousands of idle people at hand. There are thousands of mouths in the family, chattering like sparrows every day, making up articles and writing books.
Open the roster and browse it. His disciples are Confucianism, Legalism and Mohism, as well as mutineers, farmhouses and Yin and Yang families. As a whole, they should write an all-inclusive and wonderful book, so wouldn't Lv Buwei's three Chinese characters be immortal and famous in history?
Good wishful thinking, Prime Minister Lu doesn't even handle official business, and mundane trifles are as important as fame and fortune behind him. I trotted home, picked up the loudspeaker and shouted that everyone should line up and listen carefully. Every day, I only care about eating and drinking Lazar. I am as happy as a pig but as sad as a pig. Life should have a pursuit, right?
There are discerning people in the team below, and they whisper in their hearts that you always show your true colors as a businessman, and you won't lose money doing business if you kill yourself. But we won't eat people's food for nothing. Let's lower our heads and listen to our orders.
Listening to the noise below, Lv Buwei gently coaxed and said: Stop it, stop it, it's very simple, just let everyone write a narrative. Everyone has been wandering in the rivers and lakes for many years, and they must have extraordinary experience and superb knowledge. Write them to make sure that mm will scream loudly and her heart will beat.
The hearts of idle people are relaxed by half, and dancing and writing are in line with the true nature of our poets. So they sat in rows, divided the fruits, and each person was given a pen and ink, and they all sat down to write their compositions. Thinking that the ultimate goal is to make mm admire, thousands of idle people make great efforts to brag and write down what they have seen and heard in these years.
Lv Buwei looked at the test paper, and left it if he liked it, and threw it away if he didn't like it. Compile the articles that look pleasing to the eye into a book according to the outline. By the way, erase all the names of the authors with correction fluid and write three Chinese characters: Lv Buwei.
Some idle people have a strong sense of property rights and are very angry at the plagiarism of articles. They hope to draw my name, and mm will find you Lv Buwei in the future, which is a great loss. Still have to find Mr. Lu. Lv Buwei was wronged and asked sadly, Who cares about your food, your living and your salary? Idle people are speechless, and a magnificent masterpiece with 26 volumes 160 articles and more than 200,000 words was born.
Some years later, someone asked: Who is Lu? Lv Buwei. Lv Buwei openly flouted the intellectual property law and usurped the intellectual achievements of thousands of working people. He was too brazen to speculate. But Mr. Lu has power in his hand and insists on putting gold on his face. No one can do anything about it.
With this wonderful book in hand, Lv Buwei can't wait. Good wine needs no bush. This idea is so stupid that only junior businessmen who have just started practicing will believe it. Mr. Lv Buwei, as a business magnate and a master of super-nine-stream, spurns this dirty business philosophy very much. He thinks the smell of wine should go out of the alley and shout. Lv's Spring and Autumn Annals has been written, and it's time to make it a household name and famous all over the world.
Send red-headed documents, make the yamen beat gongs and drums, and inform the clubs that Prime Minister Lu has published a wonderful book handed down from ancient times? This traditional route is time-consuming and laborious, with little effect, and the official Drake's voice has greatly damaged the image of Qishu. Lv Buwei came up with a brilliant hype idea: a word is worth 1000 dollars.
On this day, people in Xianyang city ran out to watch the fun. The wall is covered with pieces of bamboo, all copied with tadpoles. I heard that this is Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals. Before everyone knew what was going on, a bulletin board was posted over there: Who can add a word or subtract a word from the words in Lv Chunqiu, or even change a word, and reward 1200 gold.
Gold 1200, is this a joke? Those who eat rice smash their rice bowls, those who cultivate land throw hoes, climb in with paralyzed legs, and strive to study hard and make progress every day. Maybe if you are not careful, there will be more gold in your pocket. Everyone knelt on the wall, holding a magnifying glass and looking at it word by word, and studied Lv Chunqiu with great devotion. If you are worried about your poor eyesight, call at once. Uncle Zhao, Uncle Yan, Aunt Lu Qigu and Aunt Qi Liupo, you should take the latest and fastest Airbus a380. Pick a wrong word and you'll get two thousand dollars.
This time, there was an uproar, and ten thousand people scrambled to read "Lu's Spring and Autumn Annals", including many who crossed the border illegally. The world's major newspapers have left the headline position to it, reported the phenomenon of strange books at length, and made a lot of advertisements for Mr. Lu for free. Chatting after dinner, there is only one topic, that is, the wonderful book worth 1000 yuan. It is said that its author is Lv Buwei.
Mr. Lu rubbed the precious "Lu Chunqiu" and smiled with relief. Through generations, Lv Buwei still lives in people's hearts after thousands of years. When I slept that night, I really dreamed that the butterfly flew away in a friendly way.