Recalling the scene when writing a composition, three Chinese characters suddenly appeared in front of my eyes:

Imagination.

This is a magic weapon to complement the number of words. If used properly, it will definitely add wings to the composition and make the marking teacher dumbfounded.

For example:

"I want to go to the toilet."

Through imagination, we can extend these five words into an infinite chapter.

First of all, why should I go to the bathroom?

I have a strong body and good digestion. It is not a problem to eat three steamed buns at a meal. I usually go to the toilet regularly, once in the morning and once in the evening, and every time I burst my bank like a river.

But why, I will sprout a piece of shit at this moment?

Murphy, is it fate, destiny takes a hand?

Or am I unlucky in my last life, constipated all my life, or even dying?

I am afraid, I am uneasy, and I am afraid that I will answer the karma of reincarnation, and I will end up in a tragic end. If I say it, it will make me laugh my teeth off!

So think about it, who was my previous life?

Is Liu Xiahui still sitting? Because god saw my extraordinary determination, on a whim, I went out to test it at this moment?

Or the white lady imprisoned under the Leifeng Tower? Because I fell in love with mortals and violated the precepts of heaven, I was punished so cruelly?

I don't believe it.

If that's the case, I'd rather fight fate to the death.

Because of my legs, I only bend for squatting, and I will never bend my knees to fate!

So you see, with imagination, the words "I want to go to the toilet" can directly lead to hundreds of words.

But the subject, I want to tell you that it is not enough for me to do this step.

Because I didn't write down the real reason why I want to go to the toilet from beginning to end, here is the second step and the most critical top priority:

Talk big, talk big.

Don't underestimate these four words, but they are very particular.

Writing a composition is not like writing a novel. You have to make up the number of words, never perfunctory, and you must write something that ordinary people dare not do, so that you can stand out in the unified college entrance examination composition.

Therefore, even the number of words must be different.

Now that the foreshadowing has been thrown, we should fill the pit with more amazing chapters.

For example:

In a trance, I seem to hear birds singing outside the window.

The sound of orioles is everywhere. Even in the vernal equinox, catkins fluttered with the wind, and the sky curled up and danced slowly like turbulence.

Infected by such intoxicating spring scenery, I can't help reaching out my hands and covering my stomach tightly.

I hurt, I endure, I hurt, I endure.

I am still struggling with my stomach, and at the same time, the teachings of the ancients are running in my heart at the moment. He is strong and I am self-sufficient.

Come on, even if this shit is as fierce as a tiger, even if this urine is as small as a river, I will hold on together and never bow to difficulties.

I want to prove to fate that I am as small as me and as humble as an ant, and I will not give in to the arrogance of my stomach.

Because behind me, there are students who are trying to write, and in front of me, there are more invigilators full of expectations.

I can't, and I won't allow myself, to run away in such a solemn and sacred examination room.

I am not a coward, I am not a weak person, I am a warrior who dares to contend with fate.

So today, at this moment, I want to grasp two tender pyloric sphincter, and I want to prove to fate that I will stick to it and never compromise for the sake of dignity.

Finally, one second before I was released, I finished answering the last question on the test paper.

So I put my hands in the air, facing a serious invigilator, and let out a very excited cry from the bottom of my heart:

"Report the teacher, I want to go to the toilet! ! ! "

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