2. My father expressed his opinion about my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong was ill.
I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.
According to the pig's aesthetic, I am basically a handsome boy.
I always close my eyes when I cut onions, thinking that I won't cry, but I still cried when I cut my hand.
6. Waiting for the bus at the station, a student said to me with a donation box, "Sir, many people have donated money to poor college students." Deeply moved, I silently took the donation box and said, "Thank you!" " "
7. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.
8. If she dares to steal money today, she will dare to steal others tomorrow. This is a one-stop operation.
9. Try not to make any noise if you can.
10. There are two kinds of people in the world, one is beautiful and the other is ugly, but I am ugly. ...
1 1. Suddenly, I found that all my future plans have the same beginning: when I get rich. ...
12. I went to college with a sack of money and exchanged a sack of books; After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack!
13. If you choose to avoid compulsory courses, you must avoid elective courses.
14. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth. Unfortunately, youth is a gecko.
15. When I think about it, Wanshui Qian Shan; Once you think about it, things change.
16. Angels can fly because they despise themselves. ...
17. A beautiful skin thinks you are ugly, but an interesting soul hates you.
18. I thought the air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips.
19. The highest level of self-help in eating: help the wall in, help the wall out.
20. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.
2 1. Face down first, there's nothing you can do.
22. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, then to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to blue, and finally left me.
23. I want to be thin, and I want to become meat. I can't have both. I want to be thin and eat meat.
24. It is true that the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the generation is longer than the generation.
25. Mathematics is so boring. To prove a triangle, you have to make an X when you buy food.
26. After this village, there is this shop; Because there are branches here.
27. Shanglian: Unicom, Tietong and Netcom are all (all) too expensive. Downlink: C network, G network, fixed network, network (often) cheat money. Horizontal approval: the network is difficult to get through.
28. If you are not crazy, you will be old, and if you don't review at the end of the term, you will be finished.
29. If God openly opposes people, it is difficult for anyone to deal with it.
30. The white snake deliberately deceived the umbrella when it rained. When sending Brother Liang to the 18th National Congress, she pretended to be crazy and sold silly to tease her. The seven fairies blocked her way, and the cowherd took the clothes of the Weaver Girl while she was taking a shower ... These stories tell us that at the beginning of great love, we must play hooligans first. You don't have love, maybe you don't know how to play hooligans.
3 1. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way, and let them take a taxi to find it.
32. Why don't you play basketball when you are so tall, and why don't you sell sesame cakes when you are so short?
33. The tragedy of life lies in: I worked hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I can't remember it when I woke up the next morning!
34. I am a civilized person, and all the dirty words have been disinfected with saliva.
35. Homework is the pain of breathing. He lives in everyone's heart. It hurts to translate ancient Chinese, and it hurts to read it.
36. I have been single for a long time. When I was on the bus, a girl patted me on the shoulder, which made me wonder where our children go to school.
37. Women should not think that they can stop reading because they are good, and men should not think that they can grow ugly because they read well.
38. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.
39. Rice is what I want; Thin is what I want. You can't have your cake and eat it. I'll go!
40. You don't know the value of Friday afternoon unless you experience the crash on Monday morning.